Name: Caleb Pressley Faked His Own Death To Theo
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caleb Pressley Faked His Own Death To Theo' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caleb Pressley Faked His Own Death To Theo' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-23. Transcript available.

And Caleb Presley faked his own death on me.
And he, well, he almost died.
And so at least, you know, he's willing to put his muerto where his mouth is,
you know.
So that, at least I respected that.
But what happened was he was in the hot, he, something happened to him.
I don't know what happened to him.
He had a, you know, he could have had some bad salad.
I don't know.
Maybe he, you know, he lost too many bets on, you know, I don't know what
happened to him.
But he, I think he, you know, he lost probably a couple hundred bucks on North
Carolina.
And next thing you know, he's in the hospital.
He's on a ventilator.
And so I'm on an airplane.
I'm flying on an airplane somewhere and, and I get a damn, I get a, a message
from Will Compton.
If you're not familiar with Will Compton, he, he is a member of Bussin' with
the Boys.
And they are a, they're kind of a, um, avant-garde or whatever it's called, I
think.
Or one of them is an avant-garde.
Taylor.
There's two of them.
Will and Taylor are the two men that are on it.
And Will, yeah, Will is like a, Taylor is like an avant-garde.
He's like a football tackle.
And he, he also looks like he would be like the, like one of the final bosses
at like, kind of like a Renaissance fair.
But like with a little bit of a Pac-Sun vibe thrown in, right?
And then Will is kind of like, he's like this, he only, he's like a crash chest
dummy for CTE kind of.
He's like, basically he's that dog, you know?
They're both dogs.
They're both dogs.
But Will, um, told, Will texted me, I'm on this airplane and he said, did you
hear what happened to Caleb?
And when somebody says that, you're like, it's two options.
Either Caleb is unalive or, or whoever the person is, that person is either unalive
or they won the lottery or something.
Right?
So I'm like, I don't think Caleb even plays the Powerball or nothing.
So I'm like, what happened?
You know, he makes me do the, what happened?
Like, gee, and I'm on a plane.
So it's like, takes four minutes.
I have to restart my phone, get it back on the thing.
And it said that he passed away.
So I'm sitting in the plane, man.
I start just breaking down, you know?
I'm just, you know, I'm shook.
And I even told the guy next to me, you know, and he could see something was
kind of wrong.
And I looked over and I said, um, my friend just passed away.
And he goes, do you want to go pee?
That's what he said.
And I'm like, what kind of sick dude does this guy think I am?
That if somebody dies that I got to go hold my dick for some reason, or, you
know, like he didn't know.
There was no condolences or nothing, you know?
And that kind of, that shook me, man.
Like my friend passed away and he's like, oh, do you want to, you want to go
pee?
You think cause like, what, what about looking at me makes you think cause my
friend is gone?
That I want to pee, that I want to go hold my wiener in a small room and have
water come out of it, you know?
Yeah, I mean, we're just losing touch with each other, man.
But yeah, for about 20, 25 minutes, um, I thought he was deceased.
And, uh, and then I get a text from Will and, um, and he said, Hey man, uh, we're
just joking or whatever.
We just had burritos or something like that.
You know, some, just typical, you know, just real SIG app, just some real SIG
app shit.
Hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this
one.
You can watch this one, different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you a one option, not this guy, two options.
Watch one, this one or this one.