Name: Theo Remembers His Childhood Barbers
Uploaded: 2023-04-11T20:29:50.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Remembers His Childhood Barbers' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Remembers His Childhood Barbers' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-11. Transcript available.

so my mother one time took me to get a haircut this lady named miss billy miss
bobby she had
a male name they wanted her to be a man when i met her she was probably 90 or
89 she might have
been 89 she was a barber you know or she at least she owned the barber clothing
where i'm from if
you had the outfit bro that was it you didn't need a diploma where i'm from if
you had overalls
you farmed you might live in an apartment but you got three corn bushes out
front and you doing corn
once a year if you owned a name tag and it said your name on it you walk in any
damn shoney's and
just start working you wasn't on staff it didn't matter you walk in that bitch
you write on there
ricky's daddy or whatever on the time card you clock in as long as you had a
name tag then you
would bam qualified baby that's where i'm from i think her name was miss bobby
so she was a hair
cuter or she had the uniform so at one point the bus driver originally cut our
hair
and he drove bus one mr ray was his name and he pulled the bus over uh once
every couple weeks and
he cut everybody on that bitch everybody got the same cut on that bitch air
body something happened
to him he might have been changing a tire and got hit by a vehicle or something
you know
natural causes or whatever you know whatever natural causes were back then
something happened
mr ray and so we had to go to miss bobby or miss bill i can't remember her name
bobby or billy and they
wanted her to be a man you could tell you sold pictures of her they'd always
her daddy had dressed
her up like a man when she was a kid and they brought even you know you'd see
somebody write man
man in here on her back you know somebody would write that on her back and you
know she'd have a
picture of her in college and somebody written man in in here on her back i
think that that might have
been the original trans was somebody just writing you know man in here man in
here on her back
uh and we got it everybody got the point you didn't have to get the section you
have to do all of that
so it really saves a lot of money which i think that's nice you write man in
here on each arm you
show that to me when i roll up i get it all right bridget i'll call you bradley
i get it boom that's it
we don't need you know we we don't need a lot of other insanity around it if
you trans and out we've
all everybody damn so she was the hair cutter and i was over there one time and
my mom would drop me
off because that old lady she was real chatty she'd talk to me she'd damn she'd
talk to you by the time
she got done talking to you you you know it was she was 91 if she's 90 she's
not it was just like dang
man so she kept talking and so mom would drop me off there mom would drop me
off there and uh
and i get the cut i get that trim but one time i was in there she had a stroke
right
and she's laying on the ground with the scissors you know and i'd never been
around somebody that
had a stroke i didn't know what it was and so i just sat there man you know i
feel bad about it i
was well behaved but i sat there for probably 15 minutes
and i thought she was just being real quiet or something or i don't know what i
thought
maybe she was doing hide and go seek but she just
forgot to hide and thought she was hiding or something i don't know what i
thought at that
age but i remember just being in that room and it was quiet as could be
and then uh her son came or something and he's like what the hell happened in
here and he called me a
sometimes i feel like a little bitch you feel me
sometimes i feel like three tenths of a bitch
i never put on panties or nothing
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