Name: Do We Need Better Classes in School?
Uploaded: 2023-05-18T22:46:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Do We Need Better Classes in School?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Do We Need Better Classes in School?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-18. Transcript available.

take education to me a lot of it is asinine when they pull people and they're
like hey what do you
want to learn in school people will be like gardening you know or how to have a
friendship
or how to take rejection or how to you know work on a car engine or how to pay
bills right and and
have like a banking account you know all this stuff that they people say they
want you don't
ever spend you don't learn about that you spend my son is 18 like some of the
stuff like his math
class it's like give me a break like he's not going to be a mathematician he's
in like this
it's so hard and it's so pointless and yeah and you get something out of math
like you it exercises
your brain right it's like advanced sudoku right um which is good for brain oh
yeah but it's not
practical at all and like he took this history class and his entire history
class like european
history was just about who won what battle you know in 1707 the french beat the
polish and in 1842 the
english beat the dutch and yeah and the dutch beat the gays and you're like
what is this this is hey
where's this going yeah like who's writing this yeah yeah i agree man but who
cares about that like who
who cares who won the battle of shish kebab and yeah you know in 1684 you know
yeah 100 i'd much
rather learn how to how to you know if i was 17 to have a checking account or
how to grow a cabbage
yeah oh it'd be sick dude you saw some freaking hot chick with a balanced checkbook
and two heads of lettuce you know what i'm saying buddy but dude yeah i agree
there should be class
like i always thought there should be classes on like um like we had spelling
every week right three
kids did the best 16 kids did medium four kids could not spell ever yeah and it
was the same for the
whole like after four weeks let's just say we get we know what's going to
happen yeah let's move on like
i think just like the four let the four kids yes just duke it out among
themselves yeah i was always in
the medium yeah i was a good speller you're a good speller yeah did you ever
make it to some kind of
finals i made it almost but i missed on inconvenience right that's inconvenient
yeah i wrote that line on
the in the office um uh i lost the spelling bee i misspelled the word failure
and uh i actually wrote
that line i felt kind of proud of that here's a class you should have right
rain eye contact
what a great class the first week it's all eye contact how you doing
betty you know what do you what do you what about the second week then you move
up you do nodding
so why don't you just say like interpersonal communication yeah you can't you're
gonna scare
off a lot of people yeah you put that you're scaring off a lot of folks that's
okay let them be scared
okay kids need it people need it right now you know you look on college
campuses and some of the most
popular classes like the most popular class at usc is on friendship
like how to have friendship yeah well yeah i mean because look at what we do
you yeah i think you do
eye contact nodding you if you you you do well in nodding you get to you get to
move into the
handshakers union right and then you're there you're doing real handshakes in
real time with people
right right but you're learning yeah how to communicate how to take rejection
like you said
that'd be great oh damn you suck oh man all right bro but i'm still good at
this right but we teach it's like
we go straight from like dinosaurs to sex ed it's like you believe in tyrannosaurus
rex let's you know
like that's crazy bro yeah that is we there's so much as right none of it is
based on no one has
ever a dinosaur oh i i believe no because they they never overlapped humans and
dinosaurs never
overlapped it's like million a year after the last dinosaur died before humans
there's no pictures of
humans and dinosaurs at the same time well there's no there's no pictures
before 1880
there's paintings but yeah there was no there's no wall carving woolly mammoths
yeah it could be
that someone a woolly mammoth oh yeah in the plasticine the brunettes they
called them back then
yeah in a heart there's so woolly yeah oh especially on a cold night yeah oh
sure oh
oh sure i would braid that tail you could sleep in that vagina it's like a rucksack
oh i bet if they had a newborn baby if they're riding on a woolly mammoth they
just plopped that right in
there yeah why not hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and
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