Name: Hulk Hogan Shares Crazy Ric Flair Stories
Uploaded: 2023-07-27T17:20:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hulk Hogan Shares Crazy Ric Flair Stories' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hulk Hogan Shares Crazy Ric Flair Stories' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-27. Transcript available.

so how was flair did you behave at all dude the guy i'm gonna just go out on a
limb and say the
guy's got some issues you think yeah i mean he just he'd drink his own blood if
it hit you told
him that gin in it i think yeah 30 years i never saw him take a drink of water
yeah brother breakfast
hard liquor vitamins hard liquor yeah lunch a couple beers hard look at night
wine i love him
to death oh yeah but i never saw him drink drink any water until recently and i
think he's back off the
water back on the roll again yeah he said he's back yeah he said he did 30 days
sober and then walked
across the street to a bar and turned in his chip yeah for a drink the funny
part is he can he just
can he's that's who he is he's the man the funny part is when he was had that
really serious health
issue yeah um i got a call from wendy and it didn't look good so i flew up got
a plane right
away flew up to atlanta and uh i walked in the doctor pulled me started saying
your buddy here
has destroyed his body the inside of some of his intestines and stuff were
dying and stuff because
he's got a five percent chance of making it through the surgery so he goes in
we wait jimmy hart was with
me we waited we waited we waited he comes out he's still alive um his girl's
crying his daughter ashley's
crying i'm sitting there holding his hand holding his hand five percent chance
to make it he opens his
eyes he looks up at me he goes hogan get me a six pack i went what first thing
he said to me get me a
six pack when he woke up yeah i'm not shocked man oh no i was just tripping man
just kind of blew my
mind you know yeah yeah he's a good guy bro he's one he's he's the best there
ever was he's uh well
he would he and he says that about you you know no he's the best there ever was
is he the better
wrestler is he the better is he the best entertainer is he the best wrestler he
was more consistent
because i quit and i really didn't care about the business i came from playing
in a rock and
roll band yeah and that whole attitude but once he got in and he was you know
he was real consistent
and he held it down like when i was doing the new york madison square garden
thing he held the southern
belt thing down which was actually a little harder because he was going an hour
every night sometimes they
do like what they call it broadways where nobody wins you do like two hour
broadways with harley race
just just those just those two in the ring yeah because they didn't want to
switch belts so and
they didn't want to make either wrestle with that's okay you're going our broadway
tonight
wow if somebody told me to go on our broadway actually just beat me i'm out of
here i'm going to
get room service and a beer yeah but no i i say he was the best server was
simply because
he was so consistent now if you're talking about who drew the most money or
internationally who
saturated all the international markets over the years you know i had more time
and i had more
seat time like a good race car driver i had more seat time in all these foreign
markets and rick spent
the majority of his career down south and he didn't have that yeah that swing
arm to plug into mozambique
zambaui malaysia all these places where people will know who hulk hogan is but
they might not know who
tom brady is right but you know he uh he was the man i love working with him
yeah yeah he he um he's a
scrappy he just will not be denied really you know there's something about him
and there was something
about that whole nwa um i don't know if it was awa or nwa at that time when he
was really the king of
it you know but it came on i think on sunday night like it was almost like i
had friends that watched
wrestling right they knew you but i knew if they really watched wrestling if
they knew about um if they
knew about nwa you know that's when you could tell if they were that next level
of you know
there's a lot of guys that just couldn't even read and they'd be in the stands
yelling just signs
misspelled yeah you had to be dialed in to be like that whole crockett southern
belt promotion you had
to be a wrestling fan oh you'd have rabies i feel like i was more accessible to
the housewives and the
kids that didn't know what wrestling was yeah you know so it was a whole
different thing but then rick
came our way yeah and i'd been begging him come up there for years he wouldn't
leave and then uh once
he came up then we started rocking you know was it scary whenever he got over
to wwe did you feel a
little bit of like holy how's this gonna go because that's that's a lot of ego
you know it's a there's
at that point there's a lot of ego there can only be so many men on the top of
the you know on the
mountaintops well it's kind of like you know it's hard to explain but i play
the dumb fox a lot you know
and for me i'm always looking who's got the big dollar sign on their chest yeah
and i don't mean
to be an egomaniac but i mean i could actually wrestle anybody at that time and
sell out i mean
we sold out everywhere constantly for years yeah it didn't matter if i wrestled
flair or kamala or
paul orndorff mr wonderful or it didn't matter one man you could wrestle hunter
biden dude i'd come
but yeah it was uh it was it wasn't that with me it was i wanted him to get
over so i would have
somebody to work with and chase you know so that was me it was about for me it
was like the old school
thing the money and the miles you know so you know i wasn't really um that into
being on the road or
getting beat on every night yeah but there was so much paper involved bro i was
in yeah but i i didn't
take tylenols advil or leave for for months now and i haven't drank since january
1st but when i go nice
congrats when i go the other way you can ask flair it gets ugly you're going in
huh oh yeah well flair
look i mean yeah flair definitely i mean he can say whatever he wants about me
but i put his ass to bed
every time yeah oh i believe that because he's at nine o'clock vote come on
nine o'clock yeah he's down
last night he invites us out right so we get out of work we had a show last
night we get out
we uh text his uh the lady is his assistant or whatever she's like oh he just
who's that now
who's the new victim her name is gia she's i mean i'll tell you this she's uh
she lifts chest a lot i'll tell you that okay i'll say that typical flair i
love it she skips
she skips arm and leg day but she really yeah uh and she said oh it's not he
just went to bed you
know i just put him to sleep but he lives that thing he usually sneaks off on
you though really
i could see you'll be drinking at the bar drinking the bar and you'll think he's
going to the bathroom
you don't come back yeah and there's usually this huge tab that he leaves so he's
got it down brother
believe me i know yeah that's crazy yeah short story flair story yeah
in between back surgery number four or five or six whatever it was i booked
this hulkamania tour
the first time i've ever booked a tour on my own overseas right australia so i
hire flair and
hire a bunch of wrestlers come with me flair goes hey i need my money up front
okay rick sure all right
for one of his wives i bet he brought one of them with him yeah actually he
divorced right he's always
got a wife on him somewhere yeah and so i paid him up front and uh all of a
sudden we're getting ready
to go to australia oh my back you know it goes out again and now the tour is
booked i'm following
britney spears around i'm a day behind her her tour picking up leftovers yeah i
thought and uh
so my back around i had to have another back surgery right before i left and i
had stitches
on my back when i went over there you know still that's how crazy i used to be
you know you need
yeah we travel you need to lay in bed about six months back surgery i was gone
let's go on wednesday
we're out of here so i told flair yeah thank you yeah so we get over there and
the greatest thing was
the first night in sydney sydney australia britney spears got mad and shot the
crowd of bird right
so nobody came to her tours right the rest of the tour so we bounced around and
picked everybody up
you know and i wrestled flair a bunch over there and every night he'd come to
me he goes hey i need
another five grand tonight what i already paid you oh no i need another five
grand i said okay well here's
five grand and then he kept doing i said rick why am i giving you five grand
well you know we're drawing
such big crowds you know you you know you need to pay me another five grand so
i paid another five grand i went
down to the bar he's buying drinks for everybody i mean paying for everything
that's what he's doing
with the five grand he's keeping everybody in the bar to party with him all
night you know and he wasn't
going to bed at nine o'clock back then he doesn't like to be alone he said he
said there's been times
in his life where he didn't he couldn't absolutely couldn't stand to be alone
yeah i thought it was
interesting yeah because some people they like their piece they like their
their space um yeah he just it
it was interesting even talking to him he just is who he it seems like there's
there's not a lot of
getting he's just the nature boy that's who he is bro that's who he is it's
very admirable and it's
interesting you know but i mean that is who he is he likes to have a good time
and he will find it no
matter what and he wants you to have a good time too i don't think i could be hulk
hogan 24 hours a day
yeah i don't think i could i wouldn't make it hope you enjoyed that video and
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