Name: Theo and Duncan Trussell Talk About Placenta For Way Too Long
Uploaded: 2023-06-22T23:33:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Duncan Trussell Talk About Placenta For Way Too Long' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Duncan Trussell Talk About Placenta For Way Too Long' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-22. Transcript available.

say you saw a little bucket of uterus or a bucket of uh not uterus but what's
the placenta right if
you saw a little placenta on the ground you'd be like oh look if you didn't
know it's placenta
say you're walking by you'd be like oh my god have you seen live placenta a
hippopotamus sneezed
over here no dude when i saw placenta for the first time when my wife gave
birth it's an alien
like that is not of this world it's the it's the craziest thing you've ever
seen and it's just
they just grow that man they can just do that it's an organ that they grow and
then and then eject
it's nuts who does it who does what grows it well i mean i'm assuming like it's
something you know the
dna it's like you know once you get once you're pregnant it just sort of it
just you their body's
not oh women who did you think i said i don't know i thought someone was
growing it somewhere
my friend's a placenta farmer and he invited me over and it was just you they
grow it in aquariums
lots of jizz it's basically jizz and honey and like you know depending like
everyone has a different
recipe yeah you have a bunch of there's a bunch of asians beating the rice off
of it out in like
little boats there's all kinds of ways to make placenta theo these days
especially my grandmother's
placenta recipe is insane oh yeah dude that yeah i've had paella i've had placenta
it's like
just depends on the holiday oh my god when you get a wonderful placenta it's
just so it's so great
harder to find these days i don't mean to be like an old man and complain but
when i was younger you
would get like much better placenta oh the christmas placenta my grandparents
would bring over
oh my god oh my god the smell of fresh placenta bubbling on the stove
cinnamon roasting on an open fire god it was good and my grandmother would put
cinnamon on hers
are you kidding me it's so interesting man it's so interesting yeah so this was
like a big in my
family over christmas dinner my grandma my grandfather was like why don't we
add cinnamon to the placenta
and like my grandmother just started weeping and walked out of the room so ever
since then i've been
afraid to try it but i've heard it gets you super high yeah it's a real uh i
mean it's brought families
together for years i think yeah i think it's an american tradition i don't know
why people are against it
it's just like what you can you can adapt you can adjust yeah have you ever
read grapes or wrath dude
if we that book was a half chapter away from them eating a bowl of boiled placenta
that's right
yeah just eat it eat the placenta eat whatever you want i mean the last page of
that book they're
breastfeeding off their own sibling i think because they were so starving in
that book well i mean did
you hear like when they recovered jim morrison's body in the bathtub in paris
his mouth was full of placenta a lot of people think it was heroin that killed
him but like he got
high and choked on placenta oh like parisian placenta which is good oh yeah i'm
not to sound snobby but
the i don't think anything beats the placenta of france yeah
you sound exactly like someone serving placenta in paris you've done this you've
been on the
placenta tours i went on a whole placenta bike tour of paris i was best week of
my life
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