Name: Who Will Win The Elon vs. Zuckerberg Fight?
Uploaded: 2023-08-08T01:59:39.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who Will Win The Elon vs. Zuckerberg Fight?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who Will Win The Elon vs. Zuckerberg Fight?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-08. Transcript available.

zach do we have any other good news was there anything else that we were
looking at in the news
that was interesting um yeah well uh so it looks they just tweeted this photo
last night of elon
musk is training for his fight with mark zuckerberg i guess lex friedman that's
awesome that he's
training i love it and i really want to see this fight because it it will be
entertaining regardless
of how good of a fight it is uh i thought i read something about how elon musk's
mom doesn't want
him to fight and came out and said like the fight is canceled wow but maybe
that's fake news i don't
know i have no idea um yeah i mean it's hard to know these days what is news
what is being used as
like a ploy to push something um i think that don't encourage this match maya
musk
okay wow well i think she must know that elon i think they say that zuckerberg
can actually
well you see mark zuckerberg he's a lot younger than elon right he's only 5 7
now elon's 5 10 or 11.
i don't know the weight difference but if you have a guy that's really strong
that's small i think he's
gonna defeat a guy that's weak or that's big well and also elon isn't known for
being like a fighter
at all and i feel like no i feel mark tr like trains he works right he trains
he's like he's like in the
jeff uh bezos camp of like he got rich and then now he just eats space food and
uh treats his body like a
temple yeah i mean mark hasn't blinked probably since 91 or 92. yeah i think he
had the surgery
i mean you can see that he's writing an algorithm with his eyes bro yeah dude
he isn't he is
human ai right there it totally is there's no doubt about it he very much has
an ai look and elon looks
i think i just don't i don't know how elon wins but if elon is low-key i mean
you don't even look at
he's holding those boxing gloves correctly if you look at the boxing gloves
picture yeah he's that chin
is way out there buddy yeah that's a great point even just right there yeah and
also the age difference
that is something oh that'll wear you oh yeah your gas tank would be bad uh but
elon has a gas he can
stay up all night and tweeting me they gotta tweet it freaking yeah yeah yeah
you're right he's got gas
in the tank so maybe i'm excited to see it he's also a lot heavier it's true so
you know it's a good
point you just lay on top of him you might win it's a good point yeah i think
it's just getting
interesting in the world this is the type of stuff you're starting to see and
we talked about this
years ago about everything becoming wwe you know everything becoming matches it's
like you have
uh you know jake paul and nate diaz are gonna fight you you know you have
potentially i mean this
has potential you know like dana white wouldn't waste his time on the
communicating with these guys
um no i mean i would i want to see it like it is it is weird it sort of feels
like hunger games or some
like where like they used to make movies or like in a world where yeah where
the two richest men in
the world just duke it out uh it feels fake you know and it feels it's so weird
now that like
like if me and you wanted to just fight there we could fight and then we could
like be at staples
center fighting when it used to be like you used to have to be a fighter you
would like have to go
through training for it it'd just be like me and you were like yeah similarly
built it'd be like yeah
theo's got the reach but adam could get inside and then and then we could be at
least on an
undercard yeah we could be on an undercard we could be on undercard for
probably like oh maybe
who else could go who else who else would be on that card i'd like to see josh
jamel against somebody
i could i could he's he's he's a big man too he's got that long reach big him
versus dac shepard
that's a bangerang right there oh that's it yeah we're the undercard people
people are trickling
in for us yeah they're trickling yeah they're trickling in they're they're like
still getting
their their drinks and their their footlong dodger dog yeah someone's
explaining to his wife who we
are uh-huh yeah yeah yeah showing clips she's like oh i saw bumper from pitch
perfect is fine
is fighting the podcaster guy yeah yeah huh honey it's gonna get better honey
yeah it's gonna get better
yeah yeah better the fight will get better it's just me and you just just
dancing around each other
neither of us really wants to throw a punch yeah you break it as i hit you once
you break in a song
i spin off and then who else is on that card who's under us you said bangerang
what if you
went like old like a rufio type of like versus emmanuel lewis maybe was emmanuel
lewis dead
but hey i want to put that out there if he's not hey sorry whoever brought pink's
mom to the show
though can throw it on stage yeah that's his promoter uh-huh yeah so no 52 52
all right
versus rufio so if you had them two and we need a good female bout on the card
too
yes absolutely uh jane lynch amy schumer oh i like that that's fun jane's a
little older but
she's she's a tall woman she's longer longer and she could she looks like she
could go through a
fucking like yeah she could run through a wall that lady oh she looks like the
like a wind chime
that'll beat the out of some music that is exactly what she looks like that's a
perfect
description of jane lynch hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another
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