Name: Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt Were An All-Time Comedy Duo
Uploaded: 2023-07-10T22:04:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt Were An All-Time Comedy Duo' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt Were An All-Time Comedy Duo' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-10. Transcript available.

God bless you, man. Just go ahead and get in the car and make it home safe, man.
You know how good he feels right now?
It's so good, dude.
Fucking Lee Syatt is like, I fucking took this shit down.
Make it home safe, buddy.
Damn, dude, Lee Syatt, bro.
How fucked up could Joey Diaz get that guy here?
Oh, my God.
How is there not a call to a welfare line?
Can I tell you something, too?
Because I love Joey Diaz, but he was actually like a virus to that man.
Like, do you know what has happened to Lee since party?
He lost 150 pounds.
Not an exaggeration.
150 pounds.
He's like, oh, free of Joey?
Like, he just totally has, like, blossomed.
Look at him.
Oh, my God, dude.
He looks, yeah, he looks good.
He looks exactly like the guy we just saw in the last video.
Yeah, he does, dude.
Holy shit, look at him.
Congrats to Lee.
Yeah, Joey, like, you're not doing well enough, Lee.
You need another couple 2,000 milligrams, dude.
Lee's over there wearing floaties.
I'd never seen somebody so high.
They had floaties on.
And here's the thing.
Lee couldn't say anything, so he would be like, I'd be like, Lee, and he'd go,
yeah.
I was like, are you all right?
He was like, oh.
And he'd forget to, like, click.
He was just sitting there, snoring, sitting down, like, snoring in his seat.
And then Joey's like, look at this fucking idiot.
He's like, you know what he does all day?
He watches SportsCenter.
I hear his phone go, da-na-na, da-na-na.
I'm like, get your fucking shit together, Lee.
I'm like, you are crippling this man.
SportsCenter is all he can handle.
He's working an enterprise rental now, dude.
He's fucking doing good.
Wow, yeah.
There should be a documentary one day made on Joey and Lee and, like, a coming
back together.
They meet at a park by a lake.
Is this them recently?
That might be an old picture.
There was nothing like those two.
They were like, who was a name of a better comedy duo?
You know what this is like, though?
This is like the guy on the left, Lee, gets locked up in prison with the
veteran.
You know, the guy that's been locked up.
That's what their relationship was like.
Here's what you're going to do, all right?
You stay away from the blacks.
You mind your business.
You shower when I shower.
And, like, and then you eat this shit.
It's just, like, in another dimension.
Yeah, brother.
He's 84 ounces of Alfredo.
Dude, he would melt his brain.
Unreal.
He would melt his brain.
Dude, what was the time?
One of my favorite times ever when I got there, there was...
Look at that fucking pillow somebody made.
Have you done...
Have you seen the one...
Have you seen the one where Lee is...
Like, he falls asleep alone on...
On the show?
Yeah, I think he's, like, he's working it and then he's, like...
And he comes to it and he's, like, oh, fuck.
Like, he just...
It's...
It's...
I've watched it.
He's so fucking high that he falls asleep and wakes himself up.
And he's, like, I don't even know what's happening.
I don't know if he's, like, he's streaming or something, like, on Twitch.
I don't know what...
But it's on YouTube.
And it's...
It is...
It's so amazing.
It's, like, Lee...
Dude, the best...
One time I went in and there was a squeal in the headphones when I went in.
Yeah.
It was...
I was, like, Lee, there's some feedback or something.
By the end, two and a half hours later, the...
Lee was like this.
He was the squeal.
Yeah.
And we had gone full fucking circle, man.
Yeah.
Kick that mule, Lee.
Look.
He's, like, look.
And listen.
Listen to the audio.
He's broadcasting right now.
Oh, damn, dude.
He's fucking out of his mind, dude.
That's a good place.
And that's just...
That is...
If Joey is really close to you, this happens to you.
Oh, yeah.
When he drugged me...
Yeah.
He fucking tricked me.
He's done it a couple times.
But the worst one was when I was in Miami.
And he told me I was taking a 10.
And it just fucking...
It ruined two days of my life.
Oh, yeah.
Right?
Like, two days of my life.
And...
I mean, I was, like, just...
I mean, I was crying and shit.
Oh, yeah.
I was on a flight with him.
Oh.
And he's like, oh, you need a baby Xanax right now.
Yeah.
I was like, for what?
He goes, give you and you out.
I'm like, I don't think this is the fucking formula.
You need a chewable, son.
Yeah, get a chewable.
And I go, dude.
And when I finally, like, recovered, I called him.
I was like, what the fuck, dude?
He goes, you needed it.
I go, I needed what?
You needed a reset.
And I go, why did I need one?
He's like, it's good for you.
I saw what was happening.
Like, this kind of vague.
Oh, yeah, he always says that.
What was happening?
He's like, nah, you know, you were getting, you know, a little...
It's good now.
Now you're ready to go.
I'm like, ready to go?
Where am I going?
Yeah, I'm at a grey outstation.
Yeah, man, I was fine.
He's like, no, no, no.
I did you a fair...
It was fun.
I go, for who?
He is, dude.
He's the best salesman, bro.
Yeah, he just says, like, these little...
And he says it with his, like, little phrase.
Doing great, yeah.
Yeah, and you're like, that's...
God loves you, buddy.
Yeah, and you're like, good.
Now you get back to chopping up vinegar and carrots.
And you're like, the fuck are you talking about, man?
What about that Owen Benjamin?
Oh, he's fucking lost his mind, huh?
She'll say shit like that and then fucking just disappear, dude.
Unreal.
Un-fucking-real, dude.
Look, if that doesn't do it, I don't know what does.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.