Name: Theo Met Drew Brees and Couldn’t Play It Cool
Uploaded: 2023-02-23T01:14:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Met Drew Brees and Couldn’t Play It Cool' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Met Drew Brees and Couldn’t Play It Cool' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-23. Transcript available.

i got to meet drew breeze man i got to meet drew breeze i went to the super
bowl the other day i
was over there with david spades and y'all know david spades okay one of my
heroes and all one
of america's heroes i mean he's the damn davy crockett of humor um and he
invited me over to
a party it was a fundraiser they're raising funds and um so we go there and it's
nice there's like
there's like rich people and somebody's somebody was like being real rich and
then somebody was next
to them and they were you know they started crying and the other person's like
don't cry you're rich
you know so people were just being rich in this place and um and so we walk up
and blake
shelton is there and i like blake shelton man i like blake shelton um he is an
oklahoma guy
and he uh you know he just sings and he's comfortable man and i've met him
before
and uh and i i i like him i like him so anyway we walk up blake shelton is
playing it's like
it's like the part in the evening at a party where somebody is playing music so
everybody kind of has
to be quiet and we walk up and there's a guy steve mariucci okay he's a uh
coach he's a coach and i want
to say he's italian i'm not trying to be racial or anything but that's italian
you know and he looks
italian you know he looks like if you if you tickle him he'll fucking just yeah
he'll tell you all the
ingredients of a cannoli even if he doesn't want to you know he just has that
that look to him and
i walk up and he steve mariucci is talking to drew breeze and i've had dreams
in my life in my head where
i'm like how do you meet do you ever meet drew breeze does god want you to ever
meet drew breeze
you know does mother nature is there ever another flood and one of y'all gets
flooded right up next
to the other one and you get to finally meet um and so there he is and i would
and and so when you're
with david spade david spade can kind of just go up to anybody and like be like
and people are like
happy about it so i'm just kind of milling around in the distance being like
hey look at david spade
and um and so anyway he walks spade walks up and i'm just kind of like in his
shadow like kind of
there but hiding but trying to be like confident like okay how do i how do i
walk up to drew breeze
you know do i look like uh do i look right at him do i kind of look you know at
the moon like what you
know how do you do it do i you know put my shoulders even do i kind of like be
like one shoulder is
heavier do i what do i do you know and i was nervous man and so david kind of
starts joking
and they're both excited to see spade and they're talking to him and i'm right
there and i know at
some point it's coming around that spade is going to introduce me so i'm like
what you know how do i
how do i look when he's like hey this is the and i'm like do i smile do i so i
don't know what to do
so i open my mouth right which is insane i think that's an insane you know you're
me okay that guy's
mouth open and then i put both hands out like this like if you know if you ask
somebody how long is
something they say oh about one foot long that's what i did he like david
introduced me to each guy
and i it was almost like you had given somebody uh it was almost like that guy
maybe in what's the
sport maybe uh is that rugby or cricket when the guy does that you know anyway
so i
did two hands i two hands shaked mariuchi and and breeze and so out the gate i'm
like oh god this
you know i'm not doing that good hey i'm not doing good you know and i started
just kind of praying for
myself um which you're not supposed to do i know that you know you're supposed
to pray for others
uh but i did i i needed i needed it and i was right there and i'm like what do
you say when do you say
something do you say anything who are you are you someone that says something
soon are you not
do you just listen do you laugh how loud do you laugh do you laugh you don't
want to sound like a fake
you know uh so anyway i'm just being alive and um
and breeze is dialed in bro when you're talking to him
he's like you can see in his eye bro he could play for i think another
i think he could play for another 20 months in the nfl well
he's just he's so locked in like you're talking to him and you can see he's
watching like where the
waiters and the bus boys are going you know he can see the um you know that one
of the waiters is
running an out route to go on a smoke break he can see that the bus boy did a
curl but you know short
of the sticks you can i mean he's like he's caught you know he's got an audible
he's got colston going
there's everything he's he is monitoring everything while you're there talking
to him he is dialed in
he is dialed into life and you don't even know if drew breeze blinks that's how
much he he blinks when
you blink he sees you blink so that's when he that's when he blinks he ain't
missing a moment
he's locked in
and it was interesting because um i asked him i said hey did you guys ever play
against each other him and um
mariucci right and uh and breeze was like yeah we sure did and if he rattled
off the date he rattled off
the score um and if you could just i mean he is just an anthology of uh of
precision
is kind of how i would describe as much as i got to you know i i i got to talk
with them for maybe
about 10 minutes total and maybe 90 seconds i could kind of feel my arms and
legs uh while i was doing
it so a lot of time i was just pretending to you know have a stable um uh what's
it called when they
oh pulse the whole time i was talking to drew breeze i could see him just
he was always every now and then he would glance in the distance and just see
if devry henderson was
open so anyway that's a lot about drew breeze hope you enjoyed that video and
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