Name: Is The Rock the Best Person on Earth?
Uploaded: 2023-05-25T15:37:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is The Rock the Best Person on Earth?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is The Rock the Best Person on Earth?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-25. Transcript available.

rock late 90s few cycles of roids at the university of miami yeah moving into
wrestling
kind of puffy defensive lineman body not shredded rock yet side titty rock that's
that's the good
shit right there i'd love to just go pap pap pap oh yeah punch me right in the
fucking face and
knock me into next week god he would oh man i would love that i would love that
fucking veal
baby that fucking chest veal that side yeah that side veal and then he just and
then i just wake up
my teeth are gone and just taste the iron of my own blood in my mouth and go
the rock motherfucker
the rock punched me in the face yeah dude i was there when the rock came back
dude what do you
mean i went to one summer slam in my whole life or whatever it was and it was
the one where the rock
came back dude and it was the roof blow off the fucking joint i'll i remember
like it was yesterday
man the music came on and i didn't know really what was going on you know i had
i kind of bowed out of
kind of whenever uh the big boss man died okay you know yeah next thing you
know there was this mexican
father and son right and the son was probably six years old and the dad was
maybe 35 and they
were the same height okay and they were both wearing
the rock belts right and they just started bawling crying together at the same
time dude it's and he
came out it's a religious experience it was unreal he's the best person on the
planet i've always said
i mean i've been saying and i'm not alone in this he's the best person in the
planet run the rock third
party might have a chance i don't think that he i think that he would get pilfer
from both you know from
the the yeah the dems and the gop i think that he's the only person who could
do that tom hanks
couldn't do that miley cyrus couldn't do that but uh maybe miley tom tom hanks
i think he's just
beloved enough he's beloved enough but then you know there's there's uh there
are some people who
are like he eats babies yeah so there's enough people that are like he eats
babies no he doesn't
yes so that's gonna that'll affect your ability to get into office but the rock
he's the best human being in the world yeah he's big he's powerful he
definitely he's kind of you
can't tell if he's like mexican or black or or kind of like off-white or semi-white
or gloss or matte
he's gonna be yeah he's definitely not gloss or matte he's like a he's like a
tablet that you can read
books on yeah it's not shiny or one of those like frames that you get for your
your parents where they can
where it's like oh new pictures show up and you just upload them and it doesn't
look like a screen
well you know what he is he's if you put in to do if you put into ai hey give
me the best person
yeah a man that you could make yeah you'd get that guy and and he's also that's
right that's what all
americans will look like if we last a thousand years oh we're beige power dude
nobody realizes that
we are four generations away from everybody in beige yes that's why it's like
even when i like
four generations from everyone being beige oh dude it's like you can't even be
racist
now without a chart i feel like you have to be able to carry the one you got a
chart you know what
i'm saying yeah i miss the old days you'd be like hey yeah you are black yeah
you all right
yeah you are chinese or you are japanese you are a south asian indian person
now it's like what a
german indian with also american indian in them i know oh yeah no black alzheimer's
dude well we were you know
we but we were raised in south america because my grandma's argentina well how
did that happen well
she and then you know the indians somebody came on a boat yeah it's all
horrible this it's all
unrealness so it's like yes i just missed the old days when it was like this is
who did it officer yeah
and he was black now you gotta like have all these other oh man possibilities
yeah yeah yeah yeah uh
gee whiz but it's definitely i think we are like you're saying we're all headed
to be in beige the
rock is the perfect ai male no doubt um yeah shredded 50 years old and can whoop
anyone's head uh oh and
he looks like he could blow a dude just with his out with like uh he could wink
on your dick and you'd
come yeah he's yeah he's a beautiful man and everyone can agree on it and woman
too some you know
sure with a lot of these new women i think a lot of women look at him and be
like i can do it you know
yeah he yeah if he decided to be like you know to go into like the winter olympics
and on the women's
luge team or something oh that would be that would be awesome skip the whole
power lifting thing you know just
find some like find a specific sport he could be like the new x games like
women's champ riding a b can
you imagine the rock riding a bmx bike doing 360s and in the air that would be
cray i actually that's
one they almost can't imagine him doing that's the one thing yeah until ai can
be an audience for ai
and we're just extinct and it's just computers just i don't even understand why
you would need a planet
at that point we're going to need humans until that point yeah i mean whatever
we rule right i
mean we make soup out of sharks and yeah we do whatever the we want oh yeah
until dogs get super
smart like in that rick and morty episode uh it's still going to be us i think
we're still the champs
it's uh there's not going to be a whole so long as the rock is around yeah yeah
there's if there's
someone who can up ai it's the rock yeah i always say pour water on it just if
we don't like ai
very simple pour water on it um uh but the rock could actually that would be
like a good a great
comeback and wrestling fans are always they thought it was going to happen this
year with the rock versus
his uh actual uh cousin of sorts they're related in some way roman reigns who
is the universal and
world heavyweight champion uh people thought the rock was going to come back if
somehow vince mcmahon
and uh triple h and stephanie mcmahon could put together the rock versus ai
yeah that would be a
good one and my money's on the rock even though the outcomes are predetermined
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