Name: Wild Caller Has Issues with Uncle's Pet Bobcat
Uploaded: 2023-01-12T16:09:38.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Wild Caller Has Issues with Uncle's Pet Bobcat' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Wild Caller Has Issues with Uncle's Pet Bobcat' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-12. Transcript available.

i don't know what to do right now but uh my uncle's got a bobcat oh hell yeah
and that's a real uncle homeward it's like a pet and uh man that thing's been
coming around for
about two months now and uh i'm gonna tell you right now he gets wild because
he's from the wild
oh yeah look i'll tell you this man the jungle book it ain't a book it's a damn
library son
the jungle book is a it's a anthology it's it's a billion chapters long baby
you gotta remember that an inchworm got the same shit in it that a leopard got
in it
it's all connected daddy gang well i'm telling you dude i come home the other
day
and he was over there he snatched my hat off my head like a grown man
i told my uncle i said you need to do something
so we figured it out he gets them jerked off every month and a half
175 hours to get that little bobcat jerked off god
that's beautiful man oh that's beautiful
you know uh that utah senator's not gonna like that i'll say that
and i don't condone usually human pleasure and animal
there's videos out there they got a man they called him what you know and a man
and a dog dating
i don't condone it when uh if i i don't condone that kind of stuff
but look if this is a bobcat if something's gonna kill you if it doesn't ejaculate
then you got two choices die or service that animal baby
nobody thinks you're a pervert if something's gonna kill you
and you make it ejac and then it doesn't kill you
that ain't
you're not some kind of animal gay or whatever
that's safety bub
that's damn safety dude
other than that he's good to go
i just
want to let you know
and thank you for that man thank you for letting us know i'll tell you this
i'll tell you this
if they passed a uh
thing around my building a chart or something you had to guess or check yes or
no
and these don't even work i don't know why i'm wearing
if they passed that thing around my building they said hey
there's a there is a bobcat in the building
and if it doesn't ejaculate
then every six weeks somebody gonna lose a fucking thumb homie
somebody gonna lose an elbow somebody gonna lose a damn cossacks
you know what i'm saying
richard gonna lose an eyeball baby
libby gonna lose a libya
you know what i'm saying bruh
then i say hey sign me up cut
i'll go first
i'll reach into the box you know
i'll put on a burn
on one of those burn proof mittens and reach into the box
you know and glove that little pecker out
because that's who i am bruh
i'm working for god baby
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