Name: Brianna Chickenfry to Open Her Own Animal Sanctuary
Uploaded: 2023-06-10T16:11:45.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brianna Chickenfry to Open Her Own Animal Sanctuary' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brianna Chickenfry to Open Her Own Animal Sanctuary' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-10. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan says one day he would like to go paint you know he always wanted to
paint he never got I
mean everybody wants to damn paint you know everybody wants to do arts and
crafts it's like
it was the funnest class at school it's so fun but we all everybody got caught
up doing the other
classes you know no I'd want to do I'd want to have like a sanctuary an animal
sanctuary oh god
a big farm what not why not what fucking hashtag are you following huh what do
you mean are you
following gold diggers with animal sanctuaries are you on that yeah every goal
like there's so many
chicks out there it's like what do you want to do and they're like I want to
have some um free-range
dolphins in our yard like there's some bitches out there that are like I want
to help people say
raccoons are so violent they don't they've never treated them the way I have
bitch if two raccoons
fucking get near you and you're fucking Joe's juice they will beat the living
shit out of you
yeah that's true though I want to have my own sanctuary I don't want to have
anyone else's
sanctuary okay and what kind of animals are we talking over there and be honest
like cows horses
okay look hold on cows don't need a sanctuary dude yes they do whenever I ever
pass a cow and they're
fucking having a tough time oh no you save the cows that are going to be butchered
nah and then they come
to my sanctuary nah nah cows what do you want me to have you want me to have
like uh you want me to
have like exotics I want you to have an animal that needs some fucking help so
you know what I'm saying
like a sloth maybe get them fucking hook them up with a motor skill person or
something you know
or like uh or rub a little bit of gasoline in it or first something that's
going to help them speed
up a little okay but I think cows all they do they eat all day they stand there
they pass gas they're
having a great time they're like a stepdad they're like a fucking fat stepdad
you know I don't think
yeah you can't have a rescue with cows in it dude yes you can you can totally
have a rescue with cows in
it come on they're getting slaughtered every day they fucking we need them dog
yeah I mean yeah I know
I'm not even a vegetarian or anything oh come on you can't be somebody imagine
you break into somebody's
property and you steal a cow in the middle of the night like what the hell yeah
to save it you know
there's not that movie where that cow gets like that's not so I think I like
your idea and I love
your attitude but I think part of it is just a bad idea well the animal I don't
know and I shouldn't
be telling you it's a bad idea it's a sweet idea yeah no um so so what so a sloth
I guess or maybe
like um what animal needs it well I'll tell you what the animal needs to be
freed or whatever is
zebras I mean they put the bars on them bitches they gotta fucking get those
animals free dog
damn that's true free zebras dude imagine walking around where everybody thinks
you're in jail
no matter where you are that's fucked yeah okay so I would do zebras okay I
would do zebras see that
kind of fits with you too I think like here you go there's a zebra she's rescuing
it that's kind of
cool I think that's cool right yeah but I would have to do I have to do like 10
I can't just do one
that's fine yeah I have to have a bunch of zebras really you want so you want
and is that the only
animal you want or you think more animals well I wanted cows but my cows yeah
yeah your animal
sanctuary yeah that's just that's just that's a backup but where could you do
that in Southie
could you do an animal sanctuary in Southie like what would that I mean I mean
some Bruins fan is
fucking just walking by just smoking a Doral just looking in the fence like oh
look at these
motherfucking sloths huh yeah you could I feel like it do well honestly I don't
know those people
never see that type of shit they don't leave Southie I don't know they'd be
like oh this sloth
this sloth uh yeah they would just like keep comparing the sloth to like bad
quarterbacks that
they've had yeah yeah or bad pitchers in uh that they've had in Boston yeah it'd
be something like
that it'd be good I feel like it'd be good for the community for the community
yeah yeah I think it
would they don't get to see much they don't leave you come back outside of your
sloth this
fuck is smoking yeah real slow um yeah I think that could be nice now I think a
unique Boston zoo
would be really great yeah that's what I'm saying right in the city well we got
the Franklin zoo
they don't have much there what happened they don't have much really yeah it's
like uh it's like the
bottom of the barrel we've got like two two gorillas and then like hyenas they
have hyenas
but they're in like the same they're in the same thing they're like coexisting
it's it's sad
they don't even sell like they don't even have a concession stand or anything
really yeah no giraffes
nothing oh like llamas so it's like a petting zoo but they market it as it's
like big zoo but it's
really just my zoo and selfie like that's what it is it's nothing good they're
just play there's a
there's a soundtrack that's playing the sounds of like of like big animals in
the distance yeah
yeah it's more like and then they just have like a big reptile section oh yeah
but it's just like
you just snakes the garden snakes and shit and it's always closed because Donna
got bit by something
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