Name: Would You Rather Die in Your Sleep or in Action?
Uploaded: 2023-01-24T19:21:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Would You Rather Die in Your Sleep or in Action?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Would You Rather Die in Your Sleep or in Action?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-24. Transcript available.

Some people die in their sleep. I wonder if I would like that.
Dying in my sleep.
I almost, the thing about dying in your sleep, and people don't think about
this.
If you die in your sleep, you don't get any last words.
You don't get that last serving of outspoken.
You don't get to say anything.
If you're stabbed, or if you, you know, fall down some stairs, or, you know, if
you're stabbed, you can,
Oh, you know, what? Why did you stab me? Why did you stab me?
You know, and then maybe some famous quote or something you get to do, you know.
I could have been a contender. Give me liberty. Give me death, you know.
From the window to the wall, you know.
I mean, you get to, at least if you're, if you're out and about, or if you're,
if you're not asleep, if you're not dying in your sleep, you get that last
moment.
You know, even if you're falling down some stairs, you're like, oh, dang, this
is the last time I'm gonna be alive, five, five, what the fuck?
Yeah, but at least you get to, you get a final say.
What do you think you'd do, Riley Mal? Would you die in your sleep, or would
you, you want to go out in a living moment?
I think I want to go out in a living moment.
And what, would you have a final word or something? Would you get a, would you
get one final jab in at the world, a verbal jab?
Uh, yeah, I don't know. I would say, uh, you know, something.
All righty, we'll come back to you, bud.
You thought about the thing, what would you say if you're dying, Riley?
Uh, I have not.
Okay, do you have, has anything kind of come to your head that was, you know,
your last words?
Mmm, not that I could think of.
All right, we'll come back to you in a little bit.
What would your last words be, Riley? Did you, did you get something?
I'll just say, you know, I mean, if I can't, uh, if it is my last words and I
can't, you know, have more words, I'll just be like, I'm out, y'all. Peace.
Okay.
There you go. Even if it's a slaying, you're at a park, somebody stabs you, you
know.
I mean, I can't go back in time.
If they already stabbed me and I'm already dying, you know, why not?
Go out with Bing.
Yeah, I'm out, guys. Peace.
Yeah.
I like that kind of, it just kind of covers everything kind of.
No matter where you're at, it's kind of okay.
It's not really, like, abrasive to anyone.
It's just like, I'm out.
Right?
Yeah.
My last words I'm trying to think would be, uh, let me think.
Somebody stabs you or shoots you.
And I'll be like, gang, gang.
Or maybe I'll be like, bitch, better have my money.
One of those, man.
I would hit him with that gang, gang, or bitch, better have my money.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options.
Different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.