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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Miracle Time: Two Trains Dalton' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-22. Transcript available.

I want to talk to people that have just stood right there on the welcome mat of
heaven or hell.
And I want to get close to something on this show, close to something real.
And we're going to talk today to one.
We got a man, I'll show a clip from the past, from when he first called into
the show,
our boy Dalton, trained victim.
And I'm looking forward to talking to this man.
What's going on?
My name is Dalton.
I've been listening to the show off and on for a while now.
You mentioned something about your uncle, or I forget who, got hit by a train.
I can relate because when I was in high school, it was probably like 10 years
ago,
I was actually hit by a train.
Uh, on the way to school, I was walking to school and I lived.
And, uh, yeah, I don't know if you want me to, I can send you.
You're going to send me what, dog?
You're going to send me some arms, son?
I'm just joking, man.
Wow.
On the line there.
Dalton, can you hear me?
I can hear you, brother.
What's up, baby?
There he is.
Man, you're a miracle.
You're a miracle, brother.
Hey, living a miracle.
Wow.
Baby, that little boxcar bad boy, son, that rail baby.
All day.
Hey, yes, man.
Dude, I feel uplifted even just seeing you, man.
Uh, thanks for joining us for a little bit today.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah, man.
So, you know, you've had a really unique experience that other people haven't
had.
You've been hit by a train and it just doesn't happen to folks.
Uh, can you take us through some of that?
Yeah, no problem.
So, when I was in, uh, it was in high school.
I was in high school about 10 years ago.
And, uh, when I would walk to school, there was a set of train tracks that
every kid would
have to cross to get to school.
Oh, yeah.
Them risk sticks, baby.
That's what those are, son.
Gang, baby.
Dang.
Okay.
Sorry for interrupting.
You go on as high school.
You're out there.
You're walking to school.
Yeah, no problem.
Um, yeah.
So, in my mind, I've never seen a train go by on these train tracks.
Like, very seldomly does a train go by on these train tracks.
And it was right after Christmas.
And I got a big set of headphones for Christmas.
Yeah.
And, uh, I was walking to school.
And I would know when to look up.
I'm like, it's like, uh, cross the street, look both ways.
But this set of train, I'm not, I'm saying, you know, it's,
mostly my fault that this happened.
I'm not blaming anybody for this, but I was looking down with headphones on and
the train
was going very slow.
And when I, uh, think about it, if there was a camera on the situation, what
had to have
happened was the trains going like this and I'm walking like this and perfect
timing.
I step on the train, train runs over my foot, hits me in the head.
It was only two carts long.
So it wasn't a long train, but I went underneath.
That little new boy hit you, huh?
And then I popped back out.
Sorry, man.
You went right under it, huh?
Yeah.
And then I popped back out and then I woke up and then somebody seen the whole
situation.
Somebody had to flag the train down.
Wow.
They didn't even stop.
They didn't even see what was going on.
Now, were you, um, what, what song were you listening to?
I was, I was listening to Aussie, Revelation, Mother Earth.
Dang.
So that's kind of heavy metal.
Yes.
Heavy metal on the heavy metal.
Yeah, bro.
That's really wild.
I mean, that's almost like your ears are asking for it.
They wanted that, you know, they wanted the heart, the, they wanted some real
percussion
going on.
They wanted that heavy percussion section.
Um, were you conscious after you come out the bottom of it?
I woke up after like just beside the tracks, I woke up, I spit up blood.
I lifted up my leg and my leg was like completely like just limp.
Like everything was shattered in there and it was just completely limp.
Like a tongue almost, huh?
Basically.
Yeah.
A long tongue.
And so, um, did it knock your shoes off or anything?
See, this is the weird part.
Yeah.
It knocked my shoes off and the shoes were completely fine.
So I kept wearing those.
You kept wearing them.
Well, like after I got to the hospital, you know, good pair of shoes.
I mean, I, I think I'd get, I'd feel like I'd burn everything, but I like your
attitude.
You're just going to go right back in there.
And that's one thing that I really did admire about you, man, was some of your
attitude.
I remember whenever you called in, you said that you'd been hit by a train and
some of
the positive effects that had come out of that.
And that if you, if you could do it again, that you would do it again, you'd
run it back.
Absolutely.
Um, I honestly think that if somebody could go through a near death experience
and survive,
obviously very healing process.
Like it's almost like God, you know, sat me down and said, you got to take this
more seriously.
You know, like I, you know, try and live like, you know, I hope for tomorrow,
but you never
know.
Yeah.
It's like God saying, I chew, chew, choose you dog.
You know what I'm saying?
Absolutely.
Now, what are some things that kind of happened to you?
Like, uh, what are some of the, like, um, uplifting thoughts and attitudes?
What, what, what positives kind of happened inside of you after that?
Like what adjusted if anything did?
Well, I kind of felt like before that, like I was in high school and I was a
kid before
that I was kind of like on autopilot and, you know, I would just, you know, I
didn't know
who I was and I was just kind of on autopilot in life.
And after that experience, you know, it really showed me that, you know, I had
to come into
my own character and showed me that life is important, you know, like, um, made
me, it's
a part of who I am and it made me who I am.
I wouldn't change it at all.
I don't know where I'd be if that wouldn't happen, if that didn't happen.
Wow.
That's really, it's just such a fascinating take on it, man.
Cause I think to be honest, there's a lot of folks out there that, that are,
that would
like to, I think, get hit by a train, but aren't willing to put in the time,
you know,
aren't willing to really, you know, put their nuts on the, you know, in the
basket or whatever,
you know, the 10,000 hours.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're not willing to really show up and do the work.
Um, did it help you in any sense with the ladies or anything that was there any
kind
of, did it have an effect on people, other people?
You know, it is kind of a weird situation.
It has been a weird situation.
I am that guy that got hit by a train.
Hell yeah.
I walk into the bar.
Oh, you're that guy that got hit by a train.
I'm like, yeah, you know, it happens.
But, uh, on the ladies side, you know, like people are interested or like, it's
interesting,
but you know, like, I don't know.
It hasn't, uh, I haven't gotten any more or any less ladies because of it.
I'd like to think because of my character.
Yeah.
Well, it's funny.
I feel like you and I almost look the same.
I feel like you and me are some somewhat versions of each other in some sense,
man.
Um, now did it hit your penis or anything?
Did you, any of your body get mangled like that?
Did your wiener get hit out or whatever?
No, uh, fortunately not.
Uh, it basically just my foot.
You want to see it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I do.
Hell yeah.
So this, this freaks the kids out when I show them, but.
Yeah, but fuck the kids, man.
Whoa, boy.
Damn.
You got that eternal peace sign, son.
So yeah, I lost three toes and this is a skin graft on top from my leg, like
from my thigh.
And, and the weird part is, is hair grows on this now because it's from my leg.
Oh, that's awesome.
So I'm like, do I shave my foot or?
Hell yeah.
Grow a little, uh, soul patch on there.
S S O L E.
Dude, that's phenomenal, man.
I, I, I love your attitude.
Um, did it, did it adjust the way that you interact with people afterwards?
Did it have any effect on that?
I could really see that happening.
Well, like I said, people, you know, I am branded with this situation.
Like, you know, everybody knows it's like, and I understand how crazy it is for
somebody
to see somebody.
It's like, Oh, they got hit by a train.
But, uh, the way I act towards people is I'm always talking about, you know,
life and God
in this and that.
And, you know, sometimes people get weirded out, but you know, this is, this is
the game
of life, you know?
Yeah, man, it is important.
Do you feel like God was reaching out to you?
Absolutely.
Knocked me off my horse and said, you need to take this game of life seriously.
Wow.
Wow.
That's interesting.
Do you feel like it made you more religious?
It really, it really tied, just, you know, tied your shoelaces directly to the
Lord's,
you know, uh, long hair.
Absolutely.
Um, I don't believe in, I believe all gods are real, you know, whatever you
believe is
real.
And, you know, that experience made me really feel like, you know, there, there
is an architect,
there is something out there, you know, planning things, putting tracks in
front of things,
you know?
Amen, baby.
All the Lord.
You know what I'm saying, boy, let's get it, dude.
Wow, man.
Well, dude, it's just, you know, I love your attitude, man.
Getting to see you.
I've been wanting to for a while.
I've just been kind of like, kind of getting well, just taking care of myself
and, um, been
having a lot of guests on, but I really wanted to connect back with you, man.
Uh, you've been on my mind, uh, just cause your attitude about saying, Hey man,
run it
back, if I can have an experience that brings me that close to realizing the
value of my
existence, that I'm willing to almost do that, that there's, that there must be
such a value
in that, huh?
I mean, it must feel really, cause you, you can't just get that.
You can't just create that.
Absolutely.
Like I would equate it to like, maybe, you know, a psychedelic experience or
like it really
make, it makes me at least like, I don't know anybody else in their psyche, how
they would
react to it.
But for me, it makes me feel the weight of every day.
Amen.
And that, you know, this is the one shot.
We only get one shot, one opportunity.
This is it, dude.
Mom's spaghetti, son.
I feel you, bro.
Well, look, man, I'd love to check in with you again, man.
We'll send you some merch and stuff like that and just, uh, get you dripped out.
We don't have any dope ass socks for you, but, uh, yeah, we'll see what we can
do, man.
And just thanks for being alive, man.
Um, do you accredit anything inside of you that you feel like, uh, do you feel
like you
were the guy that was supposed to get hit by a train?
If people would have said before, who's supposed to get hit by a train, you
think people would
have picked you or you think you just really, you know, just caught that lucky,
uh, fucking
long bus, you know?
I honestly think it was supposed to be me, man.
Like my, my mental strength, like, I believe that, you know, I'm mentally
strong.
I'm not like, I'm not trying to like boast or anything, but you know, this is
your life.
Look, dude, you got hit by the train.
You get, it's your time to tell us.
I just, I don't know if the average person would be able to handle this and
walk away
from it.
You know, normal.
Like, I remember when they wheeled me cause I was in a wheelchair, they wheeled
me into
the psych ward and I'm just like, they're trying, they're trying to see if I'm
like mentally
this, that or whatever.
Yeah.
And I'm like, like, I'm not having this, like, you know, I was, it was a weird
experience,
but yeah, it didn't affect me.
Like funny thing is, is when I'm watching movies with my friends and there's a,
somebody
gets hit by a train in the movie, everybody looks to me and I'm like, I'm like,
what guys?
Come on.
It's only true.
It's only a train.
I beat that train.
Yeah.
It's one train, baby.
Yeah.
You fucking want to come back with something bigger, you know?
Like, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Dude, I want to see a UFO fucking land on your back, son.
I'm ready for a fucking blimp to hit you, dog.
I'm afraid to take you to the Superbowl.
Led Zeppelin.
Yeah, bro.
I think anything's ready, bro.
You'll catch a missile in your mouth, son.
You can do whatever you want.
Absolutely.
It did make me think of this just a second ago.
You were talking about, uh, what'd you say just a second ago before you were
talking about
your friends?
The psych ward.
They wheeled me into the psych ward.
They tried to make you crazy.
Yes.
Wow.
They tried to think you was like retarded or whatever, because you've been hit
by a train.
Absolutely.
You want to hear something else crazy too?
Yeah.
This was at the beginning of the whole opiate epidemic, right?
This nurse came into the doctors or into the hospital and she's like, we're
going to prescribe
you Oxycontin.
And I was like, no, no, I smoke marijuana for my pain.
And then she, I'll never forget this till the day I die.
She's like, Oxycontin is healthier than marijuana.
Wow.
And I was just like, can I get a new nurse?
This is, this woman is insane.
Like, you know, this is, yeah.
Can I get this bitch a train?
Somebody ordered this bitch a train, bro.
Because that's, it's unbelievable that someone, that any human would think that.
Absolutely.
It was insane.
They were truly selling it.
Like, it blew my mind.
Yeah.
Wow.
Man.
Well, it's, it's funny.
You die.
I mean, that, that's a fucking, that's a dirtier train to dodge right there,
man.
You died.
Absolutely.
Wow.
Well, dude, man, I, I love your attitude, man.
I'd love it if we could check in with you every now and then and just kind of
see what's going on.
Um, where do you live at?
Um, I live in, uh, like around Niagara Falls, Canada.
So like right at the border, basically.
That's nice.
It's nice up there.
Yeah, it's nice.
Uh, Niagara Falls, one of the seven wonders of the world.
I'm, I've seen it so many times that it's just normal to me, but.
Can you drink off it or you can't get that close to it?
Pardon?
Do I drink off?
Can you drink off of it if you get close to it or can you have to stay far back?
Yeah, you, you can taste it on your lips.
Definitely.
But you couldn't, you couldn't get a full sip, but you get a half sip.
That's fair, I guess.
Um, do you, any of your senses heightened after getting hit by that train?
Anything?
Do you, do you feel like you have any unique, I don't want to say powers, but
that's what
people are going to want to know.
Okay.
Do you have any unique sense or any sense, any heightened senses or slash
powers?
Absolutely.
Like I was saying, like, um, I feel the weight of every day a lot more.
Like, uh, I was reading this book and there was soldier, uh, it was about
soldiers in World
War II and, uh, uh, they were at the point where they knew they were in a
situation where
they knew they were going to die.
There was no, there was no, if, ands or buts, they know they're going to die.
And because of that, every moment is sweeter.
The next, your next meal means everything.
Your next kiss means everything in the world.
So, and people like they, these soldiers almost liked that feeling of you could
die at any
moment.
And I don't, I don't claim to be like, you know, like, like a red dot on my
head.
Like, you know, I'm going to die in this moment, but I sort of feel like I, you
know, feel the
weight of life a lot more, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like there's just, uh, like it's got a, everything has a lot stronger taste to
it.
Every, every moment.
Absolutely.
Wow.
Yeah, man.
You're out there, baby.
That little rail monkey Dalton run it back to trains, baby.
Hey, look, man, I'm proud of you, dude.
And I'm glad to meet you.
Glad to meet you too, Theo.
You know, you're an inspiration to all of us creatives, especially because you're
a comedian
and you know, you make, you, you're not some glossy thing where you, you're a
real person
and you show us all that we can make it be in us.
You know, we don't have to be this, uh, bigger than life thing.
We can be us.
Well, thanks, man.
I appreciate that.
Yeah.
I'm just trying.
Yeah.
I'm just, it's hard to be anybody, you know, it's hard to be.
Yeah.
It's hard to be.
It's a real challenge.
It feels like sometimes.
And, um, that's nice of you to say, man, I appreciate it.
Uh, and yeah, I think you do the same, man.
You make me feel like, Hey, it's okay.
If I only got, you know, um, you know, if I'm, if I'm missing toes or I'm
growing a fucking,
uh, sideburn on my fucking foot, baby.
Let's go.
Got to get that manscaped.
Yeah.
We'll have to set you up.
I don't know if they make anything to cover that brother fucking missing out.
You should sue them.
But, uh, thank you, bro.
It's nice to make your acquaintance.
And, um, when we get up there to a show, man, we'll have to have you come out
and, uh, so
you and I can get to meet in person, man.
Absolutely.
I've been waiting for you to come to Canada, man.
Yeah.
We'll get up there soon.
My tour manager is from, uh, Ontario, London, Ontario.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's I've been there.
That's close.
So, um, he'll get me up in that area soon, man.
But, uh, but yeah, we'll do something nice.
Then we'll send you one of these bobbleheads dude and get you out there and get
you some,
uh, some items or something that you want.
And, uh, just thank you, bro.
Thank you for sharing yourself with us.
And, um, fuck yeah, dude.
If somebody can get hit by a train and just keep on just trucking, then I can
do that today.
You know?
So thank you, dog.
Love you, Theo.
Love you too, man.
Godspeed, one love.
Amen.
Baby, you're a miracle.
Thanks, Dalton.
Thank you.
A miracle right there.
A miracle.
And we got to listen to him.
And we got to learn from him.
Man, I'm grateful for that today.
It's a real perspective switch, you know?
It's a real perspective switch.
It makes my problem, I mean,
my problems seem like micro machines right there.
When you got a fella that's just, damn.
That's just getting trained out.
Man.
Grateful to be alive today.
Grateful to exist on this planet.
Working on staying in gratitude myself, you know?
Still battling some anger here and there and some, I don't know if it's ego or
just, you know,
thinking things are supposed to be a certain way.
Expectation.
You know, I'd love to not approach the day with a lot of expectation.
I'd love to just sit there and watch God paint, you know?
But usually I want to get up and I want to open up this color and this color
and, you know,
I'll see what he does.
I'm only giving him four colors, you know?
I'm giving him this brush.
I want the wide, bro.
I want the, instead of just sitting back and saying, all right.
Let me see what magic this big dog is going to do with the canvas of my life,
you know?
What's he going to paint?
What's he going to put out there?
And just not to look for the end product, but to enjoy the colors along the way.
Hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another.
And you can watch this one, you can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.

Miracle Time: Two Trains Dalton

I want to talk to people that have just stood right there on the welcome mat of
heaven or hell.
And I want to get close to something on this show, close to something real.
And we're going to talk today to one.
We got a man, I'll show a clip from the past, from when he first called into
the show,
our boy Dalton, trained victim.
And I'm looking forward to talking to this man.
What's going on?
My name is Dalton.
I've been listening to the show off and on for a while now.
You mentioned something about your uncle, or I forget who, got hit by a train.
I can relate because when I was in high school, it was probably like 10 years
ago,
I was actually hit by a train.
Uh, on the way to school, I was walking to school and I lived.
And, uh, yeah, I don't know if you want me to, I can send you.
You're going to send me what, dog?
You're going to send me some arms, son?
I'm just joking, man.
Wow.
On the line there.
Dalton, can you hear me?
I can hear you, brother.
What's up, baby?
There he is.
Man, you're a miracle.
You're a miracle, brother.
Hey, living a miracle.
Wow.
Baby, that little boxcar bad boy, son, that rail baby.
All day.
Hey, yes, man.
Dude, I feel uplifted even just seeing you, man.
Uh, thanks for joining us for a little bit today.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah, man.
So, you know, you've had a really unique experience that other people haven't
had.
You've been hit by a train and it just doesn't happen to folks.
Uh, can you take us through some of that?
Yeah, no problem.
So, when I was in, uh, it was in high school.
I was in high school about 10 years ago.
And, uh, when I would walk to school, there was a set of train tracks that
every kid would
have to cross to get to school.
Oh, yeah.
Them risk sticks, baby.
That's what those are, son.
Gang, baby.
Dang.
Okay.
Sorry for interrupting.
You go on as high school.
You're out there.
You're walking to school.
Yeah, no problem.
Um, yeah.
So, in my mind, I've never seen a train go by on these train tracks.
Like, very seldomly does a train go by on these train tracks.
And it was right after Christmas.
And I got a big set of headphones for Christmas.
Yeah.
And, uh, I was walking to school.
And I would know when to look up.
I'm like, it's like, uh, cross the street, look both ways.
But this set of train, I'm not, I'm saying, you know, it's,
mostly my fault that this happened.
I'm not blaming anybody for this, but I was looking down with headphones on and
the train
was going very slow.
And when I, uh, think about it, if there was a camera on the situation, what
had to have
happened was the trains going like this and I'm walking like this and perfect
timing.
I step on the train, train runs over my foot, hits me in the head.
It was only two carts long.
So it wasn't a long train, but I went underneath.
That little new boy hit you, huh?
And then I popped back out.
Sorry, man.
You went right under it, huh?
Yeah.
And then I popped back out and then I woke up and then somebody seen the whole
situation.
Somebody had to flag the train down.
Wow.
They didn't even stop.
They didn't even see what was going on.
Now, were you, um, what, what song were you listening to?
I was, I was listening to Aussie, Revelation, Mother Earth.
Dang.
So that's kind of heavy metal.
Yes.
Heavy metal on the heavy metal.
Yeah, bro.
That's really wild.
I mean, that's almost like your ears are asking for it.
They wanted that, you know, they wanted the heart, the, they wanted some real
percussion
going on.
They wanted that heavy percussion section.
Um, were you conscious after you come out the bottom of it?
I woke up after like just beside the tracks, I woke up, I spit up blood.
I lifted up my leg and my leg was like completely like just limp.
Like everything was shattered in there and it was just completely limp.
Like a tongue almost, huh?
Basically.
Yeah.
A long tongue.
And so, um, did it knock your shoes off or anything?
See, this is the weird part.
Yeah.
It knocked my shoes off and the shoes were completely fine.
So I kept wearing those.
You kept wearing them.
Well, like after I got to the hospital, you know, good pair of shoes.
I mean, I, I think I'd get, I'd feel like I'd burn everything, but I like your
attitude.
You're just going to go right back in there.
And that's one thing that I really did admire about you, man, was some of your
attitude.
I remember whenever you called in, you said that you'd been hit by a train and
some of
the positive effects that had come out of that.
And that if you, if you could do it again, that you would do it again, you'd
run it back.
Absolutely.
Um, I honestly think that if somebody could go through a near death experience
and survive,
obviously very healing process.
Like it's almost like God, you know, sat me down and said, you got to take this
more seriously.
You know, like I, you know, try and live like, you know, I hope for tomorrow,
but you never
know.
Yeah.
It's like God saying, I chew, chew, choose you dog.
You know what I'm saying?
Absolutely.
Now, what are some things that kind of happened to you?
Like, uh, what are some of the, like, um, uplifting thoughts and attitudes?
What, what, what positives kind of happened inside of you after that?
Like what adjusted if anything did?
Well, I kind of felt like before that, like I was in high school and I was a
kid before
that I was kind of like on autopilot and, you know, I would just, you know, I
didn't know
who I was and I was just kind of on autopilot in life.
And after that experience, you know, it really showed me that, you know, I had
to come into
my own character and showed me that life is important, you know, like, um, made
me, it's
a part of who I am and it made me who I am.
I wouldn't change it at all.
I don't know where I'd be if that wouldn't happen, if that didn't happen.
Wow.
That's really, it's just such a fascinating take on it, man.
Cause I think to be honest, there's a lot of folks out there that, that are,
that would
like to, I think, get hit by a train, but aren't willing to put in the time,
you know,
aren't willing to really, you know, put their nuts on the, you know, in the
basket or whatever,
you know, the 10,000 hours.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're not willing to really show up and do the work.
Um, did it help you in any sense with the ladies or anything that was there any
kind
of, did it have an effect on people, other people?
You know, it is kind of a weird situation.
It has been a weird situation.
I am that guy that got hit by a train.
Hell yeah.
I walk into the bar.
Oh, you're that guy that got hit by a train.
I'm like, yeah, you know, it happens.
But, uh, on the ladies side, you know, like people are interested or like, it's
interesting,
but you know, like, I don't know.
It hasn't, uh, I haven't gotten any more or any less ladies because of it.
I'd like to think because of my character.
Yeah.
Well, it's funny.
I feel like you and I almost look the same.
I feel like you and me are some somewhat versions of each other in some sense,
man.
Um, now did it hit your penis or anything?
Did you, any of your body get mangled like that?
Did your wiener get hit out or whatever?
No, uh, fortunately not.
Uh, it basically just my foot.
You want to see it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I do.
Hell yeah.
So this, this freaks the kids out when I show them, but.
Yeah, but fuck the kids, man.
Whoa, boy.
Damn.
You got that eternal peace sign, son.
So yeah, I lost three toes and this is a skin graft on top from my leg, like
from my thigh.
And, and the weird part is, is hair grows on this now because it's from my leg.
Oh, that's awesome.
So I'm like, do I shave my foot or?
Hell yeah.
Grow a little, uh, soul patch on there.
S S O L E.
Dude, that's phenomenal, man.
I, I, I love your attitude.
Um, did it, did it adjust the way that you interact with people afterwards?
Did it have any effect on that?
I could really see that happening.
Well, like I said, people, you know, I am branded with this situation.
Like, you know, everybody knows it's like, and I understand how crazy it is for
somebody
to see somebody.
It's like, Oh, they got hit by a train.
But, uh, the way I act towards people is I'm always talking about, you know,
life and God
in this and that.
And, you know, sometimes people get weirded out, but you know, this is, this is
the game
of life, you know?
Yeah, man, it is important.
Do you feel like God was reaching out to you?
Absolutely.
Knocked me off my horse and said, you need to take this game of life seriously.
Wow.
Wow.
That's interesting.
Do you feel like it made you more religious?
It really, it really tied, just, you know, tied your shoelaces directly to the
Lord's,
you know, uh, long hair.
Absolutely.
Um, I don't believe in, I believe all gods are real, you know, whatever you
believe is
real.
And, you know, that experience made me really feel like, you know, there, there
is an architect,
there is something out there, you know, planning things, putting tracks in
front of things,
you know?
Amen, baby.
All the Lord.
You know what I'm saying, boy, let's get it, dude.
Wow, man.
Well, dude, it's just, you know, I love your attitude, man.
Getting to see you.
I've been wanting to for a while.
I've just been kind of like, kind of getting well, just taking care of myself
and, um, been
having a lot of guests on, but I really wanted to connect back with you, man.
Uh, you've been on my mind, uh, just cause your attitude about saying, Hey man,
run it
back, if I can have an experience that brings me that close to realizing the
value of my
existence, that I'm willing to almost do that, that there's, that there must be
such a value
in that, huh?
I mean, it must feel really, cause you, you can't just get that.
You can't just create that.
Absolutely.
Like I would equate it to like, maybe, you know, a psychedelic experience or
like it really
make, it makes me at least like, I don't know anybody else in their psyche, how
they would
react to it.
But for me, it makes me feel the weight of every day.
Amen.
And that, you know, this is the one shot.
We only get one shot, one opportunity.
This is it, dude.
Mom's spaghetti, son.
I feel you, bro.
Well, look, man, I'd love to check in with you again, man.
We'll send you some merch and stuff like that and just, uh, get you dripped out.
We don't have any dope ass socks for you, but, uh, yeah, we'll see what we can
do, man.
And just thanks for being alive, man.
Um, do you accredit anything inside of you that you feel like, uh, do you feel
like you
were the guy that was supposed to get hit by a train?
If people would have said before, who's supposed to get hit by a train, you
think people would
have picked you or you think you just really, you know, just caught that lucky,
uh, fucking
long bus, you know?
I honestly think it was supposed to be me, man.
Like my, my mental strength, like, I believe that, you know, I'm mentally
strong.
I'm not like, I'm not trying to like boast or anything, but you know, this is
your life.
Look, dude, you got hit by the train.
You get, it's your time to tell us.
I just, I don't know if the average person would be able to handle this and
walk away
from it.
You know, normal.
Like, I remember when they wheeled me cause I was in a wheelchair, they wheeled
me into
the psych ward and I'm just like, they're trying, they're trying to see if I'm
like mentally
this, that or whatever.
Yeah.
And I'm like, like, I'm not having this, like, you know, I was, it was a weird
experience,
but yeah, it didn't affect me.
Like funny thing is, is when I'm watching movies with my friends and there's a,
somebody
gets hit by a train in the movie, everybody looks to me and I'm like, I'm like,
what guys?
Come on.
It's only true.
It's only a train.
I beat that train.
Yeah.
It's one train, baby.
Yeah.
You fucking want to come back with something bigger, you know?
Like, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Dude, I want to see a UFO fucking land on your back, son.
I'm ready for a fucking blimp to hit you, dog.
I'm afraid to take you to the Superbowl.
Led Zeppelin.
Yeah, bro