Name: Caller Tells Theo He’s Being Sexually Harassed at Work
Uploaded: 2023-03-01T19:07:48.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caller Tells Theo He’s Being Sexually Harassed at Work' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caller Tells Theo He’s Being Sexually Harassed at Work' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-01. Transcript available.

i've worked in a learning center that's a school baby onward these past few
weeks i've been having
there's just been i work with special ed kids and uh you know it's oh yeah i
know what you're
talking about brother i was in special ed baby let's hear more it's it's a job
it gets stuff
dumb but recently there's been a kid named james he has autism and uh recently
he's been trying to
uh sexually assault me
that adds up baby uh yeah i mean i feel like if somebody i don't know how to
say this
first of all a lot of people named james have
you know they're tismed out
and that's you could draw a damn graph of that and it would check out well look
if people have
autism they're gonna want to fuck they want to get out that damn they want to
fucking burp that
little nut wand baby you know they i mean sometimes you just i feel you ever
just been so just
you just want to spray on something
so i can't even if i had autism i'd
if you know if i had fully documented autism i would be i'd spray on half the
things in town
probably let's hear more and you know i don't really care but it's more
frightening for the other
students yes and the thing is you know i know they can't help it and stuff but
every time he does
that he just has this look in his eyes oh yeah this lustful evil look they say
if the devil's got your
nuts he's got your eyes because the eyes are just the nuts of the face
so yeah the feeling you have in your nuts is always the feeling that you have
in your eyes
go punch somebody in the nuts and look in their eyes
same pain baby
and yeah look it's tough man look first of all i commend you for being out
there and being on the
front lines of um
of special ed
you know uh let's hear more almost like he knows what he's doing and if he
knows that it's wrong
he'll be you know he'll be running around he'll be stop that james stop it james
please stop
and you know he'll be helicopter in it oh and it's just it's scary and we're a
little
we're a little afraid for our safety
well hold on let's don't get crazy let's you know
i mean you know you don't have to be afraid for your safety at all you gotta
you know you got a mentally unwell fella just you know running around trying
you know
i mean he's probably in heat have you thought about that it's spring baby it's
almost spring it's gonna
be spring in a few months so you don't know what you know and if somebody's
autism they might be off by a month or two and their genetics easily you can
easily see that that's
fucking that's that dna leap year homie if you got autism so
yeah dude it's springtime that fella's in heat that's what you're getting there
james is in heat man
i'd get him a little bust post over in the corner get a little pair of uh um
get you a half of a mannequin and put some damn uh uh daisy dukes on it that's
what i would do
and put that thing you know put a candle or two in a closet and let him get in
there and pump on it
you know you have to have a plan but if you're just yelling stop it james and
he's out there just
you know he's tugging on that little spunk whisker that's stop it james isn't
gonna help
you know you're not a damn crossing guard brother or
hit him with some narcan brother that'll shut anybody down
you know they don't like to put all the different you know uses or whatever on
the thing but
if i got a you know somebody in my area and they're over there splurging that
little uh
that little splash hammer right in front of me i'll just damn hit them with
that narcan baby
you know let the lord sort them out praise god baby let's hear a little bit
more and thank you for
the call man i'm sorry that you're having to deal with some of this and i'm
almost afraid of some
students because we found we found a collection of uh almost like a booger
collection but it was
it was other people's pictures that he took from under a stairwell so but we've
been working on stuff
i don't know what to do with him well he might be damn an artist brother you
can't you know it sounds
like he's an artist so don't condemn him for that um you know i know they can't
help it but every time
i every time i look him in the eyes he's just he's just panting with that lustful
um he'll smirk
when he does it too it's like he knows what he's doing that's heat brother he's
in heat
and that's somebody in heat and so i think at that point you got to do prayer
you got to
you got to consider narcan but i would do prayer first and um and yeah and look
i'll just commend
you man for being there and being there on the front lines of autism hope you
enjoyed that video
and you can watch another and you can watch this one you can watch this one
different options different
choices some guy just brings you one option not this guy two options watch one
this one or this one
Thank you.