Name: Getting To Know People Better Through Touch
Uploaded: 2023-02-17T03:38:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Getting To Know People Better Through Touch' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Getting To Know People Better Through Touch' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-17. Transcript available.

i always want to like touch people on the back of their neck yeah wow that's an
interesting one
because i feel like it's like the most kind of like it's almost like a real
parental place oh
yeah it's caring it's yeah so you you mean you're the parent i don't know i
mean maybe i would dress
up in a suit or something but i don't know if i would be like the parent but i
just yeah sometimes
i want to do that even when i'm just talking to people i want to like i almost
feel like if i put
my hand on the back of their neck we would know more about each other or
something yeah you'd be
closer you'd be an arm's length away yeah when i was in school in middle school
that moment
yeah it's hard to escape it so then i think you're there with like the honesty
of whatever's really
going on when i was in middle school if you got in a fight they made you stand
in the hall all
day and hug each other like this no shit yeah like what do you mean like hands
on each other's shoulders
on each other's shoulders slow dance yeah yeah you and another dude yeah yeah
and you're both going
this is bullsh*t yeah after for how long oh probably i think i was out there
for four hours
one time probably no sh*t yeah i mean this kid brad castle and did you have
like blood on you from
the fight still and yeah it's still pretty dirtied up i mean i will yeah he got
the best of me
but yeah we were out there and the kids would come through during the like and
you try to be kind
of cool like while it was uh while it was like while while it was in class you
would try to like just
like be like you would kind of relax and be cool with each other and yeah then
when the kids with
the bell would ring and they would switch classes you'd be like this is gay
dude right you know you
would like but then you're alone out there during class time yeah so you'd have
to get to know each
other so you really would talk probably right yeah i mean there'd be like a
period of just like man
f**k this f**k you man yeah but then you start going so what what do you uh
like what are you doing
after school or where where you you know is your you have sisters brothers yeah
oh yeah you get into
it and then he became a friend so i like that i think yeah there's something
about that smart idea
the only that pose of hands on shoulders it reminds me of when i was i mean
that was middle school so this
was fifth sixth grade kids boys and girls started saying they want to be
boyfriend girlfriend you
know they started to be that thing and it was only the cool kids that could do
that like anybody that
was below you know in the nerdy or just not popular anybody the glasses on was
out oh no you had no
currency yeah but all the cool kids got to hook up yeah and so they would be
like mike mcdougall and
samantha amanda stevens these real people are gonna kiss and they and they did
it as a tribe too
you didn't just walk up to girl like i i walked up to girls and said you want
to be my girlfriend
they're like yeah flag on the play buddy that's not how it's done that's like
somebody coming off
the sidelines and just getting in the play hey give me the yeah get the f**k
out of here come in and
just sipping your cream no yeah yeah yeah so you had to it would be like they
decide as a
tribe mike and amanda are going to be a couple yeah so amanda's friends would
push her and mike's would
push him and they'd have to go to some place and kiss like by the tree or
something yeah and they
would stand like that with hands on shoulders just that exact and they'd be
like looking like trying
to look to the sides and everybody's going come on and everyone's come on mike
you it and like
f**king screaming at him and he's like and amanda don't be a you know that's
just whatever and then
they'd kiss and everybody goes oh and it was that was it yeah yeah yeah they're
both queer somehow
and one of them stepdad was there too like what is that dude yeah yeah come on
mike
but uh but it's a similar thing of kids two young people trying to
your teacher i never heard that that your school must have that's a really
creative and interesting
i thought it was it was one and me and that me and that guy are still friends i
just saw him a
couple weeks ago and i thought uh but i'll do that thing just to talk sometimes
just once in a
while it should be a regular thing one shining moment yeah just sing a little
he was also f**king
every weight every hot waitress he was getting all the how are you supposed to
like a guy like that
but but personally one-on-one i really did like him a lot and then i started i
wouldn't have f**ked him
but i would have f**king stood by and watching put your hand on the back yeah a
little little of this
with joe rogan not bad yeah hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch
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