Name: Ric Flair Caused CHAOS in Rehab
Uploaded: 2023-08-09T18:18:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ric Flair Caused CHAOS in Rehab' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ric Flair Caused CHAOS in Rehab' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-09. Transcript available.

oh do you think people dreaded seeing were you always like too much of a party
for the scene
no no people love me people love yeah i could find something i do in loving texas
on a sunday
night brother that's hard to do yeah somewhere somewhere there's a victim
so they just need to start the conversation and what was it who else could
drink like that with you
who could really oh god name it that's that endless double a mike heggstrand piper
a drink you guys are
there's a lot of guys could really drink yeah did you ever try to stop drinking
well i guess after
your sir after your after that well i didn't drink for a year you didn't drink
for a year and at one
time i was taking steroids then i took those an overdose of one and my heart
went like this and
the guy said uh you've been drinking too much he thought i had cardiomyopathy
so i quit i did a
old doulas for a year that's hard for me to quit drinking it was hard they put
me in rehab i had
no problem quit drinking what did you how long were you in rehab for 35 days
and you where'd you go to
place here in tampa oh that's nice yeah florida has fuller every every other
building in florida
is a rehab oh yeah this is what a dump it was it was it was a an old uh um uh
what do you mean like
no not a days in but la quinta oh yeah yeah over here on fowler right yeah so
my roommate my
roommate's a doctor from fort lauderdale that is there for digesting uh uh
crystal meth anally oh
that's one roommate now what's that got to do with me drinking the other one
the other one is the other
guy is a 23 year old that was taking 40 milligrams of valium at 23 you don't
think he was vibrating the
other guy i'm trying to think um the other guy i don't know what the hell he
did but i mean it was
so far-fetched and here's the deal i get there i go through all the physical
and all that get all
the done right the doctor checks me out i wake up in the morning and i when i
was a kid i used to smoke
so i i just loaded up with cigarettes dip i've always dipped my whole life i've
quit twice and i don't
dip anymore but i you will again though yeah i might um but it's just nasty it's
different oh yeah i don't
like it but yeah do it yeah but um i look across the courtyard i'm smoking a
marble right and i'm
drinking a cup of coffee and i said i said to the guy my roommate i can't
remember his name so that's
not the guy that guy looks just like a doctor he said it's a doctor i said what's
he doing here
he's been a patient here for five years i said the doctor is taking care of us
as a patient
what i couldn't believe it so i walked up to the counselor i told him is that
guy
did he have a license no they pulled it well how is he how is he practicing
medicine
it is a nut house i was in the night house i mean i cried i went this is the
nut house
i'm full of nuts when the doctor's taking care of you give me a shot prescribing
medication
and he's there for he's a five-year vet and he's a patient and he's a patient
and he's taking care of
me oh my god who wrote that script i don't know that's what i said to him holy
wow oh my god damn
right you're not allowed to talk to the girls rick okay that's how they want
you to take this test again
what does this look like a bear or a skunk or an owl it looks like you dumb why
are you asking me the
same question i've been looking at this box for three weeks three weeks and i'm
not going to change
i don't know what it looks like what does it look like to you and why are you
in here
yeah you think i'm lying no and did y'all do any athletics in there did y'all
do like volleyball
you know one guy told me i missed the morning walk and we went to the big
meeting i threatened to kill
him i said next time you stooge on me i'll find you before we get here because
we had the thing
anybody want to talk oh the circle before you go to bed god circle jerk god man
no no it was brutal
so you never so you never got that coin and we're so proud to give you the coin
to do i walked across
the street i'm walking into a bar put on the counter i said i'm you can have
this you can frame it say
rick flair was here and give me six miller lights and two jack and coke and two
uh kettle one and
cranberry and lime i drank them all right there then uh then i had a little
pick me up and take me over
to the beach yeah yeah oh you got to go for a swim after that no no jesus i
wasn't kidding what was
was there ever any like wild you're not supposed to drink okay oh wow that they
faked me out with
that for a while the company will never have your back break if you don't go
back to ria that you
said you go back i'm not going back yeah well company number years again okay
fine two weeks
later you come over to tv yeah of course i thought i wasn't allowed to come
anymore you are
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