Name: Yung Gravy Joined A Cult To Stay Out of Prison
Uploaded: 2022-12-16T16:57:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Yung Gravy Joined A Cult To Stay Out of Prison' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Yung Gravy Joined A Cult To Stay Out of Prison' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-16. Transcript available.

i was uh arrested in georgia for some dumb shit i was wrong place wrong time
yeah friend's house
but i got i literally got charged with two charges of breaking and entering two
charges
of criminal trespassing and then like two felonies for like xanax and wax
because it's
in georgia that's what it is so i got all these goddamn charges for this
bullshit that like we
were just wrong place wrong time and i got basically they realized that they
had fucked up
uh the local police did so then the judge gave me a plea deal where like
everything would get dropped
except for one misdemeanor did you get to pick which one or the judge kept it
he kept it it was
it was criminal trespassing okay i got another one like two years later in georgia
for breaking into
a tire store that's a whole different so don't go to georgia is kind of the
place georgia is where i
where i where i fuck up yeah anyways i um i had a good friend from high school
who managed a thrift
shop in uh bozeman montana and i was like i need to get away from all my
friends back home minnesota
they're gonna be like they're gonna convince me to do drugs or something so i i
just drove out
brought my boy preston i was like bro just come with me and he ended up moving
there after that
because it is a beautiful place yeah but yeah i moved into this house and he
gave us a room with
like three mattresses and then i realized that we had like people there's
people that would sleep in the
back in a yurt there are people that would sleep in the front in a truck and
then we would have
like every room had two people in it so it was like it was like a little commune
we'd have like
community dinners and everything and do dmt it was it was beautiful i had a
great time yeah
it sounds great it was straight up 20 24 days straight i woke up every day and
did 10 hours of
community service and then went home and commune shit was everybody there doing
community service
is it kind of a halfway house for people doing community service no no not at
all okay it was
literally just a bunch of goons and i i was the one kid that had to do
community service so they
were all going on hikes and going on trips and did all their cool shit and i
was like every day had
to go to but but but here's the thing was that part of my plea deal was if you
break any law within
the next 18 months until you're off probation you go to jail for the rest of
the 18 months so like
if i got a speeding ticket so that's why i was not on any i wasn't drinking i
wasn't any of that shit
i just played it safe played it safe just 10 10 hours a day i mean i did dmt
but other besides that
10 hours a day community service and and what was the community service you
were doing i was working
at thrift shop oh really that's kind of cool shop it wasn't bad there's really
nice ladies like
older ladies which is every shop in bozeman i feel like yeah yeah yeah i did
that and then i also did
this was interesting so the uh he's on like the board of the like one of the
chairs of like the
whole city i don't know it was the billy he was oh a councilman something like
that but he also owned
the local sex shop and it was like this interesting little combo where i was
like kind of helping out
that's a councilman i was helping out at the sex shop but i was also doing like
this whole social
media promo for this like suicide prevention walk and i was dude it was i was
just taking every single
hour i could get because i did not want to go to jail at all that was like
right when i started popping
off with music and i was like dog i cannot man so do you think it was the fact
that you were popping
off with music that was keeping you out of staying out of trouble too because
you were like you had
finally something it's pretty big on the way on the other side of the scale no
i think either way i would
have man like the thought of going to jail for 18 months was was you didn't
want it i would never
now looking back with being uh a rapper being entertained you wish you had that
jail time
not at all i don't think anyone would yeah i mean just you mean like just for
like for credibility
yeah it is for like just clout just have a little bit of uh cell clout you know
no no no i got the
charges man and i beat them i think that's that's that's cell clout right there
that's a win
hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this
one you can watch
this one different options different choices some guy just brings you one
option not this guy
two options watch one this one or this one