Name: Theo and Caleb Pressley Check in on Riley Mau
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Caleb Pressley Check in on Riley Mau' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-27. Transcript available.

What's going on with you, Riley? We haven't checked in with you in a while.
Riley and Mal, if you guys have ever met each other, Caleb and Riley.
No, this is my first time meeting him. So the first thing that we said to each
other was, hey, and then he said, while you were gone, he said that he took a
lot of pre-workout.
So he's on pre-workout right now, and he could probably push out 150. I said,
there's no way that's true, but I didn't know a thing about not ejaculating
ever, which I don't believe.
And I'm not saying he's a liar, but I just don't believe it.
Sounds like you're saying that he's a liar.
Dude, one time I was in, one of the things we did early in my career, I had so
many ideas.
Yeah, like what happened?
One of my interns at the time, he was an intern at Barstool, it wasn't
necessarily mine, but he was a young fellow at Barstool.
We saw how long he could go without coming.
So basically the rules were no sex, no masturbation, no doing anything that
mentally will excite you to that point.
You basically just have to live your life as an earnest and faithful man, and
we'll see how long you go before you just cum.
And he went 21 days.
Wow.
In his sleep.
So your body cumms all the time.
Is that true, Riley?
Yeah, Riley, give us an update.
You and I haven't checked in in a while either, Riley.
Give us an update, and I hate to just get right into your sexual nature, but
when the last we checked, you'd never ejaculated.
Is that honestly what you're saying?
That is true.
And where are you at now with it?
Still haven't.
Have you ever woke up, like you woke up and then you had done it in your dreams
or something like that?
No.
No, not that I could think of.
What do you mean that you could think of?
Have you ever woken up and it seemed like somebody had, you know, shot a scene
of Ghostbusters in your pants?
No.
Not really.
See, and I find it tough sometimes to believe him, but...
That's what you did out at that hunting trip.
Wake up.
You look down at him and be like, ah, damn.
How's the dating life been for you?
What's been going on, buddy?
I've been getting out there more and more, but still single.
And he's not going to burst or nothing until he's wedded in wedlock as part of
his religious affiliation.
Is that right, bud?
That's correct.
Man.
So do you like, I mean, do you, that's a, and that's part of like, if you're
doing Christianity,
you're probably Muslim, like the main, the main religions, I feel like that's
part of it.
So do you feel like, does it make you nervous, Riley, to be like, to just think
about,
just that you might do it and get married and then get nervous that like it
will go,
just not go how you want it to?
Or like, how do you want it, how do you want it to go the first time?
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like it's gonna, you know,
you know, you know, I'm going to be nervous.
I mean, it might not be as, you know, what I hope, but you know, we'll see.
It may.
How much do you think is in there?
In him?
At least a long time.
How old are you?
24.
Yeah.
How long do you, how much do you think is in there?
Can you feel it?
Oh, at least one of those like medium ice cream cup things.
Uh, no, I don't feel it.
Do you, are, okay, nevermind.
I'm not going to say, we don't know each other.
But you can ask, he's very open about it.
And we've discussed it over the years is that he's waiting for God.
Do you ever just pray that God touches you in your sleep or anything like that?
I don't.
Do you feel like you're, do you feel like you are carrying the extra?
Like, do you feel like your body has stopped?
Your body is like tuned into what you're doing and it's like, all right, let's
just shut down
the production of this stuff for now until we got a wife or do you feel like it's
still
making it?
And if so, where do you think your body's holding it?
Like if you ran out of room in your testicles or wherever it is, where do you
think your,
your reservoirs are?
Um, no, I just, you know, I just don't think about it.
I don't really have any urges.
It never came across in my mind.
But in your mind, what are you talking about?
Like surely you think about women and stuff.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
All the time.
Okay.
So, but then how do you prevent it from getting to that sexual space where you're
thinking
about pleasuring yourself or rubbing your body on the carpet until you ejaculate?
Uh, it, it's just never gets to that point.
Do you think it's cause like you have good self control or do you think that
you were just
blessed with like a unperverted disposition?
So you're just, you just got kind of lucked out basically.
Yeah.
I think it's a mixture of both.
That's the part I have trouble believing sometimes.
And I don't mean, I'm not calling you out about it, but I, do you feel like
dormant?
Do you feel like your wiener is dormant?
Yeah, pretty much.
That's fucking crazy.
I mean, but how are you going to get, I mean, how are you going to take that
into a married
marriage?
I don't know.
It'll probably just, you know, happen when it happens.
Do you worry that when it does happen, it'll be too much?
Like you just held so much of it over the years that it will just be, when it
does come
out, it will be so much.
Yeah.
Like you're going to have to call the manager or whatever.
Oh, probably.
But I mean, that might be a good thing.
Jeez, dude.
How many, so how many kids do you think you're carrying in your body right now?
I don't know.
Jeez.
Maybe six.
Damn, dog.
You're like a dang semen mule.
Well, that's crazy, bud.
What else?
So have you any interesting dates recently, Raleigh?
Kinda.
I have a friend that's been getting me out there more, meeting other girls at,
you know,
random places.
And if you had to describe these girls, like what type of women, like what
ethnicity or
something, give me one word to describe them.
Mostly white, very cute, blonde brunette, doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you worry about meeting someone and like, you meet the woman that you really,
like kind
of woman of your dreams and then you think it's the one, but then at kind of
last minute
she pulls out like, Hey, I want to see if, I want to see if this, this volcano
goes off,
you know, I just want to test it for if it works.
Cause maybe she doesn't want to give me, you know, go into a lifelong
commitment just
to make sure that the, yeah.
Say you meet some broad and she wants to come you up a little before you guys
get hitched.
What, what do you do?
What will you say?
Man, I would, I would probably, uh, can you do that or you can't?
I don't know.
I never really thought about that.
Well, what do you mean?
It's like, do you, what are your rules?
Like, can you do it or not?
You know, like, that's what I'm saying, buddy.
I just, you know, you know what I'm asking him?
Yeah.
I think the rule probably is just, no, can't do it.
Damn.
Man.
Well, it's amazing.
I can't, I don't know anything that hasn't ejaculated in 24 years.
Except for him.
Well, he has.
He has never?
He has.
You think he's lying?
Yeah.
Well, cause it'd be harder to say that if he was in this room, but since he's
in the next
room, I can tell you he's lying.
That's true.
I don't want to say it to his face, but he's lying.
And, and Riley, I don't mean that, like that you've done it to yourself or
anything
like that, but I do think it is, it's science.
Yeah.
That your body will do it.
And that's what, that was our experience.
Our experiment at Barstool was, Will, his name is Robbie.
We said, when will Robbie's body do it itself?
Yeah.
When will it release itself?
If Robbie's not going to do it, when will it release itself?
And it did.
21 days.
Oh, wow.
So I think it's around that.
I think it's, I think you can carry, carry it for about a month before it does
it in
your sleep.
Yeah.
That's what Kevin Gates says.
He does it all the time in his sleep.
Really?
Because he's, he's a semen retender.
Oh yeah.
He's zimed out his head gen or whatever.
Yeah.
So he said all the time, he's just waking up, just sticky, sticky pants.
Right.
Also, I don't, I don't, I don't think like you're lying.
I'm not, I shouldn't have said you're lying.
I just don't think maybe you were sleeping when it happened.
That's what I'm trying to say.
No, if you were sleeping, if you're sleeping, you would know.
Yeah.
Well, you know, maybe not.
Riley, anything else you need to talk about?
What's on your mind?
Um, do I, I'm sorry about what we said earlier.
I'm feeling bad about it.
I'm not.
Someone needs to figure out.
We've long wondered how much, what is the reality of it?
And people say it a lot.
Is Riley really, how real could this be that this man refuses to ejaculate in a
very ejaculatory world?
Yeah, no, it's, it's 100% real.
Do you feel like your joints work better and stuff like that?
Like, I just wonder where is it going?
Cause it's going somewhere.
Cause like you're a human body.
It's all backing up in you.
Like your whole body is full of semen.
How, how, how much food can you eat before you're full?
Uh, a lot.
But do you fall and like cut your leg and it feels so good?
Like what's coming out of you?
That's what I'm wondering.
When you bleed, like, is it white?
Uh, no, it's red.
Damn.
Sheesh.
Do you honestly, and this is a real question.
Do you think something is wrong with you or not wrong, but off with you?
Uh, there might be.
Do you feel like you might have some type of a sexual autism or something like
that?
Uh, possibly.
Yeah.
Are you being serious or not?
No, I mean, yeah, I, I have no idea.
It could be a thing.
Have you looked into that?
I mean, if you, do you get it turned on by women?
Yeah.
How do you know when you're turned on?
Oh, I, I just feel it.
And what does it feel like?
You get erection.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then what do you do?
That's the thing.
It's like somebody hands you a Nintendo switch.
You never turn it on.
No, I mean, it, I mean, I just don't do anything about it.
Do you look at it?
I mean, you have to look at it probably.
What do you?
No.
No, I just leave it alone.
Do you feel like it's like mad at you?
Do you feel like it's feeling like it's being poorly treated?
Hmm.
Like, it's like, it's kind of my, like, it's trying to, it's trying to go in
the game.
And you're like Jameis Winston.
And you're like, no, dude, we're sticking with Andy Dalton.
Yeah, I mean, pretty much.
I feel like he's not giving us much information.
Do you?
I mean, it's a sensitive thing to talk about.
I understand why he would not want to give us information, particularly me,
since I don't
know him, but it is interesting because it sounds like it's, he's lying.
Yeah.
And I'm sorry, Riley.
Am I making you uncomfortable?
No, no, not at all.
Okay.
Would you tell Caleb the truth?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That, that was 100% the truth.
Will you tell me the truth when, after Theo leaves?
I will.
Will it be the same truth you've already told him?
Yep.
One thing we don't realize is all little things have a play in where we are,
whether we want
to admit it or not.
Right.
Because they, they affect how you also then want to do things.
Right.
It may have said him, you know, I don't want to, you know, I don't, I want to
do my own
thing more.
I don't, you know, I like some of this, but I don't like a lot of it.
If I would have never done that experiment on Robbie Fox with the coming, I
would, I would
not think he's lying.
Right.
But since I did that experiment in my life, I know for a fact that he's coming
at nighttime
or even worse or more, more liar-ish during the day.
Right now.
I don't even know what he's doing right now.
I know, dude.
Well, he's all, Riley's kind of a smaller in stature guy.
How tall are you, Riley?
I am 5'4".
And so how much seem, I mean, he's like, has fuller.
He's like, this guy.
You don't, yeah, you got a lot in you, man.
Oh, God.
It'd be beautiful.
I just, I think you men, a lot of older gay men would pay to watch him come the
first
time.
I would pay to know how much it was, just to know.
Someone just give me, text me the number of inches they filled up in like a
water bottle.
How much do you think you got in you, Riley?
Oh, probably a lot.
Oh, damn, bro.
Gross, dude.
That's gay, dog.
That's gay.
Now, we could do this.
We could have a thing even for charity where we get people to bid, like, guess
a number.
Like, how much little hect ounces or heck, you know, little, you know, kilo
ounces or
whatever it is, and whoever gets the closest.
But you can't do it for your own religious purposes.
You can't, that's why you're not masturbating.
Is that right, Riley?
Correct.
Okay.
If someone did it to you, would you still feel good about it in terms of, like,
what you're
doing?
Like, you would feel, would you feel like you committed a bad, a bad thing if,
if Theo,
this is a crazy question.
I'm not, I don't know if I'm going to finish.
If Theo tied you up back there and then had one of his listeners come in and
make you
do it?
Or do you think you have the willpower where even if that happened to you, you
would be
able to hold it inside?
Um, I don't know.
I think I might be able to hold it.
First of all, that's a crime, I think, isn't it?
Yeah.
What about this?
Bad question.
Somebody ties you up, a couple Vietnamese dudes come in here and just start
kicking you
in a fucking dick.
You think you're going to fucking ejaculate eventually?
Uh, I don't know.
Probably not.
Oh, come on, dude.
You got no respect for yourself.
This is a, this is a question as old as time itself.
Sorry about this, man.
Yeah.
And we're probably, yeah, this is insane.
The question is old as time itself.
It's the question usually is, would you kill one person to save a million
people?
You have to murder one person, but you know that it saves a million people you'll
never
see.
But if you don't murder that person that's in the room with you, those a
million people,
although you might not see them, they're going to pass away.
Would you fill up a water bottle to save those a million people?
I would probably not.
You would let them die?
I mean, I don't want to, I don't want to kill a man.
It would be a million of them and children and women.
Well, that's not my problem.
I'm not killing them.
That's a good point, dude.
Yeah.
He's just not masturbating.
That's his rules.
Damn, he stands by his rules.
My bad.
That's good.
So, Riley, are you in a hurry to get married?
Do you feel like so you can be more sexually active?
No, I'm just chilling.
I'm just working on me and what I'm doing in life.
But how do you not get so distracted by women all the time?
I mean, I don't get distracted, but I see them when I'm out on tour and I talk
to them
and stuff, but I'm not really looking for anything.
Dude, you save so much time.
Oh, yeah.
You must have tons of time.
Like, you save so much.
Like, that's awesome.
Yeah, you could take an online class.
You could do anything you want.
The only thing that's actually suspect in this whole situation is that you're
not a billionaire
yet.
Like, that's the only reason I'm thinking you're lying is because you're not a
billionaire.
Because if you had that much time at your disposal.
Oh, you take women out of the equation.
It's like a guy who just doesn't have to sleep.
Yeah.
24-7 active.
Dude, honestly, I just have the piece of bed that I don't think I can think of
anything
else.
That's fine.
I'm, like, feeling like I can feel how he feels all the time.
Riley, we appreciate and respect whatever journey that you're on.
And are you going to be okay no matter what?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay.
Are you okay if other people are sexually active?
Do you have judgment against those people?
No.
No, they just, they can live their lives as they please.
Amen, brother.
I mean, it's crazy to be out there and be like, and to be doing it.
You know, I'm very envious.
Riley, do you think, I mean, obviously, Theo, you know, some people think,
there's people
out there that think that's fun to hang around horny guys.
Do you think that?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Do you find it more exciting to be around horny guys?
Would you rather hang out with a horny guy or a guy who's kind of maybe just
thinking
about something else?
Probably a horny guy.
Yeah.
Why?
Eh, it's more fun.
Yeah.
Why?
Eh, I just feel like they would be more fun than just a guy that's, well, like
me.
No.
No, Riley.
I mean, that's not.
Yeah, buddy, you're doing good, man.
That's a myth.
Also, I think that I'm going to choose to believe what you're saying.
Not that it probably means anything to you.
No, I appreciate it.
But I think that, I personally feel like we've put you kind of through the lit
in this test
of every question you could think of, and all of your answers, all your answers
hold up,
kind of, like if you, none of your answers contradict one another, which I
think is a good sign.
Yeah, no, I appreciate it, Caleb, for sure.
Yeah, and I think in the gay community, it's called a cinnamon cookie or
something, if somebody's
never ejaculated.
Do you fear that you could be involved in the gay community, Riley?
Definitely not.
Okay.
And not fear, but is it, you know, have you thought about it?
Are you scared for your life?
Yeah.
No, you're telling the truth.
You know, you pee sometimes in the car, and then you're like, I'm going to pee
in this water bottle.
And then you feel it all the way to the top, you're like, oh, I got to cut the
stream off,
or else it's going to come out the top.
Yeah.
Like, I wonder if it would be the same thing.
He's just got to kink the hose and get another water bottle.
Almost like when they're taking blood, they have to do that thing, and then
grab the next one.
Hope you enjoyed that video, and you can watch another.
And you can watch this one, you can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.

Theo and Caleb Pressley Check in on Riley Mau

What's going on with you, Riley? We haven't checked in with you in a while.
Riley and Mal, if you guys have ever met each other, Caleb and Riley.
No, this is my first time meeting him. So the first thing that we said to each
other was, hey, and then he said, while you were gone, he said that he took a
lot of pre-workout.
So he's on pre-workout right now, and he could probably push out 150. I said,
there's no way that's true, but I didn't know a thing about not ejaculating
ever, which I don't believe.
And I'm not saying he's a liar, but I just don't believe it.
Sounds like you're saying that he's a liar.
Dude, one time I was in, one of the things we did early in my career, I had so
many ideas.
Yeah, like what happened?
One of my interns at the time, he was an intern at Barstool, it wasn't
necessarily mine, but he was a young fellow at Barstool.
We saw how long he could go without coming.
So basically the rules were no sex, no masturbation, no doing anything that
mentally will excite you to that point.
You basically just have to live your life as an earnest and faithful man, and
we'll see how long you go before you just cum.
And he went 21 days.
Wow.
In his sleep.
So your body cumms all the time.
Is that true, Riley?
Yeah, Riley, give us an update.
You and I haven't checked in in a while either, Riley.
Give us an update, and I hate to just get right into your sexual nature, but
when the last we checked, you'd never ejaculated.
Is that honestly what you're saying?
That is true.
And where are you at now with it?
Still haven't.
Have you ever woke up, like you woke up and then you had done it in your dreams
or something like that?
No.
No, not that I could think of.
What do you mean that you could think of?
Have you ever woken up and it seemed like somebody had, you know, shot a scene
of Ghostbusters in your pants?
No.
Not really.
See, and I find it tough sometimes to believe him, but...
That's what you did out at that hunting trip.
Wake up.
You look down at him and be like, ah, damn.
How's the dating life been for you?
What's been going on, buddy?
I've been getting out there more and more, but still single.
And he's not going to burst or nothing until he's wedded in wedlock as part of
his religious affiliation.
Is that right, bud?
That's correct.
Man.
So do you like, I mean, do you, that's a, and that's part of like, if you're
doing Christianity,
you're probably Muslim, like the main, the main religions, I feel like that's
part of it.
So do you feel like, does it make you nervous, Riley, to be like, to just think
about,
just that you might do it and get married and then get nervous that like it
will go,
just not go how you want it to?
Or like, how do you want it, how do you want it to go the first time?
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like it's gonna, you know,
you know, you know, I'm going to be nervous.
I mean, it might not be as, you know, what I hope, but you know, we'll see.
It may.
How much do you think is in there?
In him?
At least a long time.
How old are you?
24.
Yeah.
How long do you, how much do you think is in there?
Can you feel it?
Oh, at least one of those like medium ice cream cup things.
Uh, no, I don't feel it.
Do you, are, okay, nevermind.
I'm not going to say, we don't know each other.
But you can ask, he's very open about it.
And we've discussed it over the years is that he's waiting for God.
Do you ever just pray that God touches you in your sleep or anything like that?
I don't.
Do you feel like you're, do you feel like you are carrying the extra?
Like, do you feel like your body has stopped?
Your body is like tuned into what you're doing and it's like, all right, let's
just shut down
the production of this stuff for now until we got a wife or do you feel like it's
still
making it?
And if so, where do you think your body's holding it?
Like if you ran out of room in your testicles or wherever it is, where do you
think your,
your reservoirs are?
Um, no, I just, you know, I just don't think about it.
I don't really have any urges.
It never came across in my mind.
But in your mind, what are you talking about?
Like surely you think about women and stuff.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
All the time.
Okay.
So, but then how do you prevent it from getting to that sexual space where you're
thinking
about pleasuring yourself or rubbing your body on the carpet until you ejaculate?
Uh, it, it's just never gets to that point.
Do you think it's cause like you have good self control or do you think that
you were just
blessed with like a unperverted disposition?
So you're just, you just got kind of lucked out basically.
Yeah.
I think it's a mixture of both.
That's the part I have trouble believing sometimes.
And I don't mean, I'm not calling you out about it, but I, do you feel like
dormant?
Do you feel like your wiener is dormant?
Yeah, pretty much.
That's fucking crazy.
I mean, but how are you going to get, I mean, how are you going to take that
into a married
marriage?
I don't know.
It'll probably just, you know, happen when it happens.
Do you worry that when it does happen, it'll be too much?
Like you just held so much of it over the years that it will just be, when it
does come
out, it will be so much.
Yeah.
Like you're going to have to call the manager or whatever.
Oh, probably.
But I mean, that might be a good thing.
Jeez, dude.
How many, so how many kids do you think you're carrying in your body right now?
I don't know.
Jeez.
Maybe six.
Damn, dog.
You're like a dang semen mule.
Well, that's crazy, bud.
What else?
So have you any interesting dates recently, Raleigh?
Kinda.
I have a friend that's been getting me out there more, meeting other girls at,
you know,
random places.
And if you had to describe these girls, like what type of women, like what
ethnicity or
something, give me one word to describe them.
Mostly white, very cute, blonde brunette, doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you worry about meeting someone and like, you meet the woman that you really,
like kind
of woman of your dreams and then you think it's the one, but then at kind of
last minute
she pulls out like, Hey, I want to see if, I want to see if this, this volcano
goes off,
you know, I just want to test it for if it works.
Cause maybe she doesn't want to give me, you know, go into a lifelong
commitment just
to make sure that the, yeah.
Say you meet some broad and she wants to come you up a little before you guys
get hitched.
What, what do you do?
What will you say?
Man, I would, I would probably, uh, can you do that or you can't?
I don't know.
I never really thought about that.
Well, what do you mean?
It's like, do you, what are your rules?
Like, can you do it or not?
You know, like, that's what I'm saying, buddy.
I just, you know, you know what I'm asking him?
Yeah.
I think the rule probably is just, no, can't do it.
Damn.
Man.
Well, it's amazing.
I can't, I don't know anything that hasn't ejaculated in 24 years.
Except for him.
Well, he has.
He has never?
He has.
You think he's lying?
Yeah.
Well, cause it'd be harder to say that if he was in this room, but since he's
in the next
room, I can tell you he's lying.
That's true.
I don't want to say it to his face, but he's lying.
And, and Riley, I don't mean that, like that you've done it to yourself or
anything
like that, but I do think it is, it's science.
Yeah.
That your body will do it.
And that's what, that was our experience.
Our experiment at Barstool was, Will, his name is Robbie.
We said, when will Robbie's body do it itself?
Yeah.
When will it release itself?
If Robbie's not going to do it, when will it release itself?
And it did.
21 days.
Oh, wow.
So I think it's around that.
I think it's, I think you can carry, carry it for about a month before it does
it in
your sleep.
Yeah.
That's what Kevin Gates says.
He does it all the time in his sleep.
Really?
Because he's, he's a semen retender.
Oh yeah.
He's zimed out his head gen or whatever.
Yeah.
So he said all the time, he's just waking up, just sticky, sticky pants.
Right.
Also, I don't, I don't, I don't think like you're lying.
I'm not, I shouldn't have said you're lying.
I just don't think maybe you were sleeping when it happened.
That's what I'm trying to say.
No, if you were sleeping, if you're sleeping, you would know.
Yeah.
Well, you know, maybe not.
Riley, anything else you need to talk about?
What's on your mind?
Um, do I, I'm sorry about what we said earlier.
I'm feeling bad about it.
I'm not.
Someone needs to figure out.
We've long wondered how much, what is the reality of it?
And people say it a lot.
Is Riley really, how real could this be that this man refuses to ejaculate in a
very ejaculatory world?
Yeah, no, it's, it's 100% real.
Do you feel like your joints work better and stuff like that?
Like, I just wonder where is it going?
Cause it's going somewhere.
Cause like you're a human body.
It's all backing up in you.
Like your whole body is full of semen.
How, how, how much food can you eat before you're full?
Uh, a lot.
But do you fall and like cut your leg and it feels so good?
Like what's coming out of you?
That's what I'm wondering.
When you bleed, like, is it white?
Uh, no, it's red.
Damn.
Sheesh.
Do you honestly, and this is a real question.
Do you think something is wrong with you or not wrong, but off with you?
Uh, there might be.
Do you feel like you might have some type of a sexual autism or something like
that?
Uh, possibly.
Yeah.
Are you being serious or not?
No, I mean, yeah, I, I have no idea.
It could be a thing.
Have you looked into that?
I mean, if you, do you get it turned on by women?
Yeah.
How do you know when you're turned on?
Oh, I, I just feel it.
And what does it feel like?
You get erection.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then what do you do?
That's the thing.
It's like somebody hands you a Nintendo switch.
You never turn it on.
No, I mean, it, I mean, I just don't do anything about it.
Do you look at it?
I mean, you have to look at it probably.
What do you?
No.
No, I just leave it alone.
Do you feel like it's like mad at you?
Do you feel like it's feeling like it's being poorly treated?
Hmm.
Like, it's like, it's kind of my, like, it's trying to, it's trying to go in
the game.
And you're like Jameis Winston.
And you're like, no, dude, we're sticking with Andy Dalton.
Yeah, I mean, pretty much.
I feel like he's not giving us much information.
Do you?
I mean, it's a sensitive thing to talk about.
I understand why he would not want to give us information, particularly me,
since I don't
know him, but it is interesting because it sounds like it's, he's lying.
Yeah.
And I'm sorry, Riley.
Am I making you uncomfortable?
No, no, not at all.
Okay.
Would you tell Caleb the truth?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That, that was 100% the truth.
Will you tell me the truth when, after Theo leaves?
I will.
Will it be the same truth you've already told him?
Yep.
One thing we don't realize is all little things have a play in where we are,
whether we want
to admit it or not.
Right.
Because they, they affect how you also then want to do things.
Right.
It may have said him, you know, I don't want to, you know, I don't, I want to
do my own
thing more.
I don't, you know, I like some of this, but I don't like a lot of it.
If I would have never done that experiment on Robbie Fox with the coming, I
would, I would
not think he's lying.
Right.
But since I did that experiment in my life, I know for a fact that he's coming
at nighttime
or even worse or more, more liar-ish during the day.
Right now.
I don't even know what he's doing right now.
I know, dude.
Well, he's all, Riley's kind of a smaller in stature guy.
How tall are you, Riley?
I am 5'4".
And so how much seem, I mean, he's like, has fuller.
He's like, this guy.
You don't, yeah, you got a lot in you, man.
Oh, God.
It'd be beautiful.
I just, I think you men, a lot of older gay men would pay to watch him come the
first
time.
I would pay to know how much it was, just to know.
Someone just give me, text me the number of inches they filled up in like a
water bottle.
How much do you think