Name: Garth Brooks is Very Aware of Tom Segura
Uploaded: 2023-06-28T16:53:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Garth Brooks is Very Aware of Tom Segura' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Garth Brooks is Very Aware of Tom Segura' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-28. Transcript available.

Garth Brooks what happened oh yeah I saw this Garth Brooks is he's gonna have
bud light at
his bar Tommy yeah he's not gonna he's refusing to ban it was it was hilarious
yeah wow is right
down here I know it sounds corny I want it to be the Chick-fil-a of honky-tonks
about his new bar
um in Nashville I want it to be a place you feel safe in I want it to be a
place where you feel
like there are manners and people like one another and he added something there
yes we're going sorry
go down if you go down he says and yes we're going to serve every brand of beer
we just are it's not
our decision to make well yeah it is your decision to make yeah our thing is
this if you are into this
house love one another if you're an asshole there are plenty of other places on
lower Broadway oh wow
shots fired kind of yeah and there it is Dylan Mulvaney they're gonna get in
there do you want to hear
something that I just heard yeah so I've talked about him quite a bit about Garth
Brooks I know you
guys have had some issues and I found out this is dude I found out first I got
word about a year ago
from like a like a hundred percent reliable source sounds seems good um that um
I was like does he know
and they're like oh yeah yeah he knows and I was like is he upset and they're
like he's just like
doesn't get it like doesn't know why you're talking about him I was like okay
and then
recently I guess uh so he just blocked me on Instagram oh um and I was like uh
oh it's finally he finally
blocked me you know uh and then the person another person told me they go yeah
I heard this person
said to me that they heard from a reliable source that when my name comes up to
him that he on his
phone shows the video of me playing basketball and falling and he goes karma
karma yeah and I was like
like that's fucking pretty amazing wow that a serial killer is finding it in
their heart to say karma
for the other person like this man has I mean people are saying this man is
responsible for
hundreds of missing people and he's gonna say that it's karma well yes somebody
matched up I saw
something where they matched up like his tour dates with missing people that's
that's the whole like
that's the premise of this idea like people are like saying that I'm you know
like trolling the guy
all I'm doing is repeating what I've heard that allegedly his tour schedule
aligns with like
dozens of missing persons yeah and so oh well that's I mean it's just something
that like at least you
would bring up and talk it's like why do people talk about UFOs you know why do
why why have the
conversation about something in the like well because people are saying that
that could be
a visitor from another planet right are we not going to have even a
conversation about it right if
if if 75 people are missing and they're all in cities that like he's been in I
mean it's it's
it's logical to say well okay and look at him there you telling me I'm not
telling me he's done anything
but that's the the the smile and the stare of a guy who has never done anything
illegal I don't know
and how much land he has too so much land you wouldn't even know if somebody
was missing or if
you'd put somebody somewhere or not so much land he's the easter bunny of
bodies kind of oh yeah
and he's so but here's the thing it's the perfect you're so beloved huh that
like oh yeah no you
know imagine the authorities too they'd be like I'm sorry we were this is crazy
but we actually had
a a dog that can smell you know uh corpse and it was on your property and it
just went crazy
and then he'd be like I don't I'm Garth Brooks yeah they're like yeah you're
right you're right
sorry we're gonna head on out yeah we were thinking we signed this for my son
yeah exactly
my dog the dog actually had a seizure on your property uh never had a smell
like that in its
life but uh my son actually went missing on your property in case he comes back
we signed this
guitar yeah appreciate you g hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch
another and you can watch
this one you can watch this one different options different choices some guy
just brings you
one option not this guy two options watch one this one or this one