Name: Police Officer Says Firefighters Have The Best Job Ever
Uploaded: 2022-12-23T15:10:55.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Police Officer Says Firefighters Have The Best Job Ever' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Police Officer Says Firefighters Have The Best Job Ever' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-23. Transcript available.

cops are always the first on everything because firemen are at the station
playing video games
yeah oh they're having hot dogs hell yeah dude i went i used to date a fireman's
daughter dude
they'd invite me anything they were doing all they were doing hot dogs best job
ever every time dude
they're like you want it we're doing this big event i get to the event every
time it was 11
dudes sitting down eating hot dogs having a good time playing games watching
best job
the the one thing cops and firemen have in commons they all want it we all want
to be firemen man
really oh hell yeah dude if i can go back in time best job in the world yeah i
got nothing but
admiration for him dude and the world the world loves them the world loves firemen
dude you know
they ain't holding nobody accountable and everything's a science too for firemen
they
oh god firemen are gonna hate me they do see all the tragedy and death which is
brutal and i i feel
for them in that but the other side of it is is that everybody loves them yeah
because all they're
doing is saving and helping and everything that they do essentially is science
you know i mean it's a fire
right if it comes in contact with that we know what's going to happen the wind's
blowing this way we
know what's going to happen it's all pretty predictable it's not that thing it's
there's aspects that are
dangerous but you know yeah you guys are there's a lot more uh it's a lot more
hypothesis like
hypothesizing in the moment going on yes there's not like a lot of even house
fires if there's a house
fire cops are always the first ones on it dude i'd shoot if i saw a cop a house
fire i'd damn shoot at
it that's who i'd be that well again man the expectation is if you're a cop and
you get there
and someone's screaming my baby's inside my baby oh hell yeah go to an award
ceremony for the end of
the year at a police department there's always at least one cop that went into
a burning building
to to to to help somebody wow because the fireman takes a while to get there
yeah yeah well also yeah
it's like it's so hard to get a group of guys to do anything together
especially even yeah and that
truck is so hard to get through it's like get them a little you know i guess
you have to have water in
it huh well the water's already there yeah yeah well yeah they're i think they're
already full i don't
know man our relationships with cops and firemen it's kind of crazy when i was
on graveyard just because
i was so jealous of the life they lived and things i would call them out for
anything three o'clock in
the morning dude i was like you're not feeling good man you need to be seen by
a paramedic all right
let me hook this up and i would we need paramedics just and they knew it
because we eventually become
friends because they're in the same station and yeah totally they would see me
and be upset but
you know i love stopping by fire stations man fire fire dudes have always been
cool and
it's nice to get it to go in there you know uh great job yeah it's cool man
especially in new
warlands like we always love them because they also are part of the parades so
that's a big thing in
louisiana is firemen get this whole second they have this whole second like
appreciation because the
fire trucks are in the parades a lot oh yeah so you see a lot of that i was
cheering him waving flags
does your child want to be an officer fuck no all right we made that clear day
one when my kid was
little we made that very clear with one sentence you will fucking never be a
cop so don't even think
about it don't dream about it don't anything it will never fucking happen what
what about a fireman
fuck yeah hell yeah i'll do anything to get him as a fireman yeah dude let's
give him some franks
right with the understanding that there's going to be trauma but police work
man
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