Name: Yung Gravy Got Drunk and Broke Into a Tire Shop
Uploaded: 2022-12-14T15:18:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Yung Gravy Got Drunk and Broke Into a Tire Shop' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Yung Gravy Got Drunk and Broke Into a Tire Shop' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-14. Transcript available.

It was right before Christmas, and I was drunk in Atlanta, and I wanted to go
get some food, right?
My whole crew, we were in Buckhead, my whole crew that was with me, they didn't
want to go get any food.
So then I met this random fella, spiky hair, kind of reddish.
He was like, man, like, what's good, gravy? Let's go get some pizza.
And I was like, oh, yeah.
So we walked like two blocks, and then there's DeKalb Tire, right?
Tire store, right there on the block, middle of Buckhead.
He was like, yo, man, this is my dad's shop.
He's like, this is my dad's place.
You want to go inside?
I was like, of course.
Yeah, let's get it.
So we go around back, and he takes sort of like a shovel and props open the
garage door in the back.
And I guess I just figured it was normal.
I was like, this is how you get into your dad's business, man.
It's all good.
Yeah.
And we get in there.
We're fucking around.
We're in this tire store.
Some of the lights are around.
We're just jumping around.
We're like rolling tires back, just some drunk, dumb shit.
Rolling tires back and forth, climbing on pallets, like having a good time.
Damn, bro.
This shit sounds fucking erotic, dog.
Dude, it was just like some bonding shit with the homie, man.
I don't even remember his...
Yeah, you know what you're saying, yeah.
I don't remember his fucking name.
Anyways, I am just like look down at my phone because someone had called me,
and I like look back up, and I just like look around.
I'm like, buddy is gone.
He's completely gone.
And I couldn't remember what his name was.
So I'm in this tire store, and there's like all this shit laying around, and I'm
like, fuck, man.
Like, what do I do?
So I just walk out the back door, and there's three cops there, like guns out,
like flashlight on me, like killing the fucking ground.
Did he set you up, you think?
I don't know.
It didn't set me up.
I think his dad didn't know.
It was some random kid who somehow knew that like he could get into the back of
his tire shop.
He brought me in there, and we were like just fucking around, and then he must
have noticed that there was like a cop car or something, and he ran.
And then I just walked out like innocently, and there's three cops waiting, and
I got fucking arrested for breaking and entering into a tire store.
Oh, dang, bro.
You know what I ended up doing, bro?
My Midwestern self, man, after all that, I went to jail for the night.
It was, dude, I was in this cell with all these dudes, and they were just, oh,
man.
I had to freestyle to like gain some, you know.
Toilet access, I'm sure.
Yeah.
I was at a huge cell.
I had to gain some credit by freestyling.
Wow.
Was that scary when you first went in?
A little bit, but I was like, I mean, I was like.
Did you stand out?
I was just kind of geeking out.
I was like, man, I can't believe this is what led me here.
But it was Fulton County, so it was like, you know, mid-Atlanta.
Only white dude there, for sure.
Did anybody recognize you in the jail cell?
There was one kid, yep, yep, yep, yep.
But I was like, shh, I was just like, no, let's not.
I had no explanation.
I was like, yeah, man, so my homie, his dad owns the place.
Like, it's all good.
Like, what's his name?
I was like.
Oh.
They hit you with that hard question.
I was like, shit, I don't know, man.
I was drunk.
Wow.
Yeah, that tire shop, man.
We've all been in some kind of instance like that.
Weird, just, yeah, wrong place, man.
And I think it was Christmas Eve that my friend bailed me out the next morning.
It was for Christmas Eve.
God.
It feels good getting out of jail, doesn't it?
Something nice about it.
So good, dude.
When they come in your cell, because they don't pay you attention in jail.
If you're in there, if you have any questions, anything you even want to like,
you know,
you even want food, they'll turn down the AC on you, get your ass all cold and
shit.
Anything you want, they'll just not even look at you if you ask for it.
But like, when that dude comes in and finally says like, yo, Matthew Howery, it's
your time
to go.
So I think I shed a tear just about every time.
Yeah, at last, dude.
That's Amistad, bro.
Hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another.
And you can watch this one, you can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.