Name: Theo and Ari on the Chattanooga Anglers Fishing Scandal
Uploaded: 2022-11-18T23:52:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Ari on the Chattanooga Anglers Fishing Scandal' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Ari on the Chattanooga Anglers Fishing Scandal' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-18. Transcript available.

those people go to jail over some fucking trout are they going to jail i think
so
yeah wasn't it so crazy the guys just standing there can you bring up that
fishing fucking lance armstrong skated on it and these fishermen are going to
jail
those teams are like it seriously swamp people don't fuck around the french are
like you learned
your lesson but the swamp people like nah dude you gotta be punished two men
accused of cheating
in an ohio fishing tournament scandal have been indicted indicted is high level
arrest is it well
apparently these guys actually like they they like five different guys they
took away their like
yearly income because like this the amount that they won for this is not a
small amount yeah how
much what do you win what if you're the top level fucking let's guess what do
you think
this tournament oh oh this tournament alone i think top prize 28 000 oh that
might be too high
no i think i was gonna go 35 000 let's see it's uh 29 000. damn
and i don't want to say the j word right there but you know what i was gonna
say i drew them down
one i drew them down one you gotta make a cut to the organizer i think yeah
yeah cut to the organizer
larry david silver's got to get his cut yeah like fish burnt yeah fish steen
yeah trout burt
trout steen um uh this was a wasn't this crazy though they put weights in it
but they they were just too
it's like those guys taking roids like take a little bit of roids don't get the
fucking barry
bonds bionic head yeah you take too much just put a little bit of weight in
there put a fucking one
gold coin in there don't put the fact don't you don't want to pick up this like
it feels fucking
like 80 pounds what the fuck yeah every one of the fish it was crazy because
they'd have like a huge
fish and then a little fish and the little fish was weighing the same two guys
that are picking up
the little fish what the fuck crazy yeah like something's up like i don't know
what you're
talking about apparently like a bigger fish ate one of the little fish and just
sunk to the bottom of
the uh of the pond and they ripped these dudes they ripped them apart and the
one guy stood there
like he didn't know i would have jetted yeah go go get on your fucking speedboat
and go
go live go live you know how to you you've taught a man to fish you can do it
you know not as well as
the other guys but you can earn yourself a fucking meal yeah yeah oh i would
have been out of there
man and they just stood there teach a man to cheat and fishing and help fish
the guy just pulling these
i mean he pulled a kettlebell i love that they were like it's like a man got
caught cheating he was
like wow that's crazy this fish must have been eating lead weights yeah yeah oh
my god damn these fish
must have been wow pieces of other fish you should have just done that oh it's
very domer-esque when
you get to that part he's just standing right there watching it
wow refund all that fucking so what did he get it and then get home with it and
they came back for
another time but what will go on zach i think they win money throughout the
season oh so they're like
this isn't just now you got to give back everything it's like why barry bond's
not in the hall
they're like we don't know when this started oh it's true he was you could see
a guy being caught
he's in the most in midst of freezing it's flight or fright or freeze you know
and he's just like
he's just hoping it ends he doesn't know what to do yes he should get the fuck
out of there
yeah you got to just run yeah no they'll chase him down that now that's a good
point if he starts
running he'd have been probably a dead man yeah it's like if a dog's barking if
you start running
that dog's gonna get you oh it's true huh yeah yeah there's something about
that once you
run it makes something else want to chase you stop don't let him run yeah you
have to be calm and
calm them around you yeah cheating and fishing refund that money it's just it's
part it's sad it's
just kind of the world we in a lot of cheating out there you know a lot of
people were just cutting
corners i guess but i don't know everybody else there seemed pretty pissed and
seemed like maybe
maybe it's just these guys sucks you're fucking playing a game you were
cheating the whole time
so i was like what the fuck come on that's why i love a tour de france when
they took it away from uh
lenny armstrong oh yeah and they were like we got to give it to the guy who
came in second place and
they're like nah he was roiden too and they're like fuck third like roiden you
know how far that
17 uh-uh they had to give it to the number 17 guy and i'm like he didn't even
finish the same day
he fucking finished on tuesday he all came in the fucking you know through the
palace on sunday
i rolled up took a break stop for the night he goes man i've lost i don't know
and then he's like
tortoise in the hair you know as long as you finish who knows this he's not
even a cyclist it's just a
black guy in a chef's hat he's an uber eats guy he's like oh i just came to the
fucking play royale
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