Name: Bras, Breasts, and Love w/ Brianna Chickenfry
Uploaded: 2023-06-06T18:23:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bras, Breasts, and Love w/ Brianna Chickenfry' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bras, Breasts, and Love w/ Brianna Chickenfry' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-06. Transcript available.

when do you get like your first brassiere or whatever like do they and how do
you even get
that do they like mail it to you or something like how do you even get like you
got i stole
my first one really yeah i stole my first one i was scared so i don't have a
good relationship
with my mom so i'm gonna be like mom let's go get a bra yeah i was like talia
my best friend
let's go to the mall let's steal bras yeah yeah we stole thongs we stole bras i
didn't need one
though i still didn't i got a boob job so i didn't ever need one yeah were you
just very
more lean chested kind of yeah yeah yeah it was lean there was nothing there
damn buddy yeah
yeah buddy that's what everyone called me yeah that's buddy like damn little
brother yeah little
brother it's like fuck yeah i always well i guess i know i never wondered that
but i guess i was just
thinking about that yeah like do you how do you get a bra if you're a girl like
you know it's like the
government like mail you like your first bra or is it like they give you this
book actually in fifth
grade they give all these girls a book and it like shows you all the different
size of nipples and all
the different size of boobs and then it shows you where you can go yeah it's
the best book ever
wow it was cool yeah teaches you about like periods and stuff it does
everything everything and who
gives it to you a parent gives it to the child i'm sure no it was um it was
always the it was a
nurse oh at school yeah that's cool yeah it wasn't parent thing yeah dude the ymca
man i fell in love
with a girl there one time because she um she had tits right nobody had ever
seen them ever i mean none
of our friends i remember we came we're like damn what's wrong with her you
know i think she has
cancer like on her chest like beautiful cancer you know because she just had
these you know she had
them gross on her we'd never seen it and uh she ended up getting killed years
later oh i know wasn't
cancer i don't know what god that'd be crazy if it was but she got murdered or
she what if it was
breast cancer that she died i hate to say that because it's very sad and it
takes a lot of people but
i wouldn't be shocked that she had so much how young was she with the breasts i
mean i don't know
we didn't know what they were like i remember were they like somebody thought
she was having twins
or something because you saw like two heads coming out of her body where there's
veins we didn't see
them that good damn i mean we drew so many pictures of them and we fucking
guessed what they
were like boy i guess yeah like i remember we'd shake each other and be like
describe our fucking
tits to me like we were we really really were excited you know we couldn't help
it we were just
human males yeah um how old when you're a human male how old do you start
getting excited about tits
like when are you like whoa
well i think there's two things there one there's like a physiological part of
it
physiological is that a word that physiological physiological your body you can't
help it
like you'll be like um
your all your blood will run to the like all your blood will run to the front
of your body if a woman's
around like literally you'll feel the back of your body just kind of like sag a
little like you're just
yeah go cold like you're so there's just you can't help that right and so and
that's what happens
with your wiener your wiener is just the it's like the oh it's a forerunner for
it yeah it's like uh
it but you know on a turkey whenever it gets warm enough in that thing pot it's
just like that
it's like this is that's like some of the blood's like hey we found a way it's
just like hey this
is as far as we can go you know oh yeah just yeah just an arrow that's it it's
like yeah it's
basically like over there yeah oh okay yeah so uh so that happens but then
there's another there's like a visual
thing that kind of happens i think um when somebody has breath and you start to
see them you know
and then you're real kind of so there's that thing going on i think there's two
things but i don't
know what age it's at just whenever you hit whenever you hit puberty but it can
be before
that if somebody like gets you real visually intrigues you're almost intrigued
from like a
curious standpoint because you know one day you can you're gonna care right or
you just wonder what's
going on here something's changing i want to know i'm curious what's happening
um and then i was at
summer camp and they had a guy and he was dating one of the counselors and like
you said it was through
ymca so it was just like yeah they're just like the oldest kids get to watch
the other kids right
and he would let us look down his girlfriend's shirt for a little while no yeah
his girlfriend
yeah yeah he like kind of got off on her or something at the park so i remember
especially
if it rained out and there wasn't anything for us to do he'd let us get in line
and look
did you look yeah i looked dude dude it was so awesome i couldn't even see that's
how awesome it was
it was i would look and i was you were done i was blinded by my own excitement
for it
like i'll be like dude i didn't see and he's like you just looked like but i
didn't see dude you blinked
damn you're so excited oh yeah we were god we were so excited hope you enjoyed
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