Name: Caller Asks Theo What His Biggest Turn-Offs Are
Uploaded: 2023-08-21T17:39:43.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caller Asks Theo What His Biggest Turn-Offs Are' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caller Asks Theo What His Biggest Turn-Offs Are' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-21. Transcript available.

Let's see what else we got here.
Hey, Theo, this is Jacob Price from South Bend, Indiana.
I know on your podcast you talk a lot about what you like about 13-year-olds.
South Bend, and I've been over there to Mishawaka as well.
And I got stuck in a townhouse with a man who was chain-smoking cigars.
And I got stuck in there for a couple days with him.
Let's hear more.
I know it's easy to talk about what we like in girls, but I was just curious
what some of your turn-offs are.
Oh, yeah. Turn-offs, brother. I feel it.
And I would say probably chatty.
If somebody's just being too chatty, why are they doing it?
Don't do it.
Orange perfume.
If somebody's wearing orange perfume, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it that much.
Senior citizen perfume.
A lot of some of you just have younger women wearing senior citizen perfume.
I don't understand that.
You can wear it when you get there, you know?
I prefer if a woman doesn't work or know the value of work, I'm out.
I like a hard-working woman.
Now, she doesn't have to have three jobs, but I like a woman who just knows the
value of work.
What else?
Oh, turn off for me?
Can't swim.
If you can't swim, honey...
I mean, the earth is 80% water.
So, if there's, you know...
If there's a tsunami and you're trying to get on my back...
Bye, bitch.
I'm doing me.
I'm doing me.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't, you know...
I ain't your floaty.
I ain't nobody floaty.
So, yeah.
If she can't swim, I'm out.
And what else?
Oh, if she has way too many dietary restrictions.
I'm out.
I'd love to discuss it more, but no, I wouldn't.
I'm out.
I'm upstairs.
So, I think those are some of the things that I really like and that are some
of my things about women, you know?
And if women, if women hate butterscotches, if you hate butterscotches, baby,
then I'm out.
Because I love them.
I love a damn B-scotch for daddy.
Thank you.