Name: Middle School Kid Tells Theo He Created a Hitman
Uploaded: 2023-11-08T18:34:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Middle School Kid Tells Theo He Created a Hitman' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Middle School Kid Tells Theo He Created a Hitman' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-08. Transcript available.

hey uh ceo bon uh this is riley and uh what's up riley let's hear more baby do
it
so recently at my middle school there's this new kid that's transit what the
fuck is middle middle
school middle school what am i thinking of middle school like what um okay uh
yep yep let's sorry
let's hear more man this new kid that's transit over the years it's a new year
and all right so
he's cool and stuff all right uh i know this uh might be offensive i don't know
no offense
oh it's fine but uh yeah he's a big black kid and i paid him three dollars you
know my friend
to like mess with my friend okay so you paid a brother three dollars a mess
with your friend
okay we got it i think that's called what is that called
i don't know let's hear more and guess what he does he slaps him and he kept on
requesting more
and more money and he keeps on trying to get me to send them more money and i
don't really know what
to do dang homie you that's what see look man if you start a three dollar
brother dog you don't you
know what i'm saying you can't you can't ask for you can't be expecting five
dollar behavior
if you you know what i'm saying you can't be expecting ten dollar behavior out
of three dollar
brother or any three dollar hitman so i think you gotta you gotta you gotta top
him off with their
extra that money i'd get him another seven and say look this shit ends here
daddy this shit ends here
because if he slapped him damn bro you involved in damn crime brother you in
damn crime homie god damn
brother yeah that's look i've been there you start a couple dollar brother on
some low-key crime and then
you can't fucking stop he want to see you know because sometimes people get
motivated a little bit it
doesn't matter what the avenue is whether it's uh you know for the good or the
bad
you know in these days crime half of our government is crime so hell that dude
could be a damn mayor in
six months but god baby yeah seven you buy i say you hit him with that seven
bucks man uh
let me i might even pay it off for you man because i don't want you getting
involved in
some i don't want you getting too deep and shit you're still too young man for
that god damn brother
oh yeah i remember i'd lent a dude eight dollars some dude with no fucking
shoes
and he bought a bunch of dope and i had to go down to his fucking family and
their door
was inoperable or something some of the and you had to go in and out right
through their
fucking window by the sink you had to climb up this plant pot and get in there
i was so scared dude and
they were in there they had a cat that was dying and they were in there bottle
feeding it
and i was like i do not need my eight dollars i am getting the fuck out of this
shit so