Name: Theo Talks About The Martha’s Vineyard Migrants
Uploaded: 2022-09-21T00:51:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Talks About The Martha’s Vineyard Migrants' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Talks About The Martha’s Vineyard Migrants' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-21. Transcript available.

I thought this was pretty fascinating.
Florida governor defends migrant flights to Martha's Vineyard suggests more to
come.
So here's what happened is DeSantis, who is a governor in Florida, and I always
think
it's interesting how like if somebody there's a problem somewhere, people don't
know about
it elsewhere, but they'll have an idea about it.
They'll be like, oh, well, this is what they should do.
This is what they should do.
But you until it's right there with you, then it then suddenly it's you get a
real concept
of what the issues are.
So that's why I think this is pretty fascinating.
I mean, it's definitely a little bit get a little bit gangster to be using
humans and shifting
them around.
But.
It's interesting now that it's suddenly a Martha's Vineyard, you just imagine
just, you know,
50 low key, just loked out fucking visitors just hanging out.
That's the part to me that see because I love anything that bothers fucking
rich people.
I love that shit.
If you could bother the rich, man, if you could fucking tickle the rich with
dirty fingernails,
bitch, I love that shit.
So I think any time you can drop off a couple of essays up in Martha's Vineyard,
baby, let's
do it.
That's what I'm saying.
You know, you got MS-13.
Suddenly you got MV-13, baby.
You got Martha's Vineyard 13, baby.
You know, that's when shit's going to get weird.
So, yeah, I just because then people get to see what what issues are like.
We had a border patrol agent on here at one point, I remember, and he was in
charge of
the Arizona border for a long time.
I can't remember how long, maybe 17 years.
And he was saying one of the biggest problems on the border was that people
were coming over,
good people and bad people were coming over, and they weren't prosecuted.
Like, even if they arrested the people, like, two weeks later, they were coming
right back
because there was no, like, legislation happening where they were actually,
like, the executive
branch wasn't prosecuting them.
And you don't, until you talk to somebody who's from there, you don't really
have a good
idea of what's going on.
So that's why I like this.
I wish there was, like, buses of different problems from different areas that
were just
kind of cruising around the country, and they drop somebody else's problem off
in your area
for a while, and then they take your problems and drop them off over there.
Then they take, you know, like in Maine, maybe they got beached whales or
something issue,
and then they drop them bitches off in Idaho, and they're like, damn, bro, you
know?
And I just think it would be interesting if different buses were just
just like, oh, shit, here come this fucking trouble bus, and you see whose
problem it is
today, you know?
Like, damn.
They got, uh, you know, um, like, women aren't shaving under their arms in
Oregon or whatever,
or in, like, you know, somewhere.
And then them bitches get out.
You're like, dang, bruh.
I didn't know it was like that.
So, I think it would be interesting if there was a whole system of this going
on.
So, that's something that I think I would like to see in the future is just,
like, a whole
kind of, uh, different issues from different areas kind of cruising around.
That way, everybody could get a little bit of a taste and see.
Because then when you vote on a national level and you have an idea of your
whole country,
you get, like, a real idea of what real, of what people's issues are.
You know, and for me, a lot of that stems, people talk about racism all the
time.
And, um, and they're like, what, you know, I'll hear people, like, in
California talk about,
like, the South, uh, but they, they, they're not, they didn't, they didn't grow
up in the
South.
They don't understand some of the intricacies and, like, the boots on the
ground, um, every
day, uh, existence of living in a place that's had a lot of racism.
Um, or black and white racism, maybe.
And so, I think sometimes that's crazy to me.
It's like, well, but you don't know, you don't live, you don't have an
understanding, you
know, you may have, like, a vision of it and information, but until you get
that understanding.
So, I like that, man.
Maybe it's just some understanding buses.
That's not it.
It's not, like, a problem bus.
It's like, okay, here comes some understanding buses.
We're about to understand this shit, you know?
And then it drops off and it's like a surprise.
You're like, oh, fuck, man.
Hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another.
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