Name: Theo's Four Legged Human Animal Theory
Uploaded: 2022-10-24T21:26:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo's Four Legged Human Animal Theory' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo's Four Legged Human Animal Theory' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-24. Transcript available.

dude i was thinking about this about animals and humans all right i think
humans
i got this theory that like animals because animals are on four legs right they're
on four
legs so their earth they're like really connected with nature you know humans
are
kind of the only species that isn't super connected with nature you know we are
but
we're also kind of not and one of the things that i was thinking about was
because animals
they're on the earth right their hands touch the earth and their legs right and
so the earth
kind of like it makes a circuit through their body so you know they're they're
they you know
they have a completed circuit with the earth and so it's like everything that
the earth
is all the nature that's inside of the earth and the elements of nature that
goes right
through the animal through its whatever legs or feet or arms and comes out you
know it's
just part of the circle part of the cycle and then humans we're standing up so
we're kind
of like this loose cable where it's like you got the energy like the connection
from the
earth comes in but then it starts rattling because it's not getting out
you know and i think that's one of like i don't know if that's like if that
made us develop like
some of the way that we think because we have all this weird and like this
energy that doesn't have
like an outlet some other animals that are on two legs you have let me see kangaroo
look at that
that bitch dog now that bitch ain't doing well bruh let's be honest bruh when
you see a kangaroo that
bitch ain't doing well dude they making babies in their pocket they're fighting
each look they got
yeah they're fist fighting they're making babies in their uh in their uh you
know their their uterus is
like in a damn you know they got like a fanny pack front uterus i don't know
what they're doing there
yeah they fight yeah they got children hiding out their wiener hole or whatever
i mean it doesn't
none of it makes yeah look at them they're fighting they're beating people they
had a couple of them
ran through a fence somewhere the other day but they i mean and nothing about
the animal looks like it's
doing well either they look like somebody was trying to do something and then
like the lab got busted
you know they look like some kind of frankenstein dude was trying to put some
together
and then the cops rolled up and he was like ah it i'm out of here and then that
thing
just beat through the damn drywall bro them bitches are gang bangers son
dude if you were i mean if i i'm sure in the animal kingdom these are like the
ms 13 of animals
these are the bloods and the crypts and the whatever you know i mean these
things will pop
look at this i mean here's one right here my god i mean this one obviously
i mean this this one probably owns a yacht bro i mean these things are fucked
up
they're in a crypto that's a that's a kangaroo i mean this thing is modeling
you got to see some
of these videos and get the picture down there with the mexican kids he's
trying to fit in with the
family to get out of the country look at this dude that thing is crazy bro and
look at that wiener
and the mexicans right there i mean what's going on but yeah anything obviously
so that's what we are
we're almost like this kangaroo but we're all it's just mostly in our head we
don't know what's going
on because we're stuck on two legs we're not completing this the uh circuit so
i think that's
something that could have happened to humans is at some point you know whenever
we got on two legs it just
you know that energy gets stuck in our brain at the end of us so of course it
would make our brain
really advanced and then since we don't have our life source since we're not
connected back to the
earth then we would start to create a higher power we'd have to start to create
some reason
because i think if you're connected to the earth you're a four-legged animal
then the reason just
flows through you and you know it um so i don't know i was thinking about that
what if the energy that
doesn't because usually if like you're part of nature then you know the energy
just comes up
and goes out you right you're you that connected loop with your because you're
four-legged but if
you're two-legged then the energy is just going to come in and not be able to
get out
so then i wonder if maybe that's one of the reasons why we started thinking
about having like gods and
stuff like that because before if the energy went right back into the earth and
if we just knew we
were part of the same source you know we knew it was all connected but if not
if it just the energy
just kind of rattles in this cul-de-sac then it's i could see it start to
manifest ideas of like
like gods or higher powers or something like that because it's not connected to
the source
like it's supposed to be
so i don't know if that makes any sense but i feel like maybe we're supposed to
be on four
limbs you know that's why i think when you do yoga and stuff that stuff for you
it makes you feel so
keyed in you know hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you
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