Name: HARDY and Theo List Things People “Wait In The Truck” For
Uploaded: 2023-03-11T19:21:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'HARDY and Theo List Things People “Wait In The Truck” For' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'HARDY and Theo List Things People “Wait In The Truck” For' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-11. Transcript available.

what is something that people wait in the truck for their sonic order okay
definitely sonic uh
they're like their drug dealers show up maybe okay drugs and sonic yeah um oh
their wife anywhere
their wife oh yeah especially if you're like if you're like the kind that it's
like i'm gonna go
wait in the truck so hurry up you know and they're honking kind of deal which
was every dad i feel
like oh yeah when we were like and even like i mean you're younger than me but
when we were growing
up it was like every day i was like i'm gonna wait yeah i'm gonna be out here i
heard a story about
george jones and he like got tired of waiting on um his current the wife that
he died with i can't
remember her name uh i should know that but that one time he he wouldn't wait
on her so he went and
sat in the car and laid on the horn and she came out in her underwear and got
in the car and he was
so fixated on going wherever they were going he drove all the way down the road
and didn't realize
and she was she was pulling one on him because she was like well fuck you then
well i'll go
wherever we're going i'm going in my underwear if you can't wait and he went
like five miles down
the road until he realized that she was in her underwear and turned around and
came back
yeah that was always a thing i'm gonna wait in the truck and you would just see
dads out there just
shaking their head what about like you're like a little brother when your big
brother's like at
baseball practice you know like that type of deal oh yeah i'm gonna sit you
would see the
brothers always just lean yeah open on the open window and then somebody would
come up and just
like bang on the window scare the shit out of them yeah yeah um what else do
people wait for yeah
drugs for sure dude i uh waiting for drugs is always scary it was always like
dude always
always i always had to wait what was the fucking deal why don't drug yeah drug
dealers are not
punctual no they're not dude even like weed before weed was legal like i would
have panic attacks
dude like he'd be like show up here at three and i'd be like all right cool and
then and then like
dude it would be like 305 and i'm like but you're like i don't want to piss my
drug dealer you know
what i mean like i don't want to piss my guy off but you're like where the fuck
are you at did you
get arrested like are they are like in my mind it was like okay the cops got
him and they're like
all right go do the drug deal so we can bust the guy like i had that's where my
brain went you know
dude i remember this guy told us one time he's like yeah meet me at this time
so we get there
it was like a huge in the middle of this kmart parking lot right so we're like
we'll fucking pick
a corner so like why them go behind it any it was just the worst idea right so
we so we were like
i remember we drove around like just around the middle for a while like i guess
we didn't want to go
in it was almost like if we went into the middle we were in trouble but it was
like we were just
scoping i thought it'd be less suspicious to just make like a bunch of laps
around the parking lot
oh dude the worst yeah i remember one time we got some weed to sell it right
and it was like we were
so excited right we get this weed and the second we got it we're like oh we're
going to fucking jail
dude right so we're so scared we're in the driveway we finally ended up just
giving the shit away to a
guy down the street dude and just ended up working the uh the payment off to
the guy no seriously
freaked out yeah damn dude too noited i would have done some shit like that too
though too
fucking noited out dude how much was it was it like a quap or was it like was
it like teenager a
lot of like an ounce or something no no i would say it was probably yeah maybe
a qp i think yeah
damn good damn dude gave it away that was a good day for the guy you gave it to
though
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