Name: Bobby Lee Says He Has Beef With These 2 Comedians
Uploaded: 2023-10-02T14:00:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Says He Has Beef With These 2 Comedians' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Says He Has Beef With These 2 Comedians' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-02. Transcript available.

oh could i just get out this out of the way bro yeah and i have some resentments
not towards you
yeah but toward the community okay i'm gonna so anyway um what happened well
yesterday was my
birthday so over the weekend you know we meet me and bad friends we did some
shows we were in um
one of them white columbus one of them places no we were in pittsburgh bro oh
yeah
so we're doing a show sorry it's pittsburgh boy thank thank thank mom's gonna
get your playboy
subscription is that pittsburgh yeah if you come down from there all right all
right anyway we're
in pittsburgh we're doing a show halfway during the show it's my birthday right
so then um andrew goes
uh yo dude happy birthday andrew santino from bad friends your co-host i'm just
making sure everybody
knows who you're talking about yeah man he didn't say his name he said andrew
yeah but i said that
anyway oh yeah bander santino okay okay so then he goes um you know we have
happy birthday i got a
birthday collage of people sending in you know i mean videos oh yeah and i want
to say bro thank
you so much you sent in a video dude thank you you're welcome a lot of people
did john mayor did wow yeah
not the musician you know that i know guy named john who's a mayor at victorville
no the musician
that was a bad joke but john mayor did right whitney cummings right the little
handsome dwarf he's in
the movies what's his name uh the handsome dwarf adam divine no way yeah dude
wow one of the best
looking dwarves i've ever seen better than peter dinklage oh yeah and they're
not acting similar but
in terms of good looking dude oh my god dude divine versus dinklage dude that's
a show dude or movie or
something yeah it's like alien versus predator it'll be that kind of movie don't
you think i wonder how
much dinklage he's got on him that's got to be it yeah you won't say that all
the time yeah so there
was a bunch of people sent in videos oh man except and then afterwards i i
looked at andrew and go who
didn't send one you know because he requested a lot i don't want to call
anybody out man but there's a
couple that i don't want to say their names but it really broke my heart man
let me got requests
wow and they never sent one can i guess who someone could be i can give you
some hints okay one hint
yeah one of the guys imagine finding a dead body in a lake but it's been there
for a month and it's
bloated oh yeah it will be bloated yeah yeah some of the jewelry too will be
like yeah yeah so that's
one of them okay the other one used to look like that what bert i'm not gonna
answer that man
okay the other guy is friends with the dead body guy who used to look like that
but doesn't and he
claims he's hispanic but you don't see no hispanic blood blood lines in his
face you know what i mean
yeah yeah yeah he's like you know definitely never said that okay sorry never
said neither neither okay
but those are a couple of guys man that like i thought they were like my boys
dude and they betrayed
me a little bit like you know you said the video was long you know there were
some people that i
don't even know that well that sent a video yeah you know and you know that
just goes to show you
who your friends are man oh in this business you seem like stevie right now i
seem like your brother
this is what my brother does yeah yeah when he says stuff yeah but you know
when we get emotional
we do this dude yeah yeah i mean so it's like yeah you think that like they're
you know you know those
two guys you know what they're like man uh you know what they're like in a war
dude oh you do you
ever see forrest gump yeah remember the guy who's the guy that lost his arms
and stuff oh oh no not
dan not dan dan benedict armado no no i'm not even talking about oh yeah
remember when who was he
saving when like um forrest was running and in the vietnam war he was grabbing
he went to go save
somebody's life was that him or was it was the black guy bubba bubba anyway
that's a terrible analogy but
these two guys would not run back for me in a war i feel like if you weren't an
iowa in a war
let's just make up a war like okay the war of serbian marina gray manta great
what's it called
but wars are going to be sponsored probably by different so it would be like
the like like amazon
war of 2027 or something right and they're oh you know what dude amazon versus
the eskimos
that's never been done there's not a lot of eskimos i know but still
if it's cold dude they might win yeah i don't know if it's an icy environment
dude like hoff
like amazon versus like who amazon truck drivers or something yeah yeah dude
amazon truck divers
versus eskimos i mean that could be a good war yeah anyway you and i are caught
up in it oh yeah right
my legs are gone oh right i feel like you would go i think you'd come back for
me dude yeah i put
you on my um on my back you know what do you mean on your back like a backpack
yeah
backpack and hey this is my friend buck bark yeah yeah yeah yeah what i would
do what do you do i
would put tie a rope to your neck but not to hang you but i would drag you what
it sounds
well all you have to do is you put your hands with where the rope is so you can
get some oxygen oh yeah
it sounds comfortable yeah yeah so and i would drag you out my point is
terrible analogies but
my point is these two two fools probably wouldn't even save me man wow so it
really hurt your feelings
a little bit wouldn't it hurt yours well i think that if andrew asked everybody
i don't know who
we asked you know and did a lot of uh were most of the did your did anybody
else make a video like
did a lot of your other comedian friends make them or i'm going to tell you bobby
kelly i know i'm okay
right he's from new york i've known for a very long time him and i have rekindled
our relationships i
really love the guy but yeah bobby kelly he's sounding one oh right my brother
obviously
kalilah obviously and then who else is whitney adam john mayer um you a bunch
of fools yeah but you
know they were just not in it you know anyway would you know you're so you
wouldn't be sensitive about
it oh yeah i think well it depends like on who they asked and what was going on
if these people were
if they've been ill if they've been in a hospital if they've been oh okay going
through like a family
thing i don't remember how long ago andrew asked me for it i think it was just
a few days ago yeah
that's what he told me and he goes theo responded so quickly and that's why
thanks dude no don't cry
brother you know brother don't cry that really hit me because i was so i was
laying on the stage yeah
like this watching the video oh and i got emotional yeah but then of course i
asked but anyway let's
move on from it but you know it's out of pocket dude it's out of pocket god
dude and do you feel like
you're gonna pay how do you pay that back to are you gonna hold a grudge
because it sounds give a
resentment yeah i do a deep one and guess what what i'm not gonna with those
guys for a while wow maybe
at least a month one month huh yeah then one month off the baby leave yeah
Thank you.