Name: Theo and George Kittle Remember Their WORST Haircuts
Uploaded: 2023-09-29T17:00:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and George Kittle Remember Their WORST Haircuts' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and George Kittle Remember Their WORST Haircuts' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-29. Transcript available.

i actually just got my fade redone so i was coming from a haircut oh you did i
had to who does your
hair uh his name's calvin he uh he cuts a lot of the titans players and so i
met him through uh
one of the guys and now he just cuts me and all my buddies here fantastic is he
yeah north nashville
oh wow yeah he really gets on there huh oh yeah high bald fade damn he's good
at it yeah i just
got my hair cut today too actually look at us that's crazy this girl whitney
cuts mine here
in nashville um have you ever had anyone mess up your haircut like really bad
oh dude one time my
freaking friend's dad first of all never get your hair cut in um mississippi
okay thank you just don't do
it i mean yeah sure don't even if it's at the mall the casino it doesn't matter
i got the casino dude
i got a haircut at a casino one time bro dude i'll tell you this is crazy so
yeah one time chris pratt
actually one time this is and i'm kind of name dropping but this is what he
sent me a dm he asked
me to be on a movie his right so i went through all these things and got like
got the got the he helped
me get the part in the movie and then i got this horrible haircut and it made
and we're just about
to like start taping and i also didn't uh i didn't like the part was very small
and it was going to take
like 12 weeks to do oh and i was like man this is just it's a lot it's a lot
and but what capped it
off was that day i'd gotten i'd had a show that weekend somewhere and i got my
hair cut in a casino
in mississippi and it was so bad it pushed me over the edge i was like i know i
don't yeah i definitely
want to be on camera i don't want to be around anyone i'm out yeah and this
lady just gotten out of
like she went through like this hair cutting rehabilitation program through
prison or whatever
which i'm all about like that's who cut your hair yeah good for you man yeah
that's what i was
thinking i was like god wants me here this is what we're doing it was oh god i
wanted to bro i should
have gone to prison on that on that lady it was bad dude and if i ever see that
lady again somewhere
you want to go to casino mississippi it was so bad dude i was like i gamble i
gamble with my most valuable
asset too so my hair got to a point where it was so it was getting caught in my
shoulder pads
and so i just went to a barber and what i've realized now is that when you have
long hair you
need to go to a salon and like work with someone who knows how to cut long hair
yeah i just went to a
barber and i swear to god he gave me a bowl cut without putting a bowl on my
head he let my hair
down he just cut a circle around my head and i looked at it i was like that's
tough for me it's really
tough and i had to go to a salon literally like an hour later and they had to
like fix it for him but it was
still a brutal he just went scissors in a circle it hurts huh ah it really it
was a struggle for me
my wife looked at me she was like what is wrong with you i was like a lot of
things at this moment
actually i gotta leave yeah i've been neutered yeah that's what it feels like
oh dude people don't
know once you've grown like like there's something about like why i could see
why native americans would
go and take the scalp of a man because it was like the most powerful thing you
could do that's it's
very disrespectful did you ever get a haircut like uh like during covid like
anyone like i had a guy i had
traveling barber who i met through a person through a person like in nashville
that's a homeless guy
he showed up and i asked him you know for a fade and he cut it and then he was
on the back of my neck
and he was talking to me and he was a football fan so he's talking and you know
like when you know
somebody messes something up and they try to hide it and like it was like and i
was like he stopped for
like two seconds i was like you good he's like yeah yeah no nothing's wrong and
i go in and i show my
wife and he basically put a lightning bolt as my neckline oh it was absolutely
brutal why did he do
it completely he was just not paying attention oh yeah he was asking me a
football question and he just
got excited it was hilarious i looked i was like you know what man just thank
you for the time yeah and
i'm gonna call it a day oh my goodness there's nothing worse than getting a bad
haircut man it's
brutal it just ruins your whole day and maybe a week oh yeah it can ruin even
more at least you're
married bro dude think yes it helps a lot god you have yeah you know a lady
still likes you when you
fucking get home yes imagine you get a shitty haircut then you go home and it's
just you there
just staring in the mirror like oh my god i can't leave the house you're trying
on different hats
and you're like yeah this is something to become a beanie guy hey theo why are
you wearing a beanie
don't worry about it it's my thing now hope you enjoyed that video and you can
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