Name: RFK Jr. Talks About the Armed Man Arrested At His Event
Uploaded: 2023-09-25T20:18:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'RFK Jr. Talks About the Armed Man Arrested At His Event' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'RFK Jr. Talks About the Armed Man Arrested At His Event' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-25. Transcript available.

um there was recently there was like you guys had a uh you guys had an issue
with the security right
that that happened this is a few days ago maybe where they had a guy who was a
like it looked like
he was uh here we go our man arrested at rfk junior campaign event in los angeles
was this
guy armed and supportive of you or was he armed and it seemed like he was
against you or was there
did you have any take on this he was he showed up and he asked um he uh he was
wearing a u.s
marshal badge you can see it in some of the he was wearing a lanyard you can
see the lanyard around
his neck there and at the end at the end of that is a badge that identified him
as a u.s marshal
and then he had a federal id on his belt okay you can see there yeah right he
has some other
kind of badge on his belt and you see the badge around his neck and um and that
was determined to
be fake and somebody from my gavin becker associates which is was doing my
security they want you know
the white house will not give me a secret service protection so i you know i've
i've retained this
this group that's the premier security group in the country and they um and one
of their guys looked at
that badge and said that's too shiny wow it's not it's not a real badge and so
then they he why he
called somebody else who was armed and the two of them cornered him and then
they called the police
and they kept him in the corner they didn't want to grab him because they didn't
want to start a shootout
and they could see that he had shoulder holsters on deeper and so then the
police came and arrested me he
was asking for me oh he was looking for me and he uh he had two shoulder holsters
with that were
fully loaded uh pistols and then he had you can see that badge on his hip yeah
he's badged up huh yeah and
then he uh and he had he was also had a backpack that had another weapon in it
another gun like a
sword he also had knives on him and he had a lot of extra um magazines filled
with ammunition so
he said afterwards apparently his brother said oh he heard there was a job
opening for security but
you don't go to a job opening for security with you know all those magazines
and guns and knives and
two to three pistols his brother who brought him there also was like you know
like an armory
right so they had a whole car filled with with weapons wow i have no idea i don't
know what he was
looking for but i'll tell you what the thing that you should do is go on his
youtube uh-huh i mean
his uh tick tock yeah he has a tick tock site that he just opened so he only
has one
tick tock video on it and it's something him just before he comes to see me
really
yeah if you can find it nick will find it it is uh yeah it because some people
want to show up at the
end of that thing he says something to the effect of i'm going out to do a job
right now and if i
don't come back you know it's uh if i don't come back report to your commander
donald j trump
your commander-in-chief so it's a very kind of okay you want to watch this it's
about a minute
yeah it's worth watching watch it you got to turn the sound up here we got it
oh big homie zorro over here i think this is his brother talking to him i
needed to see
more like god's gangster i hear you're the man with the plan what's the word i
got it all
actually there's too much to tell you right now so i want you guys to go over
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you're not retiring homie you didn't ask me dog i need you sport okay so this
guy's not doing well
huh no yeah my name is this guy and this could also be an advertisement for rumble
first name
i would see him go to something like this okay i think i've seen enough but
yeah i get it so this guy's like yeah last name in the end he does this little
you know kind of let's
see the end suicide by police yeah show the last like i don't know 10 seconds
here we go
if i don't make it back call the president your commander-in-chief donald j
trump
and where's he going i didn't see a door over there when it was a wide shot so
that's the
weird part of he's just walking just over like by some tool chests wow i mean
look dude just i don't
know i don't know yeah you don't have y'all don't have the best track record
with like no you know you
mean the family yeah i don't want to say that but yeah i mean yeah i shouldn't
have said it like that
but you know it's like is it more scary but you can't live in fear what are you
gonna do i'm not
gonna live in fear yeah i i know yeah it is what it is and um you know but but
the the white house
should definitely be giving me secret service well can you save your receipts
and if you get in there can
you get reimbursed or not what can you know oh yeah so and i think that's what
they're up to that they
want to you know bleed me white essentially you know from money perspective but
um they i'm the first
candidate in history that has requested secret service protection they they
haven't given to but
do they give it to you this early because i read somewhere here's what because
they the press has
been dishonest about this you're entitled to it they have to give it to you 120
days out from the
before the the general election if what what circumstances they tell all
candidates 120 days out
well you have to have a certain polling number but i've i've surpassed all the
thresholds by far okay
so um but like my uncle teddy was given uh secret service protection 551 days
out but he was also
a poll he was like a lifelong politician oh he was a he was a politician but he
wasn't even running for
president he he was talking about running for president against a president his
own party like
me carter but carter said you better protect him right away right and even
though he hadn't officially
declared they gave him secret service protection obama got it 450 days out john
mccain got it
four or five hundred days out i'm i think i'm like 300 days out now jesse jackson
got it shirley
chisholm you go down there's probably 30 of them who've all gotten it long
before the 120 days okay
and i get you know i mean we gave them a 68 page um yeah i remember reading
about that yeah and why you
should have it yeah with phil because i get death threats all the time and you
know i had a mentally
ill person i break into my house a month ago and and make it to the second
floor no are you at your house
yeah so oh my god you know i mean so i i they should you would think that the
president would uh
yeah don't if you know biden can't you just like ask him well we're not i'm
talking terms at
the moment okay damn that's a bummer yeah because you think you'd be able to
hit him up and be like
joey you know yeah i'll trade you an ice cream for a couple of front door goons
you know
you know what i'm saying a couple sharp shooters dude i bet you trade you send
him a box of mint
chocolate chip buddy you'll get whatever you want you think yeah it could be i
mean you know i think
every man loves to have a dessert um hope you enjoyed that video and you can
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Thank you.