Name: Rich People Sandwiches Hit Different
Uploaded: 2023-04-13T18:36:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rich People Sandwiches Hit Different' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rich People Sandwiches Hit Different' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-13. Transcript available.

When I worked at this place called Dakota Wine and Feed, I would save up.
They had a rich place, dude.
When I was in high school, I went to live with this family and at the edge of
the neighborhood,
they had a fancy little sandwich and liquor shop called Dakota's Wine and Feed.
And they had, dude, they had all type of cheeses in there.
They had Groivere.
They had them Saint-Sierre.
They had that booyah bass.
They had all kind of fucking shit.
French shit.
I mean, let's be honest.
Stuff that's fancy is French.
That booyah bass, bro.
That Brie.
Groivere.
Before that, if I ever even heard of one of these words,
it was usually like kind of a middle name of like a black friend of mine.
You know?
Oh, that's fucking Jerry Groivere Jackson right there.
You know?
Oh, that's Shantisha Brie Crandall.
You know?
So, before that, that's all it was.
But now I'm hearing they had these different types of meats, man.
Proseato.
Fucking lamb.
I didn't even know people was trying to eat lambs, dude.
Where I'm from, you would never eat a lamb.
If you saw a lamb, you'd pet it or look at it while you're trying to go to
sleep.
And then you get over into these fancier areas and these bitches are eating lambs,
dude.
First of all, lamb, number one animal in the Bible.
How about that?
Maybe don't eat it.
Maybe don't eat lamb.
Just for the sole thought that, you know, they say the lamb of God.
Maybe God's trying to drop you a H-I-N-T on what not to H-U-N-T.
You feel me?
Don't kill lambs.
And then you go to these fancy neighborhoods and they eat, you know, they got
them lamb scallions and fucking, you see some rich dude, he's driving a Corvette
and he's just throwing chunks of lamb in the air.
And his little son, little Fauntleroy the Fifth, he's catching them in his jaw.
And they out here eating the damn just fucking, just nibble snacking on the
Lord, doing 45 miles an hour in a school zone.
And probably wearing shoes made out of damn chocolate.
And that's who they are, boy, rich people.
So anyway, I would work in there and I would save these pieces of, um, I would
save up all the nice stuff off of these, the things that rich people didn't eat.
I would save it on one plate.
And at the end of the night, I would make me a big ass sandwich, bro.
One huge rich hitter, dude.
And I'd pick up that big, huge sandwich, bro.
And just take a bite of that thing.
I'd say one damn will have me something nice.
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