Name: Bobby Lee BLOWS UP on Theo For Not Knowing About Asians
Uploaded: 2023-09-22T15:25:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee BLOWS UP on Theo For Not Knowing About Asians' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee BLOWS UP on Theo For Not Knowing About Asians' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-22. Transcript available.

that's cool that's amazing did you um are there a lot of fears uh in your
culture a lot of birth fears are there a lot of birth fears that don't happen
in other cultures
like is there like a lot of like you know do chinese people do they have like
well
can i ask you something yeah and i honestly believe this i believe that you don't
know what i am
because several times in this podcast you've referred to china and then you
look at me do
you think i'm chinese i don't know if you are no be honest i don't care if you
are i i i don't i
don't i know you i know you don't i know you don't i know you don't i know that
you don't care that i
am okay yeah i know that you don't care right i mean i do care but it doesn't
matter it doesn't
matter to you you're welcome around me i know you love me regardless yeah right
but it is information
that you should memorize okay well chill bro it's information you should
memorize
because i've known you for 20 you know whatever dude no it's not about chill or
not chill
right it's about memorize that dude because every time i see you dude it's like
china china you people in china why do you guys eat this you know me how come
you guys run this way
how come you fly you don't know how to fly or whatever whatever you're saying
is i'll be happy
to answer those questions but memorize what the i am
my bad dude i'm chinese all right
i knew it dude dude why do you do that i'm korean are you really i'm korean
dude
i'm korean dude so it's like god well just admit it get it off your chest it's
not a secret
google it it's not a secret what i'm saying is that every ever since i've known
you
you think i'm some other asian like when i came in here what'd you say mong mong
yeah you did dude i'm mong or something i'm not from mong
and i walk into you that's the first thing you say dude damn brother it's
insane dude memorize that
yeah you're right let me ask you some questions and you tell me what they are
okay margaret cho
margaret cho let me see cho cho cho cho cho i'm gonna say uh
well i'm gonna say chinese no no no let's forget it try one more let's try one
more oh you want
to try another one yeah um here's a this is a complex one uh steve byrne
i would say chayrish
chayrish yeah that's what you just said chayrish chinese and irish yeah no dude
really yeah korean too oh yeah kareens will surprise you then we gotta write
this down huh yeah he's
kairish we gotta write he's kairish not chayrish we gotta write this down you're
the right right no
honestly theo bro let me let's be real dude yeah i love you dude like a brother
dude
right what i'm saying dude yeah it's not something you need to write down
it's something that you could put in your brain you know how you like memorize
different kinds of
corn yeah right and like different kinds of like condition like white people
conditions you know what
i mean yeah like bowlegged or whatever asthma yeah asthma whatever you can
memorize what people's
you know ethnicity is and their nationality and stuff korean exactly dude it's
not hard do koreans do
well around like what is the who is y'all's arch nemesis in the in the like in
the asian realm
do you guys have like a dude when you say realm it's like you're talking about
lord of the rings
or some it's like it's really it's not a realm it's just a part of the world
you know i mean realm
okay yeah no it's not okay oh sorry i'm just saying i'm just saying you're like
you they were
like warlocks or some not at all when you see realm dude it's like i'm just
saying like what wizards
don't you with no it's like no oh we're just a part of the planet
how about this yeah don't say realm again okay all right it's crazy but if y'all
were in a zoo
let's say that okay don't say that all right all right i can go with that y'all
would have your own
are you in the zoo too yes white people are in the zoo too we're all in the
human zoo it's a human so
the aliens have created a zoo yeah and there's a white people like a human zoo
there's two aliens in
mexico right okay they created a zoo i think they can mix you know i mean
different races in a in a
environment okay what you're saying to me is is that aliens would go to the
human zoo and go
let's go to the chinese section yeah you do have to look at epsot center what
do you think that oh
you're right all right so what they yeah you know what dude they would probably
have an asian section
yeah and separate them so they would probably put like um the vietnamese and
cambodians and the
filipinos in one section yeah that's fair yeah they would put but i think they
would put the chinese
in its own section that's a lot and they would put koreans and japanese aftermarket
too a lot of it
what do you mean a lot of that's aftermarket isn't it what it was after chinese
they make a lot of
aftermarket products i'm talking about yeah yeah yeah like if you want a
replica of like a um
rearview mirror or something like that what would that have anything to do with
them being in a
fucking zoo i'm just saying that you put them maybe in a special section go on
because of the after
market i'm thinking outside of the box oh yeah i think you're thinking too much
i am i think the koreans and
the japanese would have to be separated but i don't know because time has
passed but you have to say
the japanese back in the day did some fucked up shit yeah they invaded china
they invaded korea they
invited the philippines you know i mean but they've chilled over the years now
they're into like hello
kitty and you know what i mean and like relaxing relax yeah they're into
relaxing they like to relax dude
they don't have a military anymore wow japan doesn't no wow they don't have a
military i think the only kind of
gun you can get in japan is a shotgun and then you have to get a bunch you have
to do a bunch of
classes and you know to get one but my point is is that they've chilled over
the years and that's
what the two bombs did and you know shout out to oppenheimer damn so are you
pro oppenheimer
no i'm not pro oppenheimer that was up but i'm just saying that you know yeah
man i'm sorry it
happened yeah right so oh it feels horrible it does it's horrible there's a lot
of pain in the world
you tell me dude so much pain in the world there's a lot of pain in the world
there's a lot of pain in the world