Name: Theo Got a New Letter From Kai the Hitchhiker
Uploaded: 2023-09-12T14:00:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Got a New Letter From Kai the Hitchhiker' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Got a New Letter From Kai the Hitchhiker' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-12. Transcript available.

I want to, uh, I want to deal with a little bit of laundry now, just, uh, some
kind of behind the scenes stuff, really.
Um, you know, you guys, we had an issue in the past where, uh, Kai the hitchhiker,
and he's a famed, um, he, uh, you know, he, uh, smashed, smashed, smashed
somebody at an intersection with a hammer.
And he was that hammer baby, you know, he's that freelance construction worker.
And he, um, he was like a national celebrity and he, and then he did, um,
murder.
He did a few murders.
And so anyway, uh, that was a famed clip.
Somebody took my face and put it on his clip and it made the rounds on social
media.
And it was, you know, funny and crazy.
I can't believe that somebody made it.
Um, but then at a certain point, uh, he filed a lawsuit against me, uh, against
me.
And said that I was using his footage and his, um, uh, like name and like, I
don't know, just his using him.
Um, and so we reached out to, uh, Morgan and Morgan, uh, who's a, who's a
sponsor of the podcast.
And, uh, my buddy, Dan Morgan is, um, one of the Morgans over there.
And, uh, and so they've been handling that case for us.
And I thought it was over with, but apparently it's not, uh, we're still
getting stuff in the mail.
And, um, and so that I want to check in right now.
Uh, we have, is the only, we have Arthur Petrosian.
That's right.
Hey, Theo.
Hey, Arthur.
How are you today?
Good brother.
How are you?
I'm doing pretty well, man.
Except, uh, you know, I keep getting hammered by this case, man.
This guy, he's, uh, he's a resilient, isn't he?
Guy is definitely persistent.
Um, he's, he's unfortunately been able to dance around some of these procedural
issues
in federal court, keeping the case alive.
Um, the court still has not heard the case on its merits.
So we're confident that once they hear the case, uh, they're ultimately going
to dismiss
it out.
And how many, like, has he filed?
Because yeah, I've got, I keep getting paperwork and a lot of handwritten stuff.
And how many, like how many things has he filed at this point?
Multiple motions, uh, multiple amended complaints.
Um, you know, it, it's fun to read, to be honest, uh, you know, every time I
come into
the office and I get a handwritten note from Kai, uh, from his jail cell, I
open it immediately.
I can't wait to read it.
I actually have a document that he filed with the court.
So this is an official document that he filed in federal court, and this is all
public record.
So anytime you file a document in federal court, anybody that has an account
can go in and
look at this.
So, um, I, I think this paragraph gives you a glimpse of what this case is all
about and
what he's been doing.
Um, and if you'd like, I'll, I'll read it.
It's actually kind of funny.
Yeah, I'd love to, yeah, let's get it.
So, so this is Kai and his moving papers.
He says, plaintiff is writing this at five 30 in the morning in a sweltering
hot cell in
a stone building without air conditioning that heats up during the day and
holds the heat
throughout the night.
He's using a floppy shank proof pen.
He typed this at the light law library, but he only gets five hours once a week.
If he's granted extended access and his access just ran out.
And then it goes on to say, even now plaintiff has to wake up at three 30 in
the morning,
get his work on this opposition done before 11 AM or else the sweat soaked
document would
be unacceptable for filing.
Wow.
Defendant.
And that's you in contra distinction.
And these are his words has began, has been making comedy videos in an air
conditioned
studio, making a show in the most literal sense of slacking off, enjoying
himself.
Instead of filing a response of cleaning, the court can see for themselves that
during the
time in question defendant was having the time of his life.
Hmm.
Well, so, you know, it's, it's going nowhere.
It's just things like this that he continues to file again.
There, the court in order to provide him with due process is kind of
entertaining him at
this point.
Okay.
But we strongly believe that within the next 60 to 90 days, when the court
actually hears
the merits of the case and actually reviews our motion to dismiss that they're
going to
grant it.
So will we have to go to court?
Do you think?
I would.
You don't have to, but I will definitely be there representing you.
Thank you.
First of all, thank you very much.
Yeah, absolutely.
I can't.
Glad to be here.
Glad we could help.
Yeah, I know.
I'm, I'm, I'm really grateful for you guys helping, man.
God.
I mean, it's just so.
And so I guess if somebody's in, in jail, they still have the right, they can
still sue
somebody.
They can still, even if they did murder, they can still, you don't lose those
rights.
You know, absolutely.
And this was, this is what this case is about.
And that's why we've been kind of sitting on the sidelines for about six to
eight months
is because the federal court wants to make sure that they provide Kai his due
process
rights and they hear him out.
Again, eventually this case gets dismissed.
But for now, we're going through the motions and making sure that the court
hears him out.
Wow.
And do you guys get a lot of, a lot of cases like this?
You know, we don't handle a lot of cases like this, but we pride ourselves in,
in fighting
for the people and we consider you a good friend, Theo.
So we've, we're all hands on deck on this case.
We've got multiple people pushing it.
We've got experts lined up as well too, just to make sure that you're going to
be protected
from every angle.
So, you know, it's, it's kind of an exciting case.
It provides some comic value for us because it's, it's different than a lot of
the other
cases, but yeah, I'd almost, I always, well, first of all, thank you guys so
much, man.
Uh, you know, uh, Dan, you know, Dan Morgan is a, is a nice guy and we have a
lot of mutual
friends and, and, um, and thank you guys too for, for, for supporting the
podcast.
And I know you guys mostly handle like personal injury, that type of stuff.
That's right.
Right.
But it would almost be crazy.
What if we got to go do like a deposition or something?
That would be wild.
Wouldn't it?
That would be wild.
It would be very entertaining.
Um, we would probably have to take it in jail in Kai's cell.
Probably, I don't know if he'll get extended hours to go to the law library to
do his deposition
from there, but that would be exciting, exciting to do.
Yeah.
I appreciate it, man.
Thanks for liking, at least recognizing that, uh, this is kind of entertaining
along the way.
I'm sure it is a little bit different than normal.
Um, yeah, I mean, he's definitely kind of a, a notorious figure.
So.
Yeah.
Um, well, we're excited to back you up.
If there's anything else you need, you let us know.
Thank you.
Hopefully, hopefully I will not, but I appreciate that.
You got it, man.
All right.
Have a good day, brother.
You too.
Wow.
So that's interesting.
You know, that's, uh, but you know, I'm grateful that, you know, if people, if
you,
that you don't lose all your rights, you know, I mean, what a, what a fortunate
country
where you can do a murder and still go and have rights.
I mean, that is, you don't get, some places you don't even get that, you know,
I'm sure
there's a lot of countries where you don't get that, where if you do a murder,
that's
it.
You know, they're like, Hey buddy, you do, you do, you do the murder.
Then you, that's all you do.
And.
Yeah.