Name: Theo’s Idea To Make Zoos Profitable
Uploaded: 2023-02-24T16:36:43.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo’s Idea To Make Zoos Profitable' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo’s Idea To Make Zoos Profitable' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-24. Transcript available.

parents in shock as gorillas mate in front of kids at zoo a pair of gorillas at
a zoo
left parents shocked as they decided to start doing it like they do
on the discovery channel right in front of the kids when you take the kids to
the zoo to see all
the wonders of the animal kingdom you've always got to understand there's a
risk that all creatures
great and small will be up to some naughty antics i love this hell i think the
zoo could charge more
for animal sex hours honestly if you come at 2 p.m that's when everybody's
fucking you know what i'm
saying bro because you go to some of these cages now you go to the lion cage he's
in there he's always
sleeping or he's laid out or he's on looks like he's on a couple zannies you
know they always got
a kickball next to him you who's ever seen a lion play kickball what fucking
lion gets up and he's
like roar then you see another lion run up and just and the other lions are
like roar kick it kick it
it's there's no fun that's what do they do they're not doing anything and then
and there's always like
a tightrope in the cage going from like one tree to another like the lion like
the lion's just gonna
like oh just like walk on the road like oh i'm a i'm a rope lion i'm a tightrope
lion
roar fuck what the fuck they don't do shit man i'm sick of paying entry fees to
see animals
not do shit they don't do shit these animals don't do shit they just lay there
like rich animals that's
all they are because we took them out of the wild the wild is where god is out
there setting it off
and mother nature's out there fucking twerking and people are eating bbq and
getting gunned down
but we take them out of the natural environment we put them in this rich ass
fucking maximum or minimum
security prison and they're living large they're kickballing they're eating
lamb they're i saw one
video they're feeding lamb to lambs
i'm sick of these rich ass animals that's all this is man have you ever lived
in a shitty neighborhood
and then moved to a better neighborhood have you ever moved from memphis to nashville
okay that's what's happening with these animals and people are like well we got
to set the animals free
no we what if we set the animals free every penguin will be at in at albertson's
in the frozen food
section you'll have every penguin in there fucking just just beating open a
thing of fish sticks
every leopard will kill every missing pet in your area there will be zero
missing animals
you can't free you can't free these animals man because they'll be right back
in nature they'll be right
back in the wild and the wild the wild is gangster that's the ufc for animals
man these animals they have
it good in the zoo they got it really really good so i say we either put them
to work or tell them to
take a four-legged hike i want to go to the zoo and they got i want to go
during they should have
animal sex hours in the afternoon two to three p.m everybody fucking all right
forty dollars to get in
you that zoo would be packed that zoo would be even the french would be there
like
but we got to get these animals to work these zoos they're not making any money
nobody's going to see
you could watch a nation they fight immediately the dana white should do the
nature channel
these bitches fight immediately on the nature channel so these animals i think
they either need
to step it up or get the hey that's what i'm saying i want to go to the zoo i
want to see
you know i want to see uh and i want to see the end i want to see these apes
fist fighting i want to
see the rats making soup like they do in the movie i want to see um penguins
miming why aren't penguins miming
you got the colors do the fucking work boys but zoos could easily step it up 2
p.m all the animals
fuck
that's easy 2 p.m all the animals fuck 40 to get in bring a rain slicker boom
now we're talking business baby
but i think if you go to the zoo and see some animals fuck lucky you all right
just make sure
that you have a conversation with your son or daughter afterwards to explain
what happened
and that they shouldn't feel ashamed for watching it hope you enjoyed that
video and you can watch
another and you can watch this one you can watch this one different options
different choices some
guy just brings you one option not this guy two options watch one this one or
this one