Name: Guy wants Theo to Guess his Name
Uploaded: 2022-09-19T20:19:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Guy wants Theo to Guess his Name' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Guy wants Theo to Guess his Name' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-19. Transcript available.

Sometimes when you're in a hotel, or any place you're going to be for a long
time,
you could run into the guy countless times, you know, repetitionally.
And so this fellow, I'm at this hotel the second day, and this guy says, what's
up?
He's a nice guy, being real friendly.
And then finally he goes, hey man, the conversation had kind of gotten where
there wasn't much
left to say, which is okay.
That's when everybody kind of goes their separate ways.
And he goes, hey man, I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you six guesses
what my name
is.
And I'm like, oh fuck, oh fuck, because I don't want to do that.
I don't want that, man.
I don't want that.
You know, I don't want, I want no guesses how many, how much, what names the
man is.
But, you know, I guess there, there's a part of me that likes games, I guess.
So I said, Alex.
And, uh, and he goes, no, but that's close.
And he goes, I'll give you three extra guesses.
And I'm like, oh fuck, dude.
I don't want that.
I don't want that, man.
I don't want that extra guesses.
I don't, so now I have nine guesses minus one.
Now I have eight guesses what this guy's name is.
And I don't want no guesses.
Um, so anyway, he goes, and you don't have to guess again right now.
I'll see you around the way, right?
Because he worked at the place.
So, dude, I kept, I ran into this guy.
I ran into this guy, uh, I mean, I ran into this guy 30 more times over the
week.
And it was just a nightmare.
And finally, you know, I guessed, like, I did, like, two other guesses.
Because there was, you know, one day I had already done my wordle or whatever.
And so I was like, oh, I need a game to play.
And he fucking wandered up.
And he always wandered up.
I mean, he would wander up on a damn wind, you know.
I mean, somebody would cough a few feet away.
And he'd, he'd, he'd wander right up out of their damn esophagus.
This dude wandered up.
You know, he was the kind of guy that wandered up.
So, finally, I'm trying to guess.
And, uh, I'm like, Tyler?
Is it Tyler?
Um, the guy tells me that his name is Galaxy.
And that's why Alex was close.
And at that point, I knew it was time to leave, man.
It was time to leave, bro.
That's when, that's when it's time to go.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.