Name: Theo Von Asks Dave Portnoy About His High School Vibe
Uploaded: 2023-02-07T20:17:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Asks Dave Portnoy About His High School Vibe' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Asks Dave Portnoy About His High School Vibe' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-07. Transcript available.

what was some of your vibe in high school i'd say ran in like the uh the
popular crowd by his friends
with everybody yeah a little bit funny yeah you know i couldn't get by on looks
so if you don't
go looks you go funny yeah oh yeah trust me dude i feel you i'm like an eight i've
always been kind
of like an eight and you gotta fucking you gotta an eight you gotta come up
with some jokes yeah
like on looks i think out of a 10 yeah that's a fucking super high score i don't
think you think
it's that high yeah eight eight so who's a 10 like what's matthew mcconaughey i
think he was a 10 i
think he's coming down a touch so obviously you knew that you could kind of
relate to everybody then a
little bit yeah yeah that was because sometimes as you get a little you start
to learn just some of
your skills you're like oh i kind of can fit in wherever yeah i was pretty good
at that did you
have a lady in high school or no no no uh no i wasn't good looking i didn't
really do great with
the girls at all in high school what about like for dance is there anything did
you ask a lady out
ever like do you remember like the first date you ever went on or anything like
that
first date no i i don't i mean i remember obviously going to like proms i know
who i went to proms with
and shit like that but no i didn't really uh i i had very little if any success
in really yeah
yeah yeah i was a yeah blue eye you're handsome guy yeah i don't know no i well
first of all i went
through it like there's a whole fat dave stage not that wasn't in high school
but i mean i i'm getting
back to it because i'm getting old but yeah no it's truth i tell you you always
hear like you know
good looking people be like no i didn't do anything like i was ugly and like
high school no i i was like
i'm not like those i don't believe the good people like john ham like oh i i
have it rough my dick's
too big you know like no that i i really didn't do well in high school yeah
yeah i have to wear like
an 80 gauge underpants just to hold them up yeah like that kind of shit yeah i
hate that what about
your first kiss in high school it had to have happened huh yeah i i'm trying to
think who did
i kiss first uh i don't even know if i remember it couldn't have been anything
you mean dude you were
a document tour of no i don't know it couldn't have been that memorable i i'm
honestly trying to think
i don't i don't know if that's like sad or what but i i honestly can't remember
wow yeah some people
i remember locked us in this room and they had this girl and she had like a chipped
tooth she had that
kind of that lloyd christmas on her you know or at least the christmas gonna be
your first guess
it was like were you playing like spinning the ball locked in a room or you
just locked in the room
no some just angry like kind of pervy older kids are like you better get in
there and fucking kiss
you know what i'm saying or we're gonna jerk off out here and we're like jesus
christ all right
i took a turn and so uh but she had that lloyd christmas or at least she had
the lloyd she had
like that lloyd christmas eve it was like a less of a chip but she had that
thing and i remember
god she was also she was like the first girl i remember really like seeing with
my eyes and she
was her name was chrissy and she was beautiful i thought and despite the teeth
yeah and so we had
to sit next to each other and just kiss what about the first time you had sex
do you remember it
that i do yeah yeah we're talking that that's a little different than like a
kiss yeah yeah it wasn't
great it's still probably not fucking great you know oh yeah dude yeah yeah
when did it happen
college freshman yeah yeah big dave getting out there upgrading from his
girlfriend yeah okay was it
at a party or was it like kind of a uh no it was actually at so it it was at my
house it was actually
summer going into college okay yeah oh yeah dude i i love like i love thinking
about like those kind
of like just like times when we're young and stuff like yeah there was nothing
like that time getting
ready for college and then i almost feel like that was a time you feel like you
had to like
you had to get sex active if you were going into college to college and you don't
really know what
you expect yeah no i mean and was it like a romantic thing did y'all go to look
yeah no it was
romantic it was definitely romantic she was my girlfriend so it was a romantic
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