Name: Why You Don't See Turkey at Fast Food Chains
Uploaded: 2022-11-24T17:21:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why You Don't See Turkey at Fast Food Chains' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why You Don't See Turkey at Fast Food Chains' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-24. Transcript available.

we sell turkey fries okay and that's turkey nuts so they're uh they're they
have glands and their
nuts are actually in their wings no way yeah so they'll pop them things out and
you fry them up
they're good or bad they're good yeah yeah i mean they're do they bust a little
or they just kind of
now they just fry them up it's just like eating a eating a yeah like a what
this is like a nugget
like a chicken nugget you go okay you get you eat nuggets is this them right
here yeah wow
yeah yeah they're good man i'm a big fan of turkey i think it's a great meat it's
nourishing it's lean
uh and i just wondered why you don't see it on more fast food chains like at mcdonald's
or kfc
because you know i mean i'd love to have a mcgobble gobble why isn't it why isn't
turkey more that
thing now you do see it at like a jimmy john's you do see it at a subways you
see it at arby's
um so you're seeing like uh a lot of them it's going to be like the sliced
turkey so that's
something that we would probably sell like a product where they're getting that
breast meat
to the masses i'd love to see like a turkey tender instead of a chicken tender
um i just think the
market for it to be sustainable like that the reason you haven't seen the turkeys
go hard
um it's just really just the we don't have that type of uh um that that many
farmers out there to
actually be able to consistently sustain that that demand at the moment so it's
kind of like we go all
in and then say you guys don't end up wanting to you know turkey nuggets or
whatnot and then then you
got like a lot of farmers don't invest it you know two three million dollars in
this stuff and then
they're out out on the streets again you almost need a different hype man you
need like a big pr thing
to be like turkey is that thing it's like yeah because you see us at panera
bread that's another
big comp oh yeah yeah yeah it's interesting i hadn't really thought like it's
only turkey is often
sliced or you'll see it at like a boston market or something like that sometime
a place where they do
more of a meal i think yeah it's regarded as more of a meal and not as much of
a i don't want to say
like a cheap eat but because i love turkey burgers turkey burgers is something
that i love delicious
it's great man so and maybe some of it's growing over time do you know if the
market is growing over
time um it has compared i mean you're going from you know when my parents
started in 89 i know they've
had some attempts niche markets where they pushing it but now since people are
more
wanting to know what they put in their body like he was saying people want want
that lean protein from
that turkey and it's different than chicken yeah i think it's if not better i
mean you barbecue up a
couple a couple chicken tenders and slice that breast up just right i mean oh
it's good on the grill
good good anywhere man fucking looks good man yeah god damn it looks good you
know thinking about it
right now dude if i had it i'd cook it for you fuck man i'll get you one people
see you they just want
some damn turkey like damn what are you doing here give me some damn turkey it's
like yeah man can i go
uh get another slice it's no problem they just want like you should just have
it in your coat like a
little hip man you want you want some breasts yeah you want that thigh yeah
dude i'd probably take a
little thigh man i think you know turkey fries you wouldn't think that would be
a niche but we sell
a pile of turkey fries and what is oh a turkey fries the nuts yeah turkey names
you haven't had that
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