Name: Garbage Man Reveals What They Take From Your Trash
Uploaded: 2023-10-24T20:33:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Garbage Man Reveals What They Take From Your Trash' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Garbage Man Reveals What They Take From Your Trash' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-24. Transcript available.

now some of these men just really collectors and they kind of hide masquerading
as uh sanitation
workers they do that or that some of these guys get the stuff and sell it we
have businesses man
really yeah they go to like you know flea markets and shit yeah dude you have
no idea man one dude
in staten island i'd hate to even give him the shout out because he's a douchebag
but anyway
yeah but yeah tell me dude he you it was like sanford and son on his roof
leaving the garage
some days like he'd take you know furniture this that everything yeah and you
would catch him at the
flea market ah and but dude listen from what was told he had over a million
dollars from what he
collected and sold in a bank account uh-uh yep what are some other things
people would collect out
there in the trash anybody find anything really unique over the years any bone
structure or anything
like that listen you'd find all kinds of stuff if you were looking like i said
like you didn't look
out i i didn't have time for it like i said i was running i want to get done i
want to be out of
the street right i don't want to deal with people like i said the people that
don't pay attention to
you they drive into you right it's just risky hot you know crabby days but this
one time i'm with my
buddy you know louie and we're picking up this apartment building and we open
the gates and there's
i think it was six or seven joker poker machines and i'm like what the is oh
yeah video poker yeah like
in the bars you know they have those you know yeah mom used to use our
allowance in them yeah
and so i i worked at bars when i was younger and i knew i'm like oh yeah the
money stashed underneath
so we opened them up there was nothing there but i'm like you know what i
remember one of the bar
owners having like a trap door because sometimes the dollars you know the ten
dollar bills would just
float in and there was this little tupperware in it and it would float float
and it fall perfect right
down the slit so when i saw that was still blocked off we dragged them back to
the garage we beat the
living piss out of these things with with sledge hammers my boss walks in he's
like i'm not even
gonna ask what's up right dude we got 360 apiece 720 dollars doing they were
the finest 10 and uh 20
1980 bills oh yeah they were like right out the machine oh that's beautiful so
yeah that was one of my
better ones but listen you find things here and there yeah i always found
something that you know
somebody was throwing out and i didn't have to dig like it was next to the curb
um i found a moped
once in manhattan oh yeah on the side of the you know right on the side of a
basket um um the corner
basket there and it was probably from like a chinese restaurant yeah like that
it was like locked in to
turn left so who's going to just keep driving in a circle kids must have stole
it and they realized
that we can't use this so they left it at the corner basket right so i told my
partner i'm gonna take
this and as we're putting it like i said there's a little trap door as i'm
putting it in there
the uh the cops pull up so we're like oh and this guy i'm working with is like
damn owen you know
me all up now i'm gonna get locked up for this right we're stealing a little
yeah stealing
a moped from somebody you know from some chinese kid over here yeah like the
guy's laying there
holding bags and nah so he's like they just pulled up they were like yo is it
run i'm like i don't
know i'm gonna see brought that home broke the uh steering collar and wound up
getting it started
and i used to use it to go down to the bodega down the block and grab beers and
yeah
that was a good find yeah that's a good find yeah and i picked this dude up
okay you know probably 35
years on a job oh he's been in there huh scraggly looking guy big beard yeah
come on kid you're with
me i'm like oh here we go oh come on kid yeah so you know what you're falling
into that right he's
suddenly setting the stone you know but yeah dude and everybody's like looking
at you wow because
it's like you got stuck with this guy oh really huh so that's right away i'm
like oh man all right
and like rule of thumb first thing they teach you is do not stand behind the
truck while the back of
the truck is cycling okay it this dude was looking for everything in the truck
really
he had all kinds of in his beard oh it was nasty and he didn't even care like
it was just
like it was awful back there just freaking catching that hot time flying out he's
hey
you're looking for like and looking at me like i'm not in there with him like i'm
just throwing it in
to get rid of it dude i'm not here to dig through it pulling out like spider-man
figures like you know
yeah like crazy oh yeah and that would go right in line with one of those kids
exactly exactly driver's
ed teacher he definitely that was his first job so he's just back there just
collecting samples from the
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