Name: Alabama Girl Asks How To Introduce Her Filipino Boyfriend
Uploaded: 2023-08-18T21:53:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Alabama Girl Asks How To Introduce Her Filipino Boyfriend' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Alabama Girl Asks How To Introduce Her Filipino Boyfriend' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-18. Transcript available.

Let's take this call, see what we got.
Hey, Theo. My name's Grace. I'm...
Grace. I love that.
I love that.
And some people at different churches, they don't respect people from other
churches.
And that is called gracism.
When people have gracism, they don't want...
They ain't offering grace to everybody.
No, they're not.
So, onward.
An Alabama girl, but currently living in Hawaii.
And I'm actually coming to your show in Chattanooga and bringing my Filipino
boyfriend with me.
Oh, damn, boy.
Mommy popping that Pinot out, huh?
That Filipino.
And I've always wanted to create a wine called Filipino Grigio.
And how that hasn't been done.
And how that, you know, that there's not a Pinot out there.
A Filipino.
Filipino.
How there's not a Filipino.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Filipinos.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Some kids, they confuse jalapenos and Filipinos, you know?
They're like, hey, give me...
I want the hot dog with a couple of Filipinos on it, huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
You know?
Some people are like, yeah, I want that hot dog with a...
Put two, uh, put you, you know, a couple of them Filipinos on there.
Hey, bruh. Hey, cut. Hey, cut. Hey, cut. Hey, cut.
Let me get a hot dog with a...
You know, put some of them Filipinos on there, bitch.
Pinot's on there, bitch. Pinot's on there, bitch.
Okay, sorry, ma'am. I'm losing it today.
I was in the cold plunge earlier, to be real honest, and so I'm fucking...
I'm feeling alive, and I'm grateful for that.
And then we're going to go down to Alabama to visit my family.
But what's the best way to introduce my Filipino boyfriend to my family?
Everybody's very white, and I don't know.
I'm super nervous about the whole, I guess, interracial thing, as bad as that
sounds.
Because, like, my family's not racist, but still just, like, a different
culture.
Oh, yeah, I know what you mean, honey.
Yeah, it's not...
It's just a little bit of daytime racism, baby, what you're talking about.
That's nothing, you know, nothing violent, nothing crazy.
Just, you know, every now and then, you know, it's like you got something stuck
in your teeth.
You didn't even have any meat, but you just have...
You're like, what is that? Damn.
Is that an N-word? You know what I'm saying?
You just... You don't know.
Sometimes you're like...
That's from previous culture.
Sometimes we still get things stuck in our teeth, just because other people
been having beef, you know.
But, yeah, I think the best way, probably, to introduce a Filipino to some
whites,
Well, I would do a ethnicity reveal, where you put them in a box or put them
behind a tree.
And then you let your family guess what ethnicity is going to be, and then get
one of those smoke things, and maybe it makes...
I don't want to say yellow smoke.
I mean, that's... You can't do that.
That's racist.
Just, you know what? Don't do the smoke thing.
Have him come out from behind the tree and say, here he is.
Yeah.
But if people guess, make sure they don't guess anything real racist.
That's going to be uncomfortable, you know.
So...
But, yeah, I think you can handle it, and I'm excited for you guys.
And, you know, I think having a little Asian baby is beautiful.
You know, I used to have a lot of dreams, and there were Asian children in them.
And nothing was illegal in it, and it was...
It was...
It was cool, man.
You know, there's just something about an Asian, where you are...
You want to just...
You want to...
You want to do that to them.
Boy, you want to get it right up on them.
Hey, buddy.
I love you.
I love you.
You want to treat them well, so...
But, no, I appreciate it, and I think...
Yeah, and Filipinos, they are the...
I mean, they're just so good.
They're so good.
I read somewhere...
I think it was graffiti or something, but it was like, if you break open God's
heart, that there's probably 30 Filipinos in there.
Splitting an orange.
Or just dividing up a bag of fruit or something.
Hope you enjoyed that video, and you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.