Name: Theo Von Asks YG What It Feels Like To Get Shot
Uploaded: 2023-08-14T19:51:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Asks YG What It Feels Like To Get Shot' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Asks YG What It Feels Like To Get Shot' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-14. Transcript available.

um you got shot before yeah damn bro I always wanted to get shot huh I always
wanted to just
to feel what it just in my leg or something I never wanted to take something in
the chest you
know oh crazy bro but I always wanted to feel careful what you wish for dog
yeah maybe we'll
take that part out bro that might be a lot no leave it in there but you're not
gonna take it
back you gotta go talk to the man up there he said you know what man yeah I was
having a good time I
didn't really mean that shit uh yeah that's true I need to bring that up but
yeah I always want I
think I you know you always I always want to have experiences that I never had
I never got to smoke
crack I've never been shot and bro you can go smoke crack like I know I know
but now it's like I don't
drink or anything now so I feel like I would really have to go back into that
space like if
you want some crack let me know I can get you something really yeah damn you
know people that
smoke it I know people that got it yeah yeah oh so let me know what you want to
do okay um take me
through that experience of getting shot man is it okay if I ask you about it
yeah yeah I talked about
it before like what you mean take the experience like like did you were you
expecting to get shot or
it was a surprise it was kind of a surprise like you know what I'm saying I
knew it was like some
going on but um like like I ran out trying to like you know what I'm saying
trying to trying to do something and then I ended up getting shot oh yeah
and where did it hit you at the bullet it hit me like my hip and then like
stomach like you know what like pubic hair and shit at yeah yeah like damn
right there on the dick like on top of the head
bro I got like three bullet holes and shit you still got the bullets in you no
no no
damn damn damn bro and did it hurt yeah that shit hurt it yeah I well my shit
was like it's like all flesh like it ain't hit no bone or nothing none of that
so like you know what I'm saying like my shit could have been worse way worse
yeah
and did you go to the doctor or you have a friend take it out no I went to the
hospital I went to the hospital
dang bro that's heavy man do you feel like it gave you more street credit after
that like at that point do you feel like man I think
at this point we paid our dues you know nah I don't like getting shot don't
give you street credit
like or the motherfucker that's doing the shooting to get the street credit
damn but like
like the situation that happened
like
the motherfuckers who start shooting
they end up
getting chased up up out of there you know what I'm saying
yeah and whatever happened to them did you ever see them again or see them
even online or anything
nah we still be trying to figure out like who the fuck
damn boy
yeah bro
you know what I'm saying that's the coldest shit ever
yeah it is
because you know what I'm saying now it's like
you just on on on
you seem you got your guard up at all times because you don't know
you coming across people like
and it's already like
you would like have some weird vibes with somebody
and then you would be just
you would just think like
does this motherfucker have something to do with that shit
you know
oh yeah
oh yeah man
yeah
I could see that easy being kind of like suspecting everybody a little bit
mm-hmm
dang
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