Name: How To Bet the Ponies at the Kentucky Derby
Uploaded: 2023-05-06T03:50:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How To Bet the Ponies at the Kentucky Derby' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How To Bet the Ponies at the Kentucky Derby' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-06. Transcript available.

when you get on the horse you're on the horse and you take the horse out to the
what to the
racetrack to like the boating booth you know i'm talking about like oh the paddock
that we call
it the paddock oh the paddock is the circle the little circle where like you
know the horses run
um before we get in top of the horses they like you know there's like the
people can look at them
you know uh if you're gonna bet you're like the gamblers you're gonna look and
see which horse
you like and you can yeah look at them then uh then uh the trainers like like
put like put us on
the horse and then we we go to the racetrack and do the warm the pre-warm-up
before the before the race
okay so if i'm a batter right which nick is but if i'm a batter and i go out to
the paddock is there
anything i can look for as a batter that can give me any sort of insight as to
how the the only thing
that i can that i can that i can that i can give you in a tip sort of you know
try to look for horses
they're not too nervous or sweaty you know because they're usually are like uh
they're not gonna
perform well like most of those horses are like you know they're too nervous
and so sweaty they're
already um spending a lot of energy you know being being like so uh yeah sweaty
horse dude
besides that i'm i'm horrible my wife told me like never to say to give her any
tips about horse
racing because she always loses no does she like to bet or no she does once in
a while i'll be like oh
my god i'm training this course that i really really like you know you should
put some some some money
on them you know and then uh the horse will run third of course and then she'll
be like i don't want
no more tips i think one female um horse won the kentucky derby wow yeah i don't
remember what's the
name of of the horse but yeah a female it's not very common you know but like
yeah no they can run
there's no restriction whatsoever for a female horse not to enter that you just
have to qualify if you
good enough to qualify you can you can run so more more commonly a lot of the
horses that you ride are
male horses i know both it's both yeah do you notice a difference in the horses
oh yeah yeah
really oh yeah the girls are more feisty you have to treat them differently you
have to treat them
different i freaking knew it dude oh they're so you gotta take them to the
movie oh you have to be so
kind and nice to them you open the door yep yeah they're more yeah you have to
be so outside of
the stable just waiting for you to open the door to it yeah yeah yeah they're
so so different
so so really yeah wow i have a lot of luck with phillies with with with female
horses really a
lot of what philly luck you know but they tend to run really well for me really
yeah maybe they like
you huh i guess okay yeah i can see it i can see it man yeah handsome guy i
could see it nick did you
have something else that kind of popped up uh just with like uh the gambling
like how there's always
such a heavy favorite where are they getting that information from what is that
based off of it
if because the horses don't have a ton of history behind them from what i
understand they race for
like a year or two so like how do they know who's the favorite and yeah no they
they we have like
they have the past performances you know you you can see for example um or they
they um we they record
the workouts as well you know so if a horse is working in good times you know
so that tend to be the
or how are they doing it you know there's cameras filming them in the mornings
how they're working and
things like that you know and is all that available to the public if you want
to research yeah yeah that's
available you buy it perhaps dude there is people on there is like the the the
hardcore handicapper or
the heart uh core gamblers you know that they you go you buy this book and you
study this book and
you can see the past performance what they have all kinds of descriptions
whether the horse did
uh if he if he got in any kind of trouble if he broke leg from the gate oh they
has all kinds of
things you know dang speed figures and all this type of thing it goes too crazy
and can a horse spit
do they spit i don't think so no i don't think those are like uh llamas i think
yeah right yeah yeah
you're right winning colors genuine risk and regret yeah the only phillies to
win the kentucky derby
it doesn't look like any female jockeys have won no no no they haven't won i
don't think there's a
female jockey hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can
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