Name: We May All Become Genderless, According to Joe Rogan
Uploaded: 2022-10-11T18:59:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We May All Become Genderless, According to Joe Rogan' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We May All Become Genderless, According to Joe Rogan' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-11. Transcript available.

Do you think ever that mother nature has a plan a bigger plan where in the end
it all ends up that we're like
Trans like Ben Simmons is like all like crossed. You know what I'm Simmons
Ben Simmons is like um
Mick he's a
Black and I think he's black and white right he played at LSU. He's a great
basketball player
But he's bae you know what I'm saying he's beige
Does it end because we don't here we go
What the fuck he's probably like what the fuck man? I'm a man leave me alone
bitch, but if he put a wig on
He put a wig on and shaved I'm just those fucking arms and hands
Yeah, you get tricked by that guy
And you want to yeah, you want to get tricked you're trying to get tricked you
like trick me
trick me Ben Simmons
That's a fucking manly man
The size of his fucking hands go back to that picture
Bro, that guy is jacked. Have you think that's a woman? I mean, maybe is now. I
don't know. I don't want to
No, no, no, no, he's 6'11
He's giant
Go Tigers man. He's the LSU Tiger, but what I'm saying is what are you saying?
Here's what I'm saying man. I can't believe you guys can't understand me. I do
understand what you're saying. I'm just fucking around
Okay, okay, and I'm just fucking around too. Okay
I'm just saying if we're sending somebody in if they say if the trans community
is gonna send somebody in a fucking vouch for them
They need to send in a fucking warrior, you know, they can't say I don't know
what you're saying
Okay, I knew what you're saying. I switched to a new idea
Okay, what I was saying is do you think we all in the same skin color and in
some sort of a trans?
Sexual type of situation. I think it's very possible that we all become genderless.
Yes, I do think that's possible
Yeah, I think that might be what is happening with like
Microplastics are changing people's hormone systems. I don't know if you know
about all that. Do you know about all that? You know, I don't know
I mean, I appreciate it. There's a book called countdown nice of you by a woman
Her name is dr. Shanna Swan and she came on the podcast and she explained that
there's certain chemicals that are in
plastics and in some fertilizers that are disrupting the
human body endocrine system and
It's causing people's penises to shrink balls to shrink
Sperm counts are lowering and one of the ways they find out about this is the
size of people's taints. Oh
Oh, wow. Yes in male mammals the taint is 50 to 100 percent larger than female
mammals
So like when they pick up a gerbil
That's how they can quickly tell whether or not it's a boy or girl is by the
size of the taint and when the introduction of
Phthalates it starts with a p p t h a l a t e s. I think it's how you spell it
You say phthalates and phthalates are a type of chemical that disrupts the
human body and because of the
Use of petrochemical products the increase of phthalates into the human body
from
Contamination has caused people's taints to shrink balls to shrink dicks to
shrink sperm counts to drop and miscarriages to go up and they think that
If you think about that like that is like causing gender to just kind of
compress and to become like more ambiguous and in the future
If that continues to happen
What what does that mean like what do we become genderless and then what do we
do to try to keep the human race alive?
Well, we may
We may revert to genetic engineering like some sort of a genet like some sort
of a you know medical technological
Intervention so we breed from like splicing genes so we get enough males and we
get enough. Yeah
And that has always been what's crazy about this is although this sounds nuts.
We're talking about it now
For decades people that have been abducted by aliens have always said that
aliens are performing
Experiments and making hybrids with human beings because their genetic material
Has run stale because they're there they're breeding or they're rather reproducing
through genetic manipulation
Rather than through sex because they don't have sexual in court intercourse
anymore so they don't eggs and sperm
They need all that stuff. They need our material
But the because they don't have that anymore, so that might be where all
Biological creatures that develop technology and technology in our case
involves a lot of plastic
The more technology the more plastic the more plastic in the bodies the more
the bodies become genderless
Wow wild and is in it is if the sensors plastic in our water like little
molecules and stuff does that affect us to do you think yes
It definitely does
Yeah, we we found a statistic that's a little misleading
But the statistic is every week the average person consumes a credit card sized
piece of plastic
Through Michael plastics Jesus. Yeah, but then Jamie found out that the way
they calculate that is like worst case scenario
Like some dude who really likes you know sucks on the bottle a lot of like
bottle like yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah a lot of like chewing on vibrators or chewing on yeah, it's
like that dog we saw the other day
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