Name: Caller Found His Real Mom, But She’s in Prison
Uploaded: 2023-05-03T17:08:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caller Found His Real Mom, But She’s in Prison' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caller Found His Real Mom, But She’s in Prison' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-03. Transcript available.

I was adopted at birth, man.
I don't know anybody from my biological side.
I decided to do some searching.
I found my mother on Facebook.
I found some bad news.
She's locked up right now up north for a while, for quite a while.
I decided to message her yesterday, man.
I only got the balls to message her.
I was nervous.
I didn't know how she would respond, you know.
And she emailed me back this morning, and it was real positive, you know,
like everything she had to say was real positive.
It's just crazy, man.
It's crazy.
You know, that's something I've dreamed about my entire life, like every day,
since I can remember.
I dreamed of being able to talk to my mother, man.
She's going to give me a call this afternoon.
We're going to talk on the phone for the first time.
It's crazy, man.
It's been 32 years since the last time I saw her, you know.
I don't know exactly.
You know, I text my brother, my adopted brother, and let him know.
And then the next thing I did was I hopped on the phone and gave you a call,
man.
I don't know exactly why.
You know, obviously, we don't know each other, but I just wanted to share that
with you, man.
Gang, brother.
Man, thank you, bro.
Thank you, man.
This is a nice, it's just nice.
You know, it's nice that there's something powerful going on in your life and
you thought,
and you, your nature, whoever you are, you thought, hey, man, I'm feeling
something.
There's really something special going on.
I'm going to share it with somebody else.
Not even that it was with me, with this group.
But this is a powerful moment.
I'm going to share this with somebody else.
That's awesome, man.
Thank you for the call.
You got me up in here, dog.
You hit me in those.
Man.
My Tism James is a freaking.
You got me in there with them.
My little skeet almonds.
These things are activated.
You know, it's funny, man.
And you, because you sound like you're in a good place, man.
This is just judgment from this call.
But you sound like you're in a good place.
And obviously, your mother probably isn't in the best place with jail.
But it sounds like you are going to be able to be there.
You may have a chance to be for your mother what she wasn't for you.
Which.
And that you may be strong enough to do that.
And that is, that's on God, man, I think.
Yeah, I can't imagine, you know, waiting your whole life to talk to your mother.
God.
You know, all those times when you don't even realize as a child, as an
offspring, as a creation of something, that you need that thing to be there.
And not even sometimes their voice, but even just in their presence, to know
that something is there.
To support you, just like a wall.
But like a wall that, like, loves you so much, no matter what.
And a wall that's really also a door.
Man.
But it sounds like you, you, however your life has worked out, that you sound
healthy enough where you can, you might be able to be whatever she never had.
In addition to you guys working out your mother-son relationship.
And that's really, that's what I think is amazing about life.
It's like, what am I supposed to, how can I be useful in this situation?
And me, I don't know if I could do that, because I would probably look too much
at my own plight.
I'd be looking too much at, oh, man, my mud this.
And I don't know if I'd be able to turn that corner and say, honestly, hey,
what is, why now are we back together?
And what, how do I look past my own angst or my own, you know, or you may not
even have any more of that shit.
But how do I rise above that to be whatever?
How do I be a great son and an adult son?
You know, I've had trouble evolving in that way and evolving from being just a
son to being an adult son.
It's funny, this is kind of a space that I'm in in my life.
But, man, and I didn't mean to talk about myself so much.
It just, it's powerful that you chose to share that with us, man.
Man, you know how good that makes us feel?
First of all, to have an urban guy call, urban person that even fucking messes
with us, bro.
Praise God, dog.
But even more than that, just that, that you're like, hey, I'm going to, I'm
going to be, that you let all of us, you let us enjoy that moment with you.
You let us in on that, man.
You know how much that, it's going to give us something.
It's going to give us a little bit more faith that's going to get us through
the next day, the next hour.
Some people just might be a minute, but it's going to give us something.
It gives me a real, I want to believe that there's things out there that are
working for good.
That's cool, man.
So excited for you, bro.
If you get a chance, man, hit the hotline again.
I would just love to know how it went, you know?
But if you are in that space where you say, hey, man, this is something
powerful and I'm going to call him a sheriff.
This is, I'm going to let this be a part of this ambiance of this show.
Man, that means a lot.
And, yeah, we'll connect and let me see if there's something nice we could do
to help out or help her.
I don't know.
But somehow, even though it was giving you up or what, I don't know, I don't
know any of it, but she helped make a good son.
You know, she helped make a good son somehow.
So, man.
You know, this stuff like this makes me want to be alive.
It makes me want to be alive.
You know, it's those moments, man, where you fucking something.
You feel something.
God, that shit is high.
That is a high, bro.
That is a high, bro.
Praise God, baby.
Thank you for calling in.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.