Name: Theo and Glenny Balls are Moved by How Penguins Find Love
Uploaded: 2023-05-10T19:01:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Glenny Balls are Moved by How Penguins Find Love' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Glenny Balls are Moved by How Penguins Find Love' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-10. Transcript available.

Penguins men present the one with a pearl with a pearl yeah I believe that's
how
they find it they find like a pearl or something that's how they propose to
their ladies really yep I think so wow bring that up I'm pretty sure I believe
it's a pearl they definitely find something I was watching an animal show
in time and they like went to the end of the earth to find their thing to
present their lady I think you're watching maybe ice age or something I
think it's something like that using a pearl to propose I think so because I'm
not seeing anything maybe not a pearl but definitely something they like they
have to find something and then give it to the lady I'm pretty sure how do
penguins proposed to one another oh with pebbles pebbles sorry a less fancy
pearl
it's a very good point that's all a pebble is dude yeah a pebble is just a
pearl
it finds the smoothest pebble isn't that nice romance people think romance is
that
huh that's a good point isn't it during courtship a male penguin will find the
smoothest pebble to give to a female as a gift
if she likes the offering she'll place it in the nest and the two will continue
building
up their little pebble mound in preparation for the eggs that's actually
beautiful I didn't
know that yeah I'm crying right now I didn't know that that was their beginning
of the
foundation for their nest for their eggs that's fucking cute dude that is so
romantic
that's romantic because first of all to even be a penguin right and balance a
little pebble
yeah and they don't it's like they look down at pebbles there they got to go
find
the smoothest pebble yeah and first of all how do you even lift the pebble
further because
you can barely even look down I don't think a penguin so you have to almost get
the pebble
way up here look at it maybe kick it yes but then how do you test if it's the
smoothest oh how about
that penguins are wild look at the one of them giving it to the other one with
the beak he gives
it dude it's like when Harry met Sally yeah man that's some that's amazing is
there something else
really romantic that happens in nature see if you can find some some of nature's
best romance because
the only other thing I'd seen is that lizard that guy who's like a total perv
that like
puts like the big fake yeah that's the only other thing I was going to say as
well there was I'm
pretty sure when one of those shows I was watching one time I think it was some
sort of a bird he
literally put on a like a show you think you dance s performance like he
literally it was
unbelievable he looked like it looked like Chris Brown he was great it did and
then I think he
actually the one when they come over so it really had a lot he really pounced
off on the dead a lot
of sea brown it was beautiful to say flamingos dance for their love take us
through that Zach
yeah there's a this article is a couple examples but flamingos dance for their
love I guess in
separate groups um they strut together in search of a mate seahorses I guess
flirt a lot
horny um yeah wolves wolves mate for life now that's interesting wolves mate
for life yeah their
packs are generally like nuclear families that comprise an adult male oh damn
dude did you possibly
see that um that story out of Vegas about a month or two ago that some sort of
dog I think it was not
it wasn't a bulldog I think it was maybe a pit bull was adopted by a pack of
wolves outside of
Vegas and became their leader really yeah animal control found him and took him
back but he became
their leader he was the leader of the pack wow they didn't kill him and then
let him become the leader
huh yeah white dogs started living with coyote pack and Nevada rescued
apparently he became the
leader of the crew wow hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another
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