Name: Theo Goes To Paris For Fashion Week
Uploaded: 2023-01-26T14:46:55.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Goes To Paris For Fashion Week' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Goes To Paris For Fashion Week' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-26. Transcript available.

went to france i went to france so this thing came out of nowhere right get
invited to go to
france um and you know i don't like the french you know it if you had to pick
six things i don't
like the french would be four of them and uh so i got invited they were doing a
comedy fashion show
this fella kid super and at first they said kid super i thought it was one of
you know like a make
a wish fellas you know you suddenly get those you know they got that 40 year
old in a cape or
something and he's you know he wants to jump out of a window or whatever and
they won't let him
because he's you know does he never because he's you know he's mentally he's
really you know because
the devil tickled him whenever he was being made or whatever and he's not well
um but it wasn't it
was a uh it was a fashion show put on by this um fella calm delane make sure i
get his name correctly
calm delane yes and a real beautiful fella man a really kind smart neat guy um
and i'd had a friend
aaron levy that was a part of the john elliott clothing brand so i'd been
around some clothing
fashion high fashion and i don't know much about fashion you know that i mean
look at me
there you go and you know i don't and uh you know i got three pairs of pants i
wear one of them all the
time this is it these little camo deals it's paper thin but they're nice from
north face and i like
them um but anyway we get invited to this thing and it they said it's going to
be i mean you're wearing
i mean some of the linen it's just damn fresh silk i mean you could smell a
spider's asshole on it
you know this shit is hot hot off the eight arms baby you know what i'm saying
this shit is fresh and
um and so yeah we we go we first of all we get to the airport and they're
taking us on a jet i mean
this thing puma put us on a jet and it's uh i mean this thing was long this
thing had two bathrooms in
it and i pissed in both of them because you know that boy if there's i piss in
it you know what i'm
saying i'm pissing at each end of the yard baby and i'll let the devil do the
laundry baby you know
what i'm saying i'm pissing when i get in something that's always who i've been
you know as a child at
night before i go to bed i'd piss off each side of my bed and i'd piss around
it fraud stand on my bed
and urinate around it just uh to keep you know whatever bad stuff could come
get me to keep it away
so we went there uh who was there andrew santino um
sal uh mateo lane other comedians uh stavros halkias
um fari and he's a french comedian um
who else jeff ross couple other comedians um yeah anyway so we went out on the
stage
and we had to walk in a fashion and we had to uh do the you know and do some
material on stage
so that was part of it and it was just wow you know like there's i mean if you
know i i this was the
most nervous that i'd been to do comedy in a long time because for one
people are coming to judge they judge clothing i mean this is like fancy people
this is like the fanciest people everybody has a blog everybody has a web page
everybody has a lawyer
it's people like that you know uh and so you get it's like i knew these people
were going to be
our judgmental about clothes anyway they're going to they're they're here to
judge clothing all week
so if you throw in an outlier like a comedian who's coming in who's not even
part of their world
we're the easiest thing for them to hate on oh i can hate on this guy oh easy
done comedian done
so i feel i was like oh these mfers man and it was rich people bro and i don't
like the rich man
i've said it and you know it and people say well man you make money and i yeah
i do
but i'll never be rich i'll never be fucking infected with that shit
that shit starts in your heart son so i'll never i won't be like that
and i know because when i get around rich people i don't like them
and i just felt that in there just that age-old energy man i know this is a
judgmental place people
people are judging fashion people are here to be judged so i know the easiest
thing for some blogger
which is basically just a job where you are afraid to fucking fight
uh the easiest job for a blogger is to say to point fingers at the outlier that
comes in to say this is
bad right um instead of you know saying this is good from all the you know bribes
or whatever they get i don't know
or whatever their end goal is but anyway to say this bad so i just knew going
up against it was going to be tough
and it turned out uh it was okay and we did well and and um yeah the kids super
clothing you know it's nice
neat stuff and calm the guy who runs it was very neat andrew schultz was there
that was fun to get to spend time with him
um it was great man that was exciting um i went for a walk
oh i didn't try to do too much in france because i wasn't there long
and you get out in the streets and it's you know it's french
people are frenching you know just fucking frenching around dog
but we got to go out at night we went in they had nice music at night and just
the whole experience
was fancy and it actually ended up being a good experience um sometimes i carry
old ideas into
things uh and so i got to kind of monitor that um but my nerves are warnings
for me and they say hey
this is what's up beware of this and uh and i'm glad that they're there those
are instincts
too sometimes it's not nerves it's instincts
and you got to really ask them are you a nerve are you an instinct tell me
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