Name: Theo and Druski Talk About the Black Experience
Uploaded: 2023-02-02T21:31:49.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Druski Talk About the Black Experience' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Druski Talk About the Black Experience' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-02. Transcript available.

At the end of the day, bro, being black is a great thing, man.
And that's what I wanted to come on to this podcast and talk about.
Thanks, man.
You think I could do it?
Do what? Be black?
Yeah. In the future.
Do I have what it takes or not?
Fuck no.
But I'll tell you what, man.
Damn, bro. Come on, bro.
You've done some great things in life, but fuck no.
But look, man, you know, you've got hope, man.
You ever dated a black girl?
I went home with one black girl one time.
How'd that go?
This black girl was wild.
She had like a...
I like how you said this.
Yeah.
She was it.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Explain the story.
I would try. I would go again.
I want to hear the story, though. I want to hear the story.
She had a kind of a mirror on her ceiling, but it wasn't like...
It was like one of those mirrors they have at like a bus stop where it's like
reflective metal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It pans around.
Yeah, so she had that bitch on the ceiling, dude.
And I was re... I was fucking nervous, bro.
The one that...
Like the mirror can twist around.
And you can...
If you look in right here, you can see it around the other way.
Yeah, a little bit on the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it was like an oval.
Yeah, she had that thing up on the ceiling, man.
And in the corner of the room, she had like one of those coat of arms like you
would see
from like the night times or whatever, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think she was like one of those renaissance fair sisters, you know?
Yeah.
And she fucking had...
Yeah, they had like axes on the wall.
I mean, that bitch, she was white, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So she was like as white as you could get through a black girl, you know?
I was trying to say this don't sound like a black girl.
Bro, I swear she was black, man.
That's lit, though.
That's lit.
And so I was ready.
You know, I was fucking fired up.
And I remember fucking doing like this right when I got over there.
And I was excited.
But I would date a black girl, man.
I think I definitely feel more open to it.
When I was young, I think black girls were a lot more intimidating
because they seemed a lot more like confident.
Yeah, very confident.
Are they?
Yes.
Black women are very confident.
Very, very, very, man.
And they know what they want.
They straight up with you like, don't bring that little dick over here.
Oh, damn.
They want that big ass dick.
Oh, damn.
They want a big dick.
They want you to throw that dick over your shoulder like a belt.
Yeah, no, I'm being honest.
Like a dead fox, huh?
Yeah, like a fucking rope, man.
Like, you know, like, but that can be intimidating, which I get.
I understand it, yeah.
I always envied about black people is that they have like the best origin story.
Like they have the fucking, you know what I'm talking about?
Like they have the fucking like, you get a fucking rope.
You made it from the bottom.
Yeah, like you get a fucking, when you wake up, you have a reason in you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's one thing I always was like real envious of.
You always wanted that like coming from the mud, coming out the gutter.
Yeah, because I was in, I was in the fucking gutter, but I didn't have.
Somebody respects you because they're like, yeah, dog, come on.
Right, right.
Yeah.
You're the wrong color in the gutter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Even though you could be, but it's like, dog, nah, fuck out of there.
Yeah, because I always, I always really, really, I think, yeah, that's why.
I mean, I think it's, I don't know.
It's like, yeah, we're not, you know, I used to like be in like a little like,
you know,
I used to hang with the black guys and be in like a little gang.
It was like a shitty gang, but.
No way.
What was the name of y'all gang?
I was in the gang too.
NFL, it was called.
NFL.
Hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this
one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.