Name: Theo and Joe Rogan Discuss OnlyFans
Uploaded: 2022-09-22T19:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Joe Rogan Discuss OnlyFans' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Joe Rogan Discuss OnlyFans' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-22. Transcript available.

Do you go on OnlyFans at all? No, I logged on one night, and then I logged off,
you know
I'm trying to stay off of masturbation stay off touching my own wiener. Really?
Yeah, I don't I don't need to do it
I'm doing cool. You know, I feel better when I don't do it
Is it masturbation or pornography?
Well, I yeah pornography I think is nice to stay away from we talked about this
before because
My thought was just that it and you said it's fine. It's just people that abuse
it, you know, so I think like
I I just I don't like to have those thoughts in my head
It keeps it keeps me thinking too much sexual side and not enough like
connection side, right?
Right, that's the number one criticism of people who watch pornography is that
it
Yeah, it makes you think sexually instead of like romantic
Yeah, and if I want to have a family and stuff I have to have more like, you
know
real intrinsic kind of romantic connection thoughts and
And I have to be able to control my not control my own brain, but let my
Nature come through that way not think like I want to recreate some shit. I saw
in a film right right or yeah
You know, I don't even do I don't even think that way
But like your subconscious just hold it remembers the stuff, you know
And it kind of mills around and they're just kind of loiter is around your
brain and dick a little how many girls have
Started to make a living off only fans now that would just normally have a job
and never get paid the same amount of money
Well, it's one of the reasons why we're not seeing that many hot chicks working
at Chipotle. I think is that what it is
I had the only fans. I think it's gonna it's definitely but how they get an
audience
Like just cuz you're hot and you show your asshole they bait through their
Instagram me out
Dude, you know no two assholes are the same. Is that true?
I'm sure it's like a fingerprint. That's great. We're gonna use that from now
on to get into the bank
It's like your retina scan. That's how do you get in a damn bullseerians house?
I?
Mean if you really think about how many
Girls are making like stupendous amounts of money on only fans. Oh, it's baffling
But do you do you also think Joe that whoa only fans is over 1 million creators?
So what and well let's imagine that's an that's worldwide
Up from 70,000 in 2019 so all those people jumped on board during the pandemic
That makes sense. This is what I start to worry about that. It's gonna be
Like every what is this called a gig economy? No, what is it? Okay, no gig
economy is like uber, right?
Okay, is it is what you think of only fans does that count? Yeah
I mean you could get a gig they make a video for a specific person same kind of
thing
Do you think it's gonna get to a point right where?
if we start losing jobs right and there's less jobs and more people are on like
only fans, right?
That you're basically have chicks out there like literally people women holding
each other at gunpoint like, you know subscribe to my pussy stuff like that
like
You know what I'm saying like I don't know what you said, you know help
Jamie can you pull up some help?
I need some help
Like I always had this vision of like two uber drivers like you're you're gonna
be my uh
I'm your you're my ride or you know what I'm saying. You're my like
like it's like people like
It's all just digital. It's all online and it's just like people just like
Subscribe to me now, you know, like literally at gunpoint like that's how bad
it's gonna get
I don't think that's gonna happen
But I think there's gonna be a lot of people that are doing that to make a
living the problem is where's the money coming from?
Is it gonna be subscribers paying other subscribers?
Is it gonna be like a hierarchy like someone who makes like a million dollars a
month paying someone who makes a hundred thousand dollars a month?
Who pays someone who makes ten thousand dollars a month? Is it is it gonna be a
pyramid scheme for pussy? Yeah?
Yeah, I don't want to get by a fake pussy somewhere and put it out there. I don't
think that's good enough
I think you have to have the whole body attached to it
Like what do most girls on OnlyFans do do they show like bikini pictures like
what are they doing showing feet?
There's bikini pictures. I know that there's like meetups where like manager
companies like have them all go to like a
location together like at the beach and then they do like you know tit touching
and like
You know, uh
They get together and I'm in each other's cry, you know, like stuff
Oh, and so that gets everybody excited and then they get more like so they have
man animals do like stuff animals do before their owner pulls
Them away real quick. I heard that a lot of these girls with their whether
interacting with people online
They're not really doing it that they hire a company and then someone writes
these letters because like if you feel like you're gonna respond to people and
text them
Like how many of them are you gonna do this to like how many can you how many
days?
I mean how much hours in the day do you have and if people don't know how many
you're responding to or who's doing it?
Like if you have like say if you have a million subscribers on OnlyFans and you
get a hundred thousand messages a month
Yeah, you gotta have somebody helping you
Maybe they just have a person like a service who writes like sexy things like
thank you sweetie heart heart yeah kiss blowing kiss
You know yeah, like yeah, you're so sweet. Thank you and as a fat guy writing
those things
You know
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