Name: Garbage Man Lists His Biggest Pet Peeves With People
Uploaded: 2023-10-25T15:00:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Garbage Man Lists His Biggest Pet Peeves With People' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Garbage Man Lists His Biggest Pet Peeves With People' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-25. Transcript available.

yeah what's the worst parts of the job that you get that kind of stuff is
people telling you like
yeah just being they always tell you oh yeah you know i pay your salary so i we
always used to keep
like nickels and dimes in the truck and i'd be like hold on i'll give you your
money back because
they would always say like all right each person gives you a nickel a year or
and i would throw
the nickel at them here here's your money the fuck out of my face you gotta
take this the guy's
whole apartment's out there yeah it's like dude go no and i would always
respect the person to come
out if you just said thank you or even gave us water because you know you weren't
supposed to
take money and all that stuff if you just said thank you and acknowledge me
like i said that we
you know everybody nobody knew us thank you went a long way with me i'd take
everything i don't care
you know but when you look at me like oh i pay your salary and look down to me
yeah yeah go fuck
yourself yeah agreed your stuff would stay there for months oh yeah i'll
fucking put it back in your
house yeah i'll throw right back on your curb the white elephant that's what
they call it and the
white elephant always got in people's way really pissed them off oh yeah you
guys are the worst dude
i used to do the hulk hogan real quick yeah i used to do that i'd take my
gloves off and they
bang you know in manhattan and i'd be like
you're an asshole i'm like you should have woke up 10 minutes early because now
you're stuck behind me
and i ain't moving yeah well the craziest thing about about a sanitation truck
is that not only you
stuck but it smells bad like hey and they used to get real close and and like i
was saying when the
shit used to spray out especially rainy days after a rainy day or if it was
raining wet days do that
thing and the cars would get covered i'd be like oh well that's on you dude you
know you would have
cars parked so tight and there's 30 just saying a smaller stop there's 15 20 30
bags wow dude i'd be
like oh sad day for this jaguar owner i would literally because i would tell
you you know i was
21 i was stupid oh yeah i would grab them both sides slide them right across
the hood the jaguar
oh whatever college people dude yeah whatever college bro i fucking there was
nothing better
than doing something to the fucking rich boy you know well they just didn't
care oh yeah they're
no respect for me so now it's like all right oh because they parked illegally
they well no they're
parked legally but they give you no space so now those bags you know they're
heavy and i get it
everybody would say well we don't know we're not garbage man right well now you're
gonna know yeah
now you gotta go to the body shop fix your on your dime you didn't see people
yeah unless you were you
know waking people up and you know in their way other than that they you were
not like it was crazy
because nobody even knew they never acknowledged you wow you were there you
picked a garbage up you
left you're kind of the invisible man exactly you really are because yeah
nobody wants to get that
close people kind of want to pretend you don't exist unless you're making noise
people don't engage yet
you yeah you're kind of the invisible man until they realize you were making
money and then suddenly
like oh look at this rich asshole through this guy i gotta put more garbage out
yeah yeah you know and
then they would turn into well it's your job you know pick this up here take
this you have to take this
you had that a lot you know people were very you know people thought they owned
you yep yeah i pay
your salary and all that junk so fuck you in the suburbs it feels like it would
be a little bit
easier is it or not and listen when you get to the suburbs now it turns into
now you're dealing with
homeowners like when you were in the buildings you were in the buildings you
had you didn't
they didn't care yeah you never saw them you know never saw people it's not
like hey i'm i'm from
4f yeah you know you're an idiot like they you know they don't care oh in a
city you could just drive
out anyway yeah there's cabs beeping like this so you never you know you're not
waking anybody up
everybody's used to it right and you come to satin island and you know even
queens areas like brooklyn
areas now you're waking everybody up it's 6 a.m so who's bitching about that um
like i said getting
in the way yeah like there's certain areas that we couldn't go in like they
make them pick up
midnight to like five so that you're not in their way really so like what do
you mean richer areas
no just owned areas by certain types of people in okay so new york so maybe
upper echelon types or
whatever you think certain religion people okay they have their so like the
orthodox jews don't want
you in their neighborhood between 12 to 5 bingo wow and those are some nasty
mold is it pretty nasty
over there in their neighborhood well they just listen it's nothing against
them because i have
actually been in some of those houses yeah because they are there are people in
those areas that are
very nice but then you know passover comes and they throw everything out there's
like five six-year-olds
throwing matches like light and shit on fire it was crazy i was like i can't do
this no more because
they would bring everybody pretty much who was available from other garages to
come and do this
and you get one truck on a block and you just go up and down all day and they
throw everything out
like i didn't know if you knew that about the orthodox jews oh they just get
rid of everything
they throw everything out couches beds clothes everything goes in the garbage
why it's just part
of the tradition a part of their religion wow start fresh it's just chaos so
like it would be a garbage
truck every block and a and a fire truck firemen would have like three blocks
because the kids are
running around like and i had guys do it plenty of times they light something
on fire and then throw it
in the back of the truck now if i don't see it now everything in the truck's on
fire why do they do
that is that like a kind of like a just a are they training for like battle or
something no it's just
the kids oh kids screwing around animals oh yeah oh so i blocked a bus one day
and then that's what
i'm saying like then that's when they get into we don't want them on the truck
uh the streets early
this time blah blah blah and these little kids get off the buses because now i
held them up on the
block and they're blowing the horn you know they have their own police their
own people and they tell
you you got to move the truck i'm like dude i'm almost done with the block i'm
not moving the truck
yeah the little kid gets off and he's flicking me the finger wow he's like five
i'm like what are
they what goes on here they're still they're doing you with service and they
always say everybody's
always you know line was oh well i'm you know that's their job they have to
pick it up they got
to take it and i would tell people this ain't my job you know i'm here to pick
up your household
garbage i'm not here to take all your demo right from your construction job on
your house and that
was always where the fine line of like arguing fighting with people like i ain't
gonna fight with
you it's garbage like why are we fighting over garbage right just get a dumpster
and i'm not picking
this up yeah case settled done yeah if somebody tried to go to blows with you
or something yeah a
few times women are men well the woman the it was a husband and wife and they
had bags of tile out
and the bags and get the fuck out of here with that she was just an asshole
this woman and literally
the tile is sticking out the bag oh so that's like razor blades porcelain tile
i don't know if you
ever been cut by porcelain it sucks and she's like oh you're not going to take
this yeah it's your
job i said listen this i'm not taking this shit you can throw it in oh fine i'll
throw it in yeah
look big strong guy you know because uh sanitation worker can't throw it in but
i could and she's
rubbing it all up on her belly and shit i'm like good looking you you animal
you know it turns out
she's a nurse oh yeah sorry that's kind of mean i'm getting mean no and she
says you know and it was
fucked up what she said she was like you know you know what if you ever come
into my hospital and you
need help you know you i said you know and now like i said i'm not a blow my
top it's garbage well i'm
not gonna fight with you you want to throw it in throw it in i don't give a
fuck i said you know what
you yeah right to her face and i closed the hopper and she still had 10 15 bags
left
and i drove away i told my partner to drive my boss calls he's like what are
you doing i said let me
guess the nurse called he's like i don't know who the nurse is but this woman
called and you know she's
calling she got 311 on the line this and that and i'm like dude this is what
she said to me so i blew
my lid and told her to go herself yeah he's like listen my boss calls he's like
just let her throw
the rest of the bags in i'm like i don't want to go back there so we went back
anyway wow because i
just don't want to deal with i don't want to fight on my other end so i go back
there now her burly
six eight husband's there uh uh and he gets in my face right and i'm like dude
you do not want to do
this i said listen i'm a garbage man that's all fine and dandy but you don't
want to see what other part
there is yeah my old 67 year old partner jumps out the truck gets right in his
face starts pushing
him no he's like dude you get the back in the house we'll throw the in get the
out of
my partner's face yeah i was like good for you yeah good for you but you had
that here and there
yeah people want to fight it's garbage what are we fighting over garbage for
Thank you.