Name: Tom Brady, Dave Portnoy, and the New England Patriots Have History
Uploaded: 2023-02-13T19:57:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tom Brady, Dave Portnoy, and the New England Patriots Have History' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tom Brady, Dave Portnoy, and the New England Patriots Have History' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-13. Transcript available.

tom brady just retired yeah yeah did you feel anything about that so he's he's
do you know tom
i very loosely i but i have like a long history with him because of where i
grew up like of course
you know i uh the good the bad the ugly like so he first of all he went to the
same school as me
michigan so he's the same year okay so oh really so you remember him from
college yeah yeah so went
to college with him then he comes to the pats and i'm i'm in boston and in the
patriots rise uh really
coincided with the barstool rise so we're so closely linked together everything
since i've been involved
with like the cops twice with brady once in a negative fashion once in well
cops involved is
never good but one anti-brady i guess you could say and one pro like so he way
back in the day
uh he he basically giselle was on the beach with their little kid ben he was an
infant ben brady
god wow uh and he was naked who was tom was no ben the kid with giselle on a
beach my south beach
might be naked too if i was with her yeah and well keep in mind the kid's an
infant her son oh okay so
it's his son tiny little kid like the gerber baby oh wow huge dick huge debt
for a little baby and you
saw it how far away were you no it was a paparazzi photo it was on the internet
and i can see that wand
on him huh yeah and i made a joke that going deep this was the height of the peyton
manning tom brady
rivalry so i i wrote a blog in this word blog i said check out the howitzer on
brady's baby and i
wrote a sentence below i go peyton manning could never have a kid with this big
of a hog or something
like this world war iii broke out dave's a pedophile he's sexualizing kids the
kid was an infant police
knocked on my door in boston came in they're like we're gonna make your life
real horrible if you don't
take this down like people were saying i should be beaten to death it was oh it's
like mystic river
it was crazy so that was way early and then fast forward the patriots explode
where we end up going
to jail defending brady for when he got suspended by the nfl handcuffed
ourselves to each other at nfl
headquarters i've been dragged out of the super bowl in handcuffs um bob craft
the owner of the team
when brady came back with tampa bay called me up he's like i want you to be my
guest for when brady
comes back so it's been the full circle and i have met him i think a couple
times um but i like so
if i saw him i'd be like hey tommy like hey dave how's it going good to see you
but i don't know him
like on a real personal level but yeah it's uh their success and everything
that happened with the patriots
i don't think barstool probably is the same if that doesn't happen it put us in
the headlines in a lot
of different ways so it's just a weird magical ride it really has been it's
been nuts really fascinating
man congratulations just on getting to have that experience because life you
know to have the ups
and downs to have all of it you know to really have so many experiences
football's so big in this country
in the super bowl so big and we became barstool the face of like the patriot
fan like there's a game
they could probably pull if you pull up like uh goodell clown towel so goodell
the commissioner
in the league like the first time he came back to uh gillette after all the
controversy we printed
like 70 000 of these towels with his face and a nose and we we got we're like
we need volunteers
to hand these things out it was a big thing like if you you could if you on the
images for it oh yeah
you'll see like the whole stadium basically ooh like go to the bottom right we
had the shirts
so yeah like wow there you are yeah so like the whole stadium goodell in there
it just it was a wild
time and and we became people just they hated us because people hated the patriots
like but that was
your thing you did that was it our stools in here it's like this infection it's
like this yeah it's
almost like this like this plague but it's not a negative plague it's like this
disruptor yeah and
the patriots were the most talked about hated loved whatever team for like two
decades oh yeah and
we're just right in the middle of it i remember tony collins by there didn't he
was that tony collins
yeah you're going way back yeah yeah running back yeah i i i got to meet him
one time he went to ecu
he's a cool cat man yeah i like tony collins but i think he played in their
super bowl game
that would have been 85 and they lost to the bears yeah yeah wow yeah yeah yep
that was when
the patriots they were very good that steve grogan was like my guy he was like
i loved him
yeah that i mean the patriots are for the most part terrible franchise up till
the brady era they
had two super bowls um and the second one being the parcells but like if you
like tech mobile
did you ever play like oh yeah like they're the worst team in tech mobile very
sad i can't even remember
one of the running back was white i think even could have uh yeah craig james
half of the pony
express yeah i mean yeah them and the colts are the two worst teams in it hope
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